I used to hump my pillow at night.
The type of silent prayer to help myself prepare for the light.
Me and my cousin Duce would rank the girls between one and ten
and the highest number got to be my pillows pretend.
Now I apologize to every high ranker.
But you taught me how to dream and so I also thank you.
I never had the courage to approach you at school.
We joked around a lot and I know you thought I dressed cool.
But I was just covering up all the insecurities that came bubbling up.
My complexion had
me stuck in an emotional rut, 'like the time you Flavor Flaved me and you called me
"Yo Chuck, they say
you're too black, man".
I think I'm too black.
Mom, do you think I'm too black? I think I'm too black.
Black Stacey.
They called me Black Stacey.
I never got to be myself 'cause to
myself I always was Black Stacey, in polka dots
and paisley, a double goose
and bally shoes, you thought it wouldn't phase me.
I was Black Stacey.
the preachers' son from Haiti
who rhymed a lot and always got the dance steps at the party.
I was Black Stacey.
you thought it wouldn't phase me, but it did 'cause I was just a kid.

I used to use bleaching creme, 'til Madame CJ Walker walked into my dreams.
I dreamt of being white and
complimented by you, but the only shiny black thing that you liked was my shoes.
Now, I apologize for bottling up
all the little things you said that warped my head and my gut.
Even though I always told you not to
brag about the fact that your great grand
mother was raped by her slave master. Yeah, I became
militant too.
So it was clear on every level I was blacker than you.
I turned you on to Malcolm X and
Assata Shakur in my three quarter elephant goose with the fur.
I had the high top fade
with the steps on the side.
I had the two finger ring, rag top on the ride.
I had the sheep skin, name
belt, Lee suit, Kangol, acid wash Vasco, chicken and waffle.

Black Stacey.
They called me Black Stacey.
I never got to be myself 'cause to myself I always was Black Stacey, in polka dots
and paisley, a double goose and bally shoes, you thought it wouldn't phase me.
I was Black Stacey. the preachers'
son from Haiti who
rhymed a lot and always got the dance steps at the party.
I was Black Stacey.
Youthought it wouldn't phase me, but it did 'cause I was just a kid.

Now here's a little
message for you.
All you baller playa's got
some insecurities too, that you could cover up, bling it up, cash in
and ching ching it up, hope no
one will bring it up, lock it down and string it up.
Or you can share your essence with us, 'cause everything about you couldn't be rugged
and ruff.
And even though you tote a
glock and you're hot on the
streets, if you dare to share your heart, we'll nod our heart to
its beat.
And you should do that, if nothing else, to prove
that a player like you could keep it honest and true. Don't mean to call your bluff but
mothafucka that's what I do.
You got platinum chain
then, son, I'm probably talking to you.
And you can call your gang, your posse and the rest of your crew.
And while you're at it get them addicts and the indigent too. I plan to have a whole army
by the time that I'm through to load their guns with songs they haven't sung.

*promote

Everyone knows rock is gateway music....before you know it, you'll be listening to jazz and even polka.

I do agree with the last statement 100% though. Watching TV shrinks your penis.

okay, it's got techno polka, a marching band, a title of "Gas Gas" and Weird Al is strangely absent.

LOL, Choggie this scene is so you. All she needed now was a modern mandolin lead 40's band w/ a polka flare as a backup.

Weird Al Polka = pwn

If they keep this bullshit up Im gonna go back to college and add a law degree to my accolades (how I despise lawyers, and college) and I'm gonna bring down the system. Or die trying, because some one has to.

How I would love to ravage these tough guys in court and leave them in the fetal position in the corner of the court room while the Judge screams "Order in the court!" and the jury laughs at his pink polka dotted underpants.

>> ^chilaxe:

Police have placed the officer, identified as Patrick Pogan, on desk duty pending the outcome of a department investigation. Pogan told officials that [the biker, Christopher Long], was obstructing traffic and that the biker was actually trying to run him down.
Long, 29, was charged with attempted assault, resisting arrest, and disorderly conduct.
He'll make an appearance in court on August 5.

The Buckethead of polka.

*orders hors-doovers and more drinks-

I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy
Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
Oily, greasy, fleecy
Shining, gleaming, streaming
Flaxen, waxen
Knotted, polka-dotted
Twisted, beaded, braided
Powdered, flowered, and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghettied!

*polka music

From Wikipedia :
The only cyclist to have won the yellow, green and red polka-dotted jersey in the same Tour de France (1969)
the yellow jersey is awarded to the overal leader, green jersry is awarded to best overall sprinter, and polka-dot jersey is awarded to best over all climber.

Most career victories by a professional cyclist : 525
Most stage victories in the Tour de France : 34.
Most days with the yellow jersey in the Tour de France : 96.

Eddy Merckx is five-time champion of the two most important races in professional cycling, the Tour de France and the Giro d'Italia and one of only four cyclists to have won all three of the Grand Tours

He is one of only two men to have won the Triple Crown of Cycling (Tour de France, Giro d'Italia, and the World Cycling Championship) in the same year.

hmmmmmmm *wheels start spinning*

luckily, i have a few days off coming up soon! i've been so busy up until the 1st anniv launch that i'm finally able to get back into sifting!!! this shall prove rather interesting!! red with black polka dots anyone!??!!? NOT!!

Half of me wants to laugh and half of me remembers how I looked at fourteen years old, doing an energetic running man while wearing a polka-dot shirt.

Better get some "ladybug"-polka-dotted-red-tape. FoolieGhoulie is coming to get you! Can Joe Dirt save the day? (He certainly looks like Joe Dirt)


From the same folks who made "Star Wars III: A Lost Hope" (Sequential Pictures parody):

http://www.videosift.com/story.php?id=1297

No love for the polka dots..ah well *discard

In this vid, you'll notice all the music logos in the corner or what have you. The polka power video, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yugldxpRDMo&mode=related&search=, notice the lack of said logos. They use the source videos.