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One of my favorite Onion headlines "no way we could have stopped this from happening says only country where this regularly happens"

I can't get over how much this screams "American Car Company". You could post this on the Onion's website and no one would know the difference.

Someone should firebomb The Onion already. They are completely useless. Though I agree with them on one thing - Quvenzhané Wallis probably is a cunt.

I can't wait for the retrospective on this Onion commentary!

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Sour Cream + Onion
Barbeque
Lysergic acid diethylamide
Salt and Vinegar
Regular

Popularity be damned and at pennies on the dollar, the site has once again been wrested by a cabal of regular back-and-forthers, none particularly clever or interesting, whose banal commentary could fill a modest tome printed on onion skins, bound with viscous expectorates, and disposed of at one's next convenient expurgate repose the lucky hoarder having been thankful to have kept it for a fresher feeling behind after schnapps.

Assuming the 'negative outcome' scenario, also the nature of human consciousness (so simply and patently codified), what 'preparation' beyond one's will would prepare a human for a planet made hostile to humanity BY humanity?

Life itself is an injustice according to the parameters we are willing to accept as just or fair or equitable. So Emily here decides to film her abortion procedure for her own benefit, her own ego, a journalistic form of self-therapy perhaps? I would challenge any American white woman's spoken motivations for ending a pregnancy and find by peeling the layers of the onion away in about 10 minutes of Q&A that that little piece of meat growing inside of her needs to go because it's gonna be an inconvenience to her lifestyle, a challenge to her own limited consciousness of the nature of life and the universe.

Swat that little nuisance before it lands on my food, for crissakes.

When you eat a grilled cheese, do you just do bread and cheese or do you add anything ?

I sometimes put onion slices in or dill pickle. dill pickle is a fucking wicked addition, very much when the bread gets a little dark.

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Im not too young to remember old bobbo, but its been a very long time since weve had someone in the office that enunciates like someone who would own a fish and chip shop and throw pickled onions at you if you upset her....if you catch my drift.

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Beautifully sad song (stupid onions). I so am interested to know how people interpret the meaning of the lyrics. Some of the comments here i found interesting http://amandapalmer.net/blog/because-the-origami/

Parenting ain't always easy.