>> ^GenjiKilpatrick:

There's tons of stuff that can spread disease that's perfectly legal tho.
We should outlaw hospitals and animal processing factories, spinach tomato & peanut farms, schools and offices.. doorknobs & handles.
Why not simply establish the same rules for brothels as for porn?
Why not devise a profit sharing structure so the workers get properly compensated?
Why not offer sexual abuse & addiction counseling?
Why not offer marriage and relationship therapy?
Something like planned parenthood but for brothels.
Yay! Sex health services for a better society.

>> ^jwray:
>> ^Xax:
So true. If it's solely for you, get the fuck in jail. But if others can watch, high five!

That's actually kinda logical for the purpose of controlling the spread of disease. It's better for people to watch porno and fap at home than go to brothels.



That sounds good, but perhaps it should be illegal to abstain from vaccinations.

There's tons of stuff that can spread disease that's perfectly legal tho.

We should outlaw hospitals and animal processing factories, spinach tomato & peanut farms, schools and offices.. doorknobs & handles.

Why not simply establish the same rules for brothels as for porn?

Why not devise a profit sharing structure so the workers get properly compensated?

Why not offer sexual abuse & addiction counseling?

Why not offer marriage and relationship therapy?

Something like planned parenthood but for brothels.

Yay! Sex health services for a better society.


>> ^jwray:

>> ^Xax:
So true. If it's solely for you, get the fuck in jail. But if others can watch, high five!

That's actually kinda logical for the purpose of controlling the spread of disease. It's better for people to watch porno and fap at home than go to brothels.

>> ^Xax:

So true. If it's solely for you, get the fuck in jail. But if others can watch, high five!


That's actually kinda logical for the purpose of controlling the spread of disease. It's better for people to watch porno and fap at home than go to brothels.

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I only wish I had the raw talent and sexual charisma of a Doug Sheehan, or even a Danny Ferguson.

>> ^deathcow:

Brian?? wtf I thought your name was Doug Sheehan! 5 yrs??? is that awesome or terrifying or what! We always said at 5 years the site would go completely hardcore porno!

Brian?? wtf I thought your name was Doug Sheehan! 5 yrs??? is that awesome or terrifying or what! We always said at 5 years the site would go completely hardcore porno!

>> ^quantumushroom:

Vegetarians are easy. Or too weak to resist. Either way, here comes the protein...


I know a vegetarian Marine...he himself went into Iraq and stepped on 50 babies throats and ate out their hearts. Apparently he really needed the meat.

>> ^xxovercastxx:

Lie to me; I want you to.


In that case, yes, it's a parody. Just don't check me on that.

been there done that. seen the porno.

Thanks, dear! Glad to see so many of you old faces here on my return to sifting.

In reply to this comment by alien_concept:
Well that's a *wtf is ever there was one! And totally *promoteable

>> ^sineral:

Last semester, I take some garbage out to the dumpster. On my way back, I am looking down at my phone while following the sidewalk. Side walk turns left, I turn left. Up the steps, turn left again to my door. I open the door, finally look up from my phone, see three people I don't recognize staring at me and think "oh, my roommates have company over. Odd that I didn't notice them drive by". I step inside, shut the door, they're still staring at me, nobody says anything. I notice all the furniture is different and what goes through my head is "wow, they changed the furniture in the two minutes I was outside?" I stand there for what felt like hours trying to figure out what's going on, wondering if I had just stepped into the twilight zone. All of us are still silent, just staring at each other. Then I realized I was in the wrong apartment.


Sounds like a good beginning storyline for a porno.

>> ^Yogi:

I wish she did porn googles oh found it.


I would have thought that was the old life she left behind before she became a successful fit person. . . But no, her porno blog was updated like 2 weeks ago.

>> ^deadgoon:

Maybe he's a stunt cock for a famous porno actor and needed work on his stroke?


Yeah, I reckon that is it. Why else would you be doing "cock ups"? X D

Maybe he's a stunt cock for a famous porno actor and needed work on his stroke?

1. somehow they attributed this to "anti-americanism", like they hear from their right wing radios that democrats/liberals/lefties/socialists are always screaming about how terrible everything american is and burning flags, somehow in their brains un-nationalism=nationalism=fascism.

