😂 That’s the most delusional thing you’ve said lately. 😂

Why not go full nutjob and say “he’s going to come out with a hot prison body.”? It’s just as true. 😂

I bet the threat is enough to stop him from talking shit, at least until he forgets. If he honestly thought being put in jail would be good for him, he would violate the order again today…let’s watch.

He’s going to commit suicide within days of surrendering for his sentence…he’s the biggest coward ever and will never be able to live in prison, not even in a cushy club fed under protective custody, and absolutely not in Rikers Island so jail terrifies him.

I hate to tell you but going to prison or jail disqualifies him to people not in the cult…I know you don’t know any besides me. Most people want a president who is still allowed to vote and own firearms….and who can travel and meet foreign leaders and who can read documents and write orders, prisoner Trump can do none of that, he cannot have a pen or paper clip, can’t get briefings, documents, or visitors. How, exactly, you morons think he can lead from prison is beyond me…but not thinking it through is your MO.
That’s ok though, the public testimony and evidence proving he’s a liar and business fraud and cheater and election interferer and tax fraud have turned most independents away, the polls reflect that, as do all early elections.
His disastrous VP pick hasn’t helped one bit, it’s only reminded people that Trump also hates dogs and has no qualms about putting viscous and proud puppy killers in power. Normal people find that disqualifying…both for her and the man who chose her as your best.

It absolutely looks like we are going to find out. The chances he’s not going to prison are near zero…because he’s absolutely guilty of all charges and has absolutely zero idea how to put on a legal defense. Almost every time he’s been in court he’s lost, because lies and bullying don’t work in a courtroom and it’s his only move.

Staple cube
I could find no regional slang where a staple is called a paper clip.

It’s not surprising that a millennial doesn’t know a staple from a paper clip.

Wish she was running for President.

As a kid I'd hate to have her as my mother. I wouldn't be able to play with matches or hop trains or walk across the railroad bridge over the Delaware river or throw snowballs at moving cars or skip catechism or shoot girls in class with paper clips and rubber bands just to get their attention...

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First off, she taps the glass in the beginning like she's afraid to even hit it. Second, I'm pretty sure removing a headrest isn't something you would have time/composure for, considering you generally need to insert a straightened paper clip or similar into two tiny holes (one at a time) while lifting up to get the headrest out. But it's good info that you could jam some object in there and use leverage to create pressure for the glass to shatter, so here is half an upvote.

Why mommy can't sew!

Here's a pyro-aside this reminded me of:
U will Need:

paperclip
flint
butane lighter

bend paper-clip in such a manner as to hold flint in-place
with lighter, heat flint while holding the end of the paperclip far enough away from finger to avoid heat transfer-(flint will glow and swell twice it's size, at this point...)

Throw glowing flint & paperclip combination at hard surface, concrete, brick wall, etc.

Super explody white-sparkler-action, and really cool sound

There should be a name for this...

I don't smoke, but I light fuses incense by bending a paper clip back and forth really, really fast.

>> ^KnivesOut:

Fact: If that cat wasn't happy, he wouldn't be in that bucket.


Unless it has a paper clip "inhibitor bolt" attached.

Neat!
Sorry for the late reply, I was away in Spain for 2 weeks.
I actually made a stand like this for myself and have also adapted this mod on several occasions

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Hey iphone boy!

http://lifehacker.com/5056913/diy-iphone-or-ipod-touch-paper-clip-stand

What do you think of that?

Hey iphone boy!

http://lifehacker.com/5056913/diy-iphone-or-ipod-touch-paper-clip-stand

What do you think of that?

>> ^osama1234:
I'm a little confused about how weddings work. So do all people after getting married later go to the mayor's office to fill out paperwork that they are now a couple (for tax purposes etc?)
Or are these people the superb human beings that just get married in such a simple manner, without the glitz. Just go to the mayor's office and get married there?
Because i didn't think any women existed on the face of this earth that would be willing to do a simple wedding like that... because i seek one like that..lol.


Keep the faith, buddy. We're all over the place. For our wedding, the judge asked for our rings, we told him we didn't place the same meaning on rings and so we didn't get any (hadn't even thought about it) so he bent a couple of paper clips into hearts and put them on our fingers as he married us. Cool guy.

I think smacking your for a just reason is ok. When I was a youngster, I kept trying to stick paper clips in the electrical sockets (eia!) When my mom saw me do that, I got the snot damn near beat out of me. It was rough, but let me tell ya, I never brought those two items near each other ever again!

Same thing happened to one of my best friends, when he was young, he started opening up the bottles under the sink and pouring drinks (eia!) Same thing, he got thumped pretty good, and never did he try and do that again.

It's such a fine grey line, that it's up to the parents foremost. With luck, they are using good judgment, and not doing it because they've had a shitty day at work.

In hindsight, I'm surprised I made it this long.

Every item MacGyver ever used for other than its intended purpose should be banned. Paper clips, pinecones, 9V batteries, EVERYTHING!

We've got to keep these people safe! Only government stormtroopers should have guns!