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although one of the most infuriating videos i've ever watched, to the extent where i actually wanted to cry all over my cat at points, it's important to note that this is basically 'The Best Of... Police Corruption' set to spooky music

a small percentage of human beings are fucking scumbags with no morals or respect for others, and very little brainpower; creatures who spend their lives tearing people to pieces for personal gain and hulk-smashing all that gets in their way. unfortunately, as with all professions, some of these slip through the screening process and end up fucking us all up the poop-chute whilst also wearing a police uniform, permanently warm taser in fist. they're just scumbags with badges and not the norm.

the real problem, as fuckfist points out, is at the top of the tree. the weasels that supposedly overlook the system on our behalf with as much competence as a wet fart, so precious about their targets that they turn a blind eye to all the bad eggs rolling around their basket in favour of a better report card for the year. who's watching them? fucking no-one. and that's why they continue to sit back, sign a few pieces of paper and play with their little winkles as their bank accounts fill with public money.

it's not the people on the ground i have the major problem with, although the cuntish minority as displayed in the video are beyond exasperating: it's the honchos who have the ability to (relatively) instantly make the changes necessary in order to better the system but either can't be bothered putting their necks on the line or are simply so incompetent that they wouldn't know how. get someone with both brain and balls at the summit and eventually the majority of these mindless scumbag cops - the twats that everyday people encounter - will have a hard time either staying in the force or getting there in the first place.

saying all that, i'm not dissing this video at all. it needs to be seen by as many as possible, as do all these violent cop clips, in an effort to instigate some kind of change. it just bugs me that we can't get footage of the commissioners/chiefs causing more damage in a plush office somewhere, from the comfort of their desks, bent phallus in hand.

It's not all soft.

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
sir,
this avatar is making me uncomfortable.
i know underneath the kitty is young harrison ford being foxy
i also know that you are a furry
and underneath your plush and fuzzy exterior is soft fleshy man meat.

shudder,
bea

sir,
this avatar is making me uncomfortable.
i know underneath the kitty is young harrison ford being foxy
i also know that you are a furry
and underneath your plush and fuzzy exterior is soft fleshy man meat.

shudder,
bea

Hehe - a have a lifesize "Kick the Cheat" plush doll my brother got me for Christmas years ago. It makes different noises when you kick it!

^How do you feel about breasts on plush toys, because there are websites for that, you know..?

Quite frankly, I find plush toys in close proximity of breasts rather disturbing.

Perhaps instead of becoming vice president, she should aspire to be a plush doll?

Yeah. My Issy is strictly an indoor one, so she's never killed any animals or birds. I've only seen her eat spiders and bat around flies and moths. I think she sort of acts out her instincts by fetching little plush toys by the neck as her way of "offerings." She also likes to wrestle with an animal puppet or sock puppet, as she is an only child ("pet") with no siblings to play with.


Definitely after watching this vid, I realized there were other good and ecological reasons to keep a cat indoors, other than the many reasons I keep her inside already. Cleanliness, safety, health, and before she was fixed I of course did not want her to get knocked up. I never before had thought of it as protecting the outdoor wildlife from a potential mass-murderer! Whoa.

Why would anyone in Britain want a Hummer when they live in the country where Range Rovers are made? Range Rovers are more plush and more off-road capable any day of the week.

This just in:

4 Japanese teenagers were brutally mauled and then eaten when they jumped into the lion exhibit at their local zoo. Examination of their remains reveals they were carrying short sticks with plush gazelles connected to one end by a bungee cord. Investigators are still trying to determine their motives for entering the exhibit.

I wish more videos had plush carpets that ate people.

Oh dear... that is just too ridiculously cute! I love how the real baby bear is smaller than the plush toy one.

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They are well-lobbied republican creeps. I'm sure they've got plush jobs lined up with their media patrons - after the downfall of the current administration. Go full-screen on this video.

Cosplay is a gateway drug to Furry.

Not that I'm judging. I'll happily sleep with anime characters or giant plush squirrels!

Mmmmm... Sweet, sweet squirrels!