4. clinton and obama also increased military spending. we fought tons of proxy wars under the clinton administration and obama has just shifted the focus from iraq to afghanistan. and i can't argue that. they're right. even though they completely skimmed over 8 years of hyper-patriotism.

7. TSA porno-scanners. obama reauthorized the patriot act. also, can't argue with them, except theyre still ignoring the last 8 years.

8. so they're mormons, and historically, the government has interfered with the church. they see the whole prop 8 fiasco as modern day proof of that. and government is trying to legislate for the church, not the other way around.

9. no, corporate power is not protected. this socialist administration is infriging on them and the epa wants to bankrupt all the businesses.

10. unions are the enemy. nurses unions are the reason all of the hospitals in california are in trouble. labor unions are evil. theyre the mafia. blah blah blah. labor unions are fascist organizations funding the obama administration to take out the middle class. this list has a liberal bias.

11. obama killed all the student loans. there is no more access to student loans anywhere, eventhough i am currently living off of student loans. also, academia is where terrorist sympathizers hide out. which explains why her 2 most liberal children are working on graduate degrees in liberal things like physics and disability studies. and her conservative children didn't go to college. my brother and i are really the close minded fascists. if you point out my moms graduate degrees she says she got it during the clinton administration then she went and got a job with it outside of education. unlike my brother and i who don't actually have real jobs. even though my brother works for the military and the military pays for his education. nothing makes any sense.

12. they related this one to the ex con that works for my stepdad. he's finally off drugs and making an honest living and obama won't take his ankle bracelet off probably because he is a white non-violent offender. i'm not even sure what that has to do with the topic, but thats the anecdote they shared with me.

most of what they say doesnt make any sense to me. and vice versa. but i find if i break things down into really small individual issues then we agree like... climate change isnt man made... but it is bad for the planet to dump all of our trash in the ocean and bury toxic waste and cut the tops off all the mountains and burn things into the atmosphere. .... but there is not such thing as global warming.

or our border with mexico is a huge security risk and people in el paso are terrified of the drug wars raging in juarez and we need to deport all the undocumented workers and close our border for good until mexico sorts their shit out.
but women and children who flee from mexico are refugees and should be treated as such.

even when we talk about anarchism, they like anarchism. but if you were to say i was left wing and had radical leanings... they'd freak the fuck out.

so their values and morals are mostly intact, and theyre mostly just like mine... we just use different languages and theyre not worried about atrocities that happen in other places.

>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:

Wow, that's nuts. How did they spin 1, 4 and 7-12? >> ^peggedbea:
omg! i've actually gone through this exact list with her and her husband before and the most bizarre thing happened - they attached every single point to "liberals". the phenomenon here is that the language has been changed. the world "liberal" is no longer derived from the word "liberty". it simple means "ugly nazi fascist death monsters"
and the word "liberty" now means "liberty in christ".
i shoplifted a copy of "the overton window" over the summer and read it aloud to my friends, the entire thing is chocked full of doublespeak. the introduction itself is almost entirely doublespeak. and sometimes i read articles on fox's website, or the drudge report or whatever for fun. it's loaded with doublespeak. almost every article uses some device to change the meaning of language. it's brilliant.
one of my best friends brother is a linguist at UF. i'm pretty sure when those boys come back to texas for christmas we're going to have a serious discussion about this.

>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:
Have you tried explaining to her what fascism is?
Fourteen Defining
Characteristics Of Fascism
By Dr. Lawrence Britt
Source Free Inquiry.co
5-28-3

I thought you might be referring to that, but that isn't really what we were talking about. We were talking about private people writing up their own warrants for your arrest and throwing you in jail. Short of debtors prisons, which were still run by the government as a legal response to debt, there isn't a case were private people could kidnap you or fine you for not using their product.

>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:

^Expect an invoice for my research assistance services.
(From wiki)
Private prisons in the United States today
Private companies in the United States operate 264 correctional facilities, housing almost 99,000 adult offenders.[13] Companies operating such facilities include the Corrections Corporation of America, the GEO Group, Inc, and Community Education Centers. The GEO Group was formerly known as Wackenhut Securities.
Corrections Corporation of America (CCA) has a capacity of more than 80,000 beds in 65 correctional facilities. The GEO Group operates 61 facilities with a capacity of 49,000 offender beds,[14]
Most privately run facilities are located in the southern and western portions of the United States and include both state and federal offenders.[13]