There is no spoon, Mr. Wick. But there is a pencil.

There is no spoon.

No spoon literally!

True, but not applicable here. In this context that kind of equates to:

"Never have sex and you'll get pregnant anyway."


To mix metaphors even further, my point is: there *is* no spoon.

*discard
*kill
there is no spoon

There is no spoon.

>> ^budzos:

They're not actually moving that fast (there is no spoon). There are no laws of physics for them to violate.
>> ^BoneRemake:
>> ^ChaosEngine:
While that was an awesome scene and pretty revolutionary for it's time, I always thought that given you've just seen the agent has reflexes quick enough to dodge bullets, wouldn't saying "dodge this" give it more than enough time to take the gun off Trinity?
I know, rule of cool and all, but still..

Lets go even farther and take into account inertia and momentum etc. If the agent and neo can move that fast shouldn't they be subject to some form of physical law that says if you move fast enough to become a blur your energy should be dissipated in some form ?
The whole thing is full of odd holes, but all in all its a neat movie.




INDEED !

They're not actually moving that fast (there is no spoon). There are no laws of physics for them to violate.

>> ^BoneRemake:

>> ^ChaosEngine:
While that was an awesome scene and pretty revolutionary for it's time, I always thought that given you've just seen the agent has reflexes quick enough to dodge bullets, wouldn't saying "dodge this" give it more than enough time to take the gun off Trinity?
I know, rule of cool and all, but still..

Lets go even farther and take into account inertia and momentum etc. If the agent and neo can move that fast shouldn't they be subject to some form of physical law that says if you move fast enough to become a blur your energy should be dissipated in some form ?
The whole thing is full of odd holes, but all in all its a neat movie.

Do not try to bend the spoon; that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth: there is no spoon.

The Teaparty is astroturfing --- ie. fake grassroots funded by .. ta da, rich white people

http://www.sourcewatch.org/index.php?title=Tea_Party_movement_funding
http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2010/08/30/100830fa_fact_mayer
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/08/29/opinion/29rich.html

Its smoke and mirrors to distract. Its nothing. There is no spoon.

Verse 1:
Hey there Keanu
It's about time that someone said it
But your picture makes us feel sad
God I hope that you read Reddit
Yes I do
Cause all my posts are just for you
I swear it's true

Verse 2:
Hey there Keanu
Don't you worry about the pigeons
Have your lunch alone in sorrow
Boy that sandwich looks delicious
Close your eyes
Pictures of you are no surprise
This karma's nice

Chorus:
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's Reddit sympathy
'Whoa' is what you say to me
'Whoa' is what you say to me
It's what you say to me

Verse 3:
Hey there Keanu
I know times have been real hard
But with some upvotes from my friends
We'll steer that bus between the cars
We'll have it good
You know kung fu it's understood
I just got wood

Verse 4:
Hey there Keanu
My photoshop skills have no limits
If all the shops with cats I did of you
Would help to lift your spirits
I'd shop it all
I'd even shop you with Ron Paul
That park's too small

Chorus:
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's Reddit sympathy
'Whoa' is what you say to me
'Whoa' is what you say to me
It's what you say to me

Bridge:
You give so much with all your heart
Some motorbikes just for a start
But I'd work with you for very little pay
We don't need to stop this bus
There is no spoon what's all the fuss
And Mountain breeze is such a trippy name
Keanu I can promise you
That by the time we get through
The Reddit memes will never ever be the same
And you're to blame

Verse 5:
Hey there Keanu
Eat your lunch and don't you miss me
One more week and we'll be done with you
Please don't think that we're unhappy but it's true
Circlejerk won't know what's left to do
I can't imagine someone new
Hey there Keanu here's to you
This one's for you

Chorus:
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's Reddit sympathy
'Whoa' is what you say to me
'Whoa' is what you say to me
It's what you say to me

>> ^demon_ix:

http://videosift.com/video/Robocop-2-There-Is-No-Spoon
This ending is so much better than R1, don't you think?
In reply to this comment by ponceleon:
>> ^demon_ix:
I always felt that ED209 was a little too vulnerable. Also, the second film is much better.

Demon, you know I love you, but you shame me with this comment... Robocop 1 > all other robocops.


Well, I'd say it is definitely more action-packed

The beauty of these films, is that you don't need words to follow the action scenes!
>> ^gwiz665:

Way too german.. I really don't care for dubbing.

http://videosift.com/video/Robocop-2-There-Is-No-Spoon
This ending is so much better than R1, don't you think?

In reply to this comment by ponceleon:
>> ^demon_ix:

I always felt that ED209 was a little too vulnerable. Also, the second film is much better.


Demon, you know I love you, but you shame me with this comment... Robocop 1 > all other robocops.

i thought he was going to say "there is no spoon"