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Removal of Asian giant hornet 'murder hornet' nest
Right after Jackass came out, a couple of friends-of-a-friend decided to stage their own version of the movie -- with a hornet's nest. They found the thing hanging from a tree at the edge of a field and it was not remotely on the small size. Also, this was in late August and the queen had already flown away, leaving the drones to slowly starve to death. Thus, the enormous number of stripey-stripey sting-stings were already good 'n' pissed-off.
They were about to get moreso.
So chowderhead A and chowderhead B have a brilliant plan: they're going to shoot this enormous ball full of astoundingly-irate murderous insects with a shotgun while they're filming it. If you're hearing banjos playing and luke-warm cheap beers being cracked open, you're about in the right frame of mind.
Places, everybody!
The stage is set: on one end, at what's decided to be "minimum safe distance", are our erstwhile David Attenborough/Jonny Knoxville knock-offs. At a decidedly NOT minimum safe distance away is the arthropod version of the T'sar Bomba. All we're missing now is a Mossberg, enough idiocy to think this can end any way but badly, and a camera. With far too much alacrity for what's about to happen, all three are provided.
Aaaaaand, ACTION!
* BOOOM! *
At first, surprisingly, nothing happens. This period of stasis lasts roughly a picosecond. Then, unsurprisingly, things start to happen and they happen far more quickly than the Chuckle Brothers planned on. This plays out in three acts:
Act 1: "Hey, uh, why is the nest still there?"
Act 2: "Uh-oh..."
Act 3: "FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!"
Hubris takes many forms, and schadenfreude takes twice as many, but both combined were statistically zero compared to the number of hornets involved in this fiasco. Had the two Mensa escapees who irked said hornets thought this thing through -- stop laughing -- perhaps they would have arrived at the conclusion that 1. a shotgun slug is not the preferred load-out when dealing with a ball made out of wasp puke and 2. being the only two things visible within a 20 mile radius of the ball made out of wasp puke pretty much negates the mystery of who the hornets are going to sting the ever-loving fuck out of.
With their plans in ruins and the nest not, our heroes decide to quit the field. This is the first smart thing they've done since looking at that big ball of wasps and deciding it was redolent with untapped hilarity. The hornets are having none of this white flag nonsense, however, and they decide to quit screwing around and really inflict some pain. It's a quarter mile back to the car and the hornets are going to make them pay for every inch of it.
The final score:
Hornet losses: meh, they were all going to die in a few weeks anyway.
The chucklenuts: 23 stings, a dropped shotgun, and three minutes of footage that they took in the pre-YouTube era and thus is lost to time.
Moral:
Hornets are not toys.
Removal of Asian giant hornet 'murder hornet' nest
*asia
He's brave to not wear the suit before and after the nest part.
Mordhaus (Member Profile)
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INEXCUSABLE: Police Car Gun Lock Bypassed in ONE SECOND
Look up a "wafer lock" and see what they are. Those look exactly like the kind of cheap ass locking mechanisms I have on my shed out back.
If anyone wants to steal my old lawnmower, some old chairs, and a wasp nest, you should know, you can get in my shed with a flat screwdriver.
Apparently, that's about all the protection you have from any squadcar with an AR 15 in it that's "locked" up.
Beware Owls
Let's be honest. That nest sucks.
Squirrel jumps on UPS delivery man
i surmise another theory.
red (its nickname) is voting blue, mistaken UPS for USPS - squirrels scan too fast (do the same): misread - and was making sure his absentee ballot had arrived.
red reckoned the blunder then rapidly retreated.
or maybe the order from 'nest, birdbath and beyond' was due.
no. the owner/tenant likely feeds the damn thing and its gotten bold. the females here do the same. live in fear that if COVID doesn't get me, rabies or bubonic plague will. they approach any departure like rodent paparazzi (not really much of a differential from the 'regular' paparazzi). the kid left a toy van 'neath a tree; immediately thought the bastards were changing tactics. NO! it's not paranoia! you saw want they did to that USPS guy!
((((they watch from the trees!!!))))
Damn Squirrel. Probably voted for Trump.
Fly lands on Vice President Pence during Debate
It's a Russian nesting fly....
This fly is riding and feeding on a shit for brains who himself is just a fly riding and feeding on a shit for brains, who himself is just a fly riding and feeding on a Russian shit head.....
ant (Member Profile)
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Whispers
read that covid19 can damage the brain. all we need now is lumpy to become infected. end up drooling while singing 'puff the magic dragon' all the way through the debates. it'll most likely solidify his base and win back kanye's admiration.
tucker now says duckworth doesn't love america because she is critical of america. is tucker married? has he ever been a sports fan?
a note to >tangledthorns< it's 'byedon'. at least that's what all the pollsters/vegas handicappers are using.
the video is 100% right. everybody is talking behind and in front of him. all his life that's been true. the best he can hope for is being forgotten and being buried in an unmarked grave. if he worried about statues being torn down, how is he gonna like being dug up, cremated, and his ashes being mailed to russia? inside nesting dolls? with the likeness of barr, devos, all the way down to dj jr. on each descending macabre 'urn'?
Infectious Disease Expert on the seriousness of Coronavirus
The rate of spread (Ro) is said to be between 2.5 and 4.
That is the same as saying X to power of 2.5 or 4.
Would be best to shut down any County that is infected. Nip it in the bud.
The infected guy in NC last week got it from Washington state old folks home, Now we have7 official cases and nest week we should be 20+
If we can slow down the rate of spread then the Hospitals can deal with this more effectively. I think this wont happen and facilities will be over burden is short order.
On the bright side this burn through the world in few months.
Hope we all are stand standing then.
RIP Ants
Why you fart so much in your nest?
RIP, his dog, too.
RIP Ants
Wasn't ants, he was trying to burn out a cockroach nest lol.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7599379/Gardener-tries-kill-cockroaches-setting-fire-nest-blows-lawn-instead.html
Breakdancing Fly
I shocked a house fly in my nest a few months ago that did this too. I was laughing too hard because it looked like it was break dancing to me.
That is stinking hilarious.
LMFAHS
*promote
Defending the ant nest from intruders | Ant Attack | BBC
Yes. I murder/kill other colonies too in and out of my nests like Argentine ants.
So you're saying I fried one of your enemies?
Trump Voter Feels Betrayed By President
Best guess?....it's a compound word.....Russian-nesting-malapropistic-satire.
Hmmm, what's a big word that describes a person making joke within a joke by seemingly
and innocently mistaking the obvious?