Just click through to YouTube, it's right there:

The movie starts, "Sweet Emotion"'s playing in the background,
kids are smoking weed with Slater, man he's such a class clown,
all the cars are full of beer, Bacardi and liquor,
because tonight there is a giant house party at Pickford's,
it's the last day of school, Slater is trippin,
Tony had a weird dream and tells Mike he should listen,
in his dream he had a naked girl her boobies were decent,
but then the naked body's head belonged to Abraham Lincoln, whoa,
Don gives Randal Pink a pledge sheet for football that says
he can't do drugs while Benny's making a paddle,
Jodi begs the guys to not hurt her brother Mitch Kramer
but they still plan to, damn they're such assholes,
they breaking it down, for the football coach, "You have to use a substance?
Randal Pink you better be giving yourself an attitude adjustment,"
so they drive up to the middle school to make a big announcement
Mitchy Mitchty Mitchy do not run don't think about it
Mitch asks the teacher if they can escape through the back
"50 going on a mission, 25 aint coming back,"
school is over but they're gettng chased like fuck it lets be out,
Carl's mom pulls out a gun "but miss there's ruffians about,"
("AIRRAID YOU FRESHMEN BITCHES!!!!")
they're smoking weed in Pickford's room,
the beer man brought the kegs too soon,
the party's canceled, ruining the plans that were in store,
cuz if you go to Pickford's house and knock his dad answers the door,
Hitch is at his game hes pitchin and hes terrified
oh holy shit he looks up in the bleachers and right theres the guys
they catch him and the bend him over beat him til his fanny's pink
now he can hardly walk and so he gets a ride from Randy Pink,
they pick him up later like he's a foolish little kid
"you got a joint?" "no i do not," "well it'd be cooler if you did"
alright alright alright, theres Wooderson hes such a crazy fool
they go to the emporium to meet some girls and play some pool
you leave the dance, you can't come back
but fuck it those kids didn't care
they wanna walk around a bit but Herschfelder was "gettin there"
now they're gettin chased and they get licked by O'Bannon
wee wee wee squeeal like a pig oh my god they cannot stand him
now they're breakin mailboxes with cans that's meant for trash
get a gun pulled on em fuck this old man Pickford hit the gas
they get revenge on Obannon,with hardy laughter dude scours,
Wooderson plotted a beerbust, awesome party at the moon tower!
president George Washington was not a homosapien
ain't you ever heard that song? the presidents were aliens
Mitch and Julie hit it off, theyre prolly gonna get it on,
the beer is flowin nicely then abruptly everything went wrong
smells like someone's smokin reefer! i'm the one thats smokin reefer,
push him, sucker punch him, oopsie daisies put him in the sleeper
dominant alpha male mothafucker you fuckin disgust me i hate your guts,
he's kickin his ass hes punchin and kickin and killin him til they break it up
god damn it, he's lucky that he's still alive,
stupid mothafucka had to ruin shit and kill the vibe,
the party's over, keg is tapped, it's get up in the car time
lets go smoke a joint right on the 50 fuckin yard line!
break down! giggling! party in the hot night!
mustve been too loud or something theres a fuckin cop light
cops are talkin shit like they can smell beer and smell smoke
randy floyd is gettin high well wait til i go tell coach!
coach comes, mad as hell, randy pink, let's speak,
ditch your loser friends right now and sign your freakin pledge sheet,
sorry coach i got a speech for you it goes like this,
ya see i might play football in the fall but nope i wont sign this, peace!
mitch and julie making out until the sun rise,
mama grabs him by the ear you'reo ff the hook this one time,
mitchell are you drunk right now? heck no mom,
happy end mitch kramer goes to sleep with headphones on>> ^eric3579:

A promote to the sifter who can track down the lyrics to this song.

I like that she walks us through it...

Reminds me of when little kids over-describe things... 'and then I got one green crayon and one yellow crayon and I was drawing with them on the papers and I drew a sun and trees with two squirrels in the trees and the squirrels were named Randall and Jessie... and I looked around and there was nothing I could grab and I ended up in the water."

Because it was stapled to the back of the chicken.

In reply to this comment by poolcleaner:
If you're Randall Flagg, then I'm Blaine the monorail. Now, tell me, why did the dead baby cross the road?

