The porn parody market's a pretty incredible thing. I pre-cast Aiden Starr in my mind as Leslie Knope for the Parks & Rec porno, then on a wild hunch I went a-googling to discover that it had already been made, with her in that very role.

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What does it say about me when I tell you that this is at the same time disturbing and awesome enough to be worthy seeing that in a porno?

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No, I don't think it's a gay porno.

That's what I meant by the fake sentiment. It's pretending to be so deep and mature but as you say, it's just someone who's attracted to a pretty girl. And, despite pretending otherwise, this jackass is definitely judging the others on their shallow choice.

Even if you take it as bad casting or the clumsy metaphor I mentioned, he's absolutely not unique at all. Any relationship beyond one with the girl in the porno video you're watching involves more than just appearances and involves personality compatibility. Guys don't talk about this at the pub because it's weird; shallowness is, to some extent, expected. It's not a heart-to-heart discussion.

Perhaps why that's weird would be a good subject for his next poetry. As it is, this is just "hey I'm not judging you cretins for being pathetically shallow, I'm just saying I'm so much better than you because I uniquely see beyond physical attributes and lack the social skills to realise that I'm not unique and I'm taking a pub conversation way too seriously and you guys are never inviting me out again are you?".

Bah. I'm actually annoyed now. Why has anyone upvoted this? I'm not judging you guys for being pathetically shallow, I'm just saying I'm so much better than you because I almost uniquely see beyond the smulch.

There's a Game of Thrones-themed porno in here somewhere...

...although thinking about it, GoT's not that far away right now.

Came for the Porno title

stayed for all the tits

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Gosh, I'd love to send the cast of a porno up into space. All sorts of things would behave differently.

With TSA's porno-scanners essentially you have this situation http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/410450/security-breach

Whereas with sexual assault groping, you can make things better by making it as uncomfortable as possible for the groper. Wear old, smelly underwear so that they get a nice whiff of your junk. When they start molesting you, you start moaning and get a raging hardon.

2nd paragraph I full agree, pointless name dropping. Maybe he was nervous and that was the best he could say.