You sound like Glen Close in Fatal Attraction. Enough of this clingy shit. I'm not your therapist. Go write a sonnet or free a butterfly from a net. Call an old friend and say hi. Send a handwritten note to a sick relative. Give your wife a good long kiss. Smoke some pot and take a nap. Every little thing gonna be alright.

In reply to this comment by blankfist:
Your terms again. Got it. That's twice now in one conversation. Holding others to higher standards. Again.

In reply to this comment by dystopianfuturetoday:
What are we talking about? You said the only reason you re-friended me was because I showed up to see your movie; I only re-accepted to not hurt your feelings. Why in the holy fuck are we still talking? Go do something productive.

In reply to this comment by blankfist:
It's facebook. Whether you "initiate" comments or not, people can see them. You've never had issues before recently with stirring the pot; why all of a sudden? It's disingenuous to all of a sudden take the high ground out of the blue. But you're good at that.

Also, no need to copy your comment twice (once on my profile, once on yours). It's not that important.

In reply to this comment by dystopianfuturetoday:
When I have initiated politics, your comments have always been welcomed, but to let that bleed over to personal photos that are viewable to family, employers and professional colleagