Tags for this video have been changed from 'Tina Fey, Patricia Arquette, Julia Louis Dreyfus, Amy Schumer, Hollywood, Viking' to 'Tina Fey, Patricia Arquette, Julia Louis Dreyfus, Amy Schumer, inside amy schumer' - edited by Grimm

a few things.

- gary oldman played a dwarf and didn't win an award? the film must be hideous.

- what happened to patricia arquette? i used to love her, with all my heart.

- wtf is wrong with matthew mcconaughey? do romcoms pay extremely well or his agent a useless piece of shit?

took a minute to be sure, with the crack-whore makeup and video warpage.

but i'm pretty sure that's patricia arquette.

It's True Romance. Released in Fall of 1993. At one time it was my favourite film. It's written by Quentin Tarantino, directed by Tony Scott, and has, among others Dennis Hopper, Gary Oldman, Christopher Walken, Christian Slater, Bronson Pinchot, Brad Pitt, Tom Sizemore, Chris Penn, Val Kilmer, James Gandolfini, Patricia Arquette... needless to say, just about the greatest cast ever in a crime movie.

I sort of killed it for myself by watching it about thirty times. It's a good date movie if your chick can tolerate some highly graphic gunplay. It seems to get chicks hot more than any other movie in my experience. I suppose that's because, despite all the profanity and viscera, at the core it really is a "True Romance."