I wish I had a pickle

I don't think I would react that way at all. I care about people that get stepped on by others and not for the person doing the stepping. I don't think that cop should die for what he did but I would love to see some street justice on his ass for hitting a kid, fuck the gender issue. Hell even if it was an adult I'd still be saying wtf.

I just think its fucked up that cops can manhandle people, put people under arrest, or taze someone for talking back or not submitting and becoming their bitch for the duration of the stop. And if someone has the balls to help the person in trouble or the person in trouble resists in any way, the they are fucked. Don't matter if you were right or if the cop was using too much force or anything because if you put a finger on one of them your done. Because in the eyes of most people cops are gods among men.

In my eyes they are just regular damn people with a blue shit and a shiny little badge. And I know lots of people would agree that if you saw someone without that shiny badge treating especially a kid that way, youd want to kick his fuckin ass.

I would also like to say in this case he wasn't dealing with crack heads or dangerous people but kids who just got out of school and jaywalked across the street. It's obvious jaywalking doesn't warrant that type of response and according to the person that said they were there the cop started twisting her arm and then slammed her against the car for yelling back. Fuck that.

I was also surrounded by a group of people once. I got a shitty blame-displacement tongue so I got my ass kicked

>> ^Lawdeedaw:

And I would like two women at one time, a classic car, friends from all over the world who love and adore me, my own country, and a pickle. Sadly, I only have the car and pickle right now...
Your fantasy is a delusion. Think about it... Cops = people + authority... Meaning that if you were a cop, you would do the same thing! Also, imagine one of the attackers pulling a knife. As quick as dead. A crowd gets out of control and one dead cop. But you don't care about the cop, his family or anything. In fact, I don't think you care about the "victims" either... I think you just hate.
I was surrounded by a crowd once and unaided by the local fat-police that refused to help me (I am not a cop btw.) It could have been one dead DeeDaw in a manner of minutes. Thank god for my blame-displacement tongue...
I was also followed by a crack head because I told her to leave my neighborhood after she was in my yard and scared my wife and children. She followed me so close, asked if I was scared in a threatening manner and I was thinking, "You damn right, I cannot stand getting cut." Instead I just glared and she slinked away.

>> ^ToKeyMonsTeR:
I'd like to live in a free country where cops can't abuse their power because citizens will stand up to their bullshit if they do abuse that power. Right now people act like cops are gods among men.


And I would like two women at one time, a classic car, friends from all over the world who love and adore me, my own country, and a pickle. Sadly, I only have the car and pickle right now...

Your fantasy is a delusion. Think about it... Cops = people + authority... Meaning that if you were a cop, you would do the same thing! Also, imagine one of the attackers pulling a knife. As quick as dead. A crowd gets out of control and one dead cop. But you don't care about the cop, his family or anything. In fact, I don't think you care about the "victims" either... I think you just hate.

I was surrounded by a crowd once and unaided by the local fat-police that refused to help me (I am not a cop btw.) It could have been one dead DeeDaw in a manner of minutes. Thank god for my blame-displacement tongue...

I was also followed by a crack head because I told her to leave my neighborhood after she was in my yard and scared my wife and children. She followed me so close, asked if I was scared in a threatening manner and I was thinking, "You damn right, I cannot stand getting cut." Instead I just glared and she slinked away.

@Sarzy I think my main problem is that they never quite managed to introduce a coherent plot for us to get caught up in. They made it seem like maybe there was some master theory that would explain all the weird things that had happened in the show, but there was never anything of the sort.

I understand that they always said it was about the characters first and foremost, and I do think that was the main thing that kept me coming back to the show, I just wish they'd done something with the plot other than constantly use it as a license to use deus ex machina to put the characters into unexpected pickles.

Oh well, I have enjoyed the show over the years, I was just expecting more of a payoff in this finale than what they delivered.

I happen-stanced upon this gruesome legacy quit innocently. To be honest, I ain't seen the end, either. I present it to the viewers of VideoSift with reason. Are we to allow snuff on the Sift, what is snuff, and how do we enforce our rules?
Evidence has proven that we allow snuff on VideoSift. The contention lies in how we define it.
This video--as deplorable as it is--should remain on the Sift. I believe that suppression is foolhardy. I think that the natural downvote of disagreeableness is more persuasive.
Everyone has a videocam. This pickle won't un-dill itself...

>> ^budzos:

Having spent far too much time on the internet, I'm genuinely surprised that the video didn't end with one or more of these girls:
- whipping out their cock for a little pickle surprise shock and horror effect
- receiving a FIESTA


Same here! I didn't even enjoy it (that much) because I was worried about the ending.

Having spent far too much time on the internet, I'm genuinely surprised that the video didn't end with one or more of these girls:

- whipping out their cock for a little pickle surprise shock and horror effect
- receiving a FIESTA

National Pickle Month lol, who knew

^ Hear, hear nanrod. CYA is the celebrities best defense. Someone should give Angelina Jolie a few lessons on saying too much while saying nothing at all!!

And yeah, Gibson looked like pickled, hammered, dog shit who had slept out of doors, in his clothes.

It tasted like tapioca and pickles.

hahahaha great line.

In reply to this comment by alizarin:
Packed with the awesome power of Pickles!

1,2,1,2,3,4
We accept her, one of us, we accept her, one of us!
Gooble gobble gooble gobble!
We accept her, we accept her!
We accept her, one of us, we accept her, one of us!
Gooble gobble gooble gobble!
We accept her, we accept her!

(We-we) we came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,
I was testing you - and you passed,
Dental plan! Lisa needs braces,
Be required to fart on a regular basis,
I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse,
Channel 13 - Eyewitness news!
Robocop, who is he?
Dead or alive you're coming with me.

In a hurry to be fed, beady eyes and big blue head.

I'm telling the truth Doc, you gotta believe me,
Why does everything I whip leave me?
My beautiful chocolate! Candy is dandy,
Fava beans and a nice Chianti,
You can count on Slippery Pete,
Suicide will be nice and neat!
I didn't build the Panama canal,
Open the pod bay doors please, HAL,

These aren't the droids you're looking for,
These aren't the droids we're looking for,
I am not a number I am a free man!
Rosebud.
To The Idiotmobile!
Right away Michael,
I-I-I-I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered.

We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,
You don't understand I coulda had class,
Round and tasty on a bun,
Ooh Zippy look what you've done!
Finally! Cast off those lines!
No, I've been nervous lots of times,
Red Rum! What's the matter honey?
Just robbed Boss Hogg all of his money!

We came, saw, we kicked it's ass,
Writing checks your body can't cash,
I was elected to lead, not read,
I feel the need - the need for speed,
Watch out for snakes, a good man's loafer,
HQ - my hat looks like a muffin - over,
My god it's full of stars,
There was no driver in the car..

In the car (repeat)

Well you see I'm in hot pursuit!

There are only two things I love in this world - everybody and television!
#The Simpsons
#Run With Us!
Ugh - you must be shrooming,
Wait for me Moomin!
Cross live to meet the host of that show, Meat Boy,
I want to go to there.

We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,
An oil tycoon - like a.. moustache,
Nice beaver! I just had it stuffed,
I don't give a shit, close enough,
Where's me washboard? I'll get me coat,
Y-y-y-you're gonna need a bigger boat,
What'd she say? I think she bought it,
Suck it monkeys! I'm goin' corporate!
C'mon let's take a drive! A drive?
Number 5 is alive!
It's only a laugh, no harm done,
Pickles, french fries, yum yum yum,
Bueller, Bueller, Bueller,
It's 2 degrees cooler,
The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long,
Six words in the whole song.

We-we-we accept her, one of us, we accept her, one of us!
Gooble gobble gooble gobble!
We accept her, we accept her!
You are number 6 5 4 3 2
I am not a number, I am a free man

We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,
Give me my 20,000 in cash,
We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,
I think you woke up the dead with that blast
We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,
I think fast, I talk fast,
We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,
Lois, this is not my Batman glass,

Packed with the awesome power of Pickles!

pickled quail eggs?!

I think I still have that one on another computer I'll re-upload that to the youtubes for ya-



In reply to this comment by therealblankman:
Jesus, but this place has been boring lately. Nothing but a bunch of constricted, leftist, whiney PC assholes- myself included, naturally.

Welcome back weirdo. Hopefully you'll bring some colour with ya'.

Now... can you please re-post your cooking videos to the Youtube so I can get the recipes for your various pickled southern treats?

In reply to this comment by therealblankman:
Jesus, but this place has been boring lately. Nothing but a bunch of constricted, leftist, whiney PC assholes- myself included, naturally.

Welcome back weirdo. Hopefully you'll bring some colour with ya'.

Now... can you please re-post your cooking videos to the Youtube so I can get the recipes for your various pickled southern treats?