In reply to this comment by blankfist:
Hey, what's up?

In reply to this comment by poolcleaner:
Well, hello, Randall.

Thankee-sai.

>> ^poolcleaner:

Well, hello, Randall.

Hey, what's up?

In reply to this comment by poolcleaner:
Well, hello, Randall.

Well, hello, Randall.

Randall Flagg?

It's funny, but I can't upvote for an obvious set-up posing as something real. There isn't even a Doug Randall at KCAL9.

http://cbs2.com/bios

Normally I'd downvote these "fake" videos, but this one was actually well done and slightly amusing. Non-vote it is.

Someone has already called hoax

Credits at the end say Olga Nunes, who is the singer in http://www.videosift.com/video/xkcd-Loves-The-Discovery-Channel-Animated

Never gets old, huh
Would have been cooler with Randall Munroe in the clip, though.

>> ^fjules:
It's a girl who draws those comics?

Nah. It's a guy named Randall Munroe. One of the better "interviews" with him is his Authors@Google video: http://www.videosift.com/video/AuthorsGoogle-Randall-Munroe-xkcd

Tags for this video have been changed from 'randal munroe' to 'randal munroe, xkcd, discovery, boom de yada' - edited by gwiz665

Parental discrestion is advised when the D.O.C. gets candid

To move like a one-armed bandit

Arrange the tempo when I go solo

The beat and the cut to a rhyme, and it's oh so

Raw, cause you want to jam, then you go "Damn he's good"

And you're right cause I am

And I'm strong, strong enough to reach them

They said they wanna learn, so I'm a teach them

Amplified by a microphone, my point it known

So yo, leave the pad at home

I'm down with the sound so much that I can feel it

If there's a deal to be dealt, then I'll deal it

I'm on a roll, that's word to the father

Chumps want to break, but I tell 'em I don't bother

Char the memory of all who saw the

Last of the concerned, I burn like lava

So in sum you break, you broke it

And I'm smiling, but not joking

Secrets are told, fold but never did

With the knowledge as strong as a whirlwind pyramid



It was mandatory, a righteous editorial

Cause my sport is like part of a memorial

Knowing the whole I was told through a pole

I have the juice to make vinyl gold

Servent at your service, never nervous

Why am I claiming The Great? Cause I deserve this

Title is vital, I receive directly

So I don't have to deal with suckers trying to check

T-R to the A-Y, do they have to be warned? Just try

And I'll start crushing without discussion

Checking the crowd with the rhymes I'm busting

Cool, a quality I have to mention

Gaining with the dope comprehension

I move the corwd, so I make it my bid

Pop the lid, yeah, see a whirlwind pyramid



Hold it, you're a step off the pace, so catch up

And if you're sitting get your black ass up

Dance to the rhythm, let it move your pants

And if you don't dance I assume you can't

And as the crowd, steadily expanding

So move, cause I don't want to see you standing

You're in the way, so hey you gotta step

Left right, I don't give a damn, just jet

As you leave the party in the light you can see body

Everybody, but you're a toasting Maseratti

Cause you don't want to handle the scandal

Physical abuse cause you're as drunk as Tony Randall

And it's a gamble, I mean I've heard you ramble

On and on but you get worn like a sandal

They said "Get raw" and I did then I slid to the back

And hid behind a whirlwind pyramid

i attempted to use punctuation to draw a '100' in the shape of a femur and two eye sockets, but it looked like shit.

so here's a promote instead!

From wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Late_Night_with_Conan_O%27Brien

O'Brien's Late Night was rushed into production and debuted on September 13, 1993, with Andy Richter as O'Brien's sidekick. The premiere episode featured John Goodman (who received a "First Guest" medal for his appearance), Drew Barrymore, and Tony Randall. The episode featured a cold open of O'Brien's walk to the studio with constant reminders that he was expected to live up to Letterman, parodying a popular sentiment expressed in the media at the time. After seeming to be unaffected by the comments, O'Brien arrives at his dressing room and cheerfully prepares to hang himself. However, a warning that the show is about to start causes him to abandon his plans. The first musical guest on the show was the band Radiohead. The crowd for the first show mainly consisted of family members of the crew of the show so as to ensure a positive reception.