>> ^longde:

Well, I would say this is more engineering than science. But if it was really feasible it would have great applications. You could embed triggers in popular photoscapes, for example.

or better yet, embed malware that will destroy TSA porno-tron machines the moment they take a picture of you!

Strange:

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>> ^SeesThruYou:

Why doesn't anyone make porn like this?


because it would be a very short porno. Just one slap and jizz goes everywhere.

(1)......NASA responds by buying MySpace & they claim ownership of the ENTIRE known Universe.

(2)......Correct, it flops because you can only watch THEIR programmes.

(3)......They change their name to "Amazonflix" & are sued by a small porno company with the same name.

(4)......Not a chance.

(5)......See (4)

(6)......Well, at least we agree on something.

(7)......Too nerdy for me, I'll take your word for it.

(8)......See (7)

(9)......I honestly didn't know they had oil.

(10)......YouTube being aware of this invades the site in a sneak attack & sets about destroying it.....realising only too late that most of the embeds are from it's own site & ends up destroying itself from within.

I think the "motionless dude" is holding a camera with which to film this pornographic scene. And you can see another person in the distance. Now we just need to find the porno filmed in the tall grass by the water where we see a fishing boat go by.

I heard that they may be "edging closer" to making Porno into a film with the Trainspotting cast.

>> ^L0cky:

I think it's a really strange choice for a film adaptation to be honest. Ecstasy is one of Irvine Welsh's weaker novels; I think Filth or Crime would translate better; or even Glue.
The best of course would be Porno, but that would require the cast from Trainspotting to sign up. Which they should considering what that movie did for their careers.

I think it's a really strange choice for a film adaptation to be honest. Ecstasy is one of Irvine Welsh's weaker novels; I think Filth or Crime would translate better; or even Glue.

The best of course would be Porno, but that would require the cast from Trainspotting to sign up. Which they should considering what that movie did for their careers.

Award-winning director, Rob Heydon’s film version of Irvine Welsh’s Ecstasy opens this fall.

Starring Adam Sinclair, Kristin Kreuk, Billy Boyd and Carlo Rota, it’s based on Welsh’s novella, “The Undefeated”, taken from his book Ecstasy - Three Tales of Chemical Romance.

It’s 15 years since the film version of Trainspotting kicked in the doors and launched the careers of a young and new generation of talent, and while negotiations continue for its follow-up Porno, it’s hoped Ecstasy will be as good, if not better. Here’s hoping.

Here’s the most recent teaser for the Ecstasy, plus 2 others. For more information check here.

I betcha James Franco would like to make a porno with James Franco.

He probably could/would do it.

I dun not goofed.
>> ^xxovercastxx:

Or, you know, marry a chick who digs porn. Problem solved.

>> ^gwiz665:

He has the stamina of an ox..
>> ^hpqp:
Notice how there's only one "man" in the family, for three "women"?
>> ^gwiz665:
Keep your love for your kids at night when no one is watching.




Meh, not that impressive.

He has the stamina of an ox..
>> ^hpqp:

Notice how there's only one "man" in the family, for three "women"?
>> ^gwiz665:
Keep your love for your kids at night when no one is watching.

Notice how there's only one "man" in the family, for three "women"?

>> ^gwiz665:

Keep your love for your kids at night when no one is watching.

pr0n, like violent videogames, alcohol and weed should be kept for us adults. We have to work our asses off and pay the taxes, might as well keep some of the goodies for the grown ups, right?


Srsly tho, I agree that kids and young teens should be kept clear of porn. The important thing is that they learn that, like action movies, porn is nothing like real life.


>> ^Lawdeedaw:

Actually, I will have to agree that porno ruins families. Not between two grown adults. But children and teenagers watching porn has ruined children's and teenagers' minds--which cannot be stopped if you have the internet or friends with a computer. It actually changes their brain growth. And it creates unreal expectations and degrading treatment in certain cases.
But many inventions ruined the "family" as well.
With that, I do watch porn. But I am glad I didn't have access when I was a teen.
(P.s., religion has ruined many more families than porn. Just saying.)

Actually, I will have to agree that porno ruins families. Not between two grown adults. But children and teenagers watching porn has ruined children's and teenagers' minds--which cannot be stopped if you have the internet or friends with a computer. It actually changes their brain growth. And it creates unreal expectations and degrading treatment in certain cases.

But many inventions ruined the "family" as well.

With that, I do watch porn. But I am glad I didn't have access when I was a teen.

(P.s., religion has ruined many more families than porn. Just saying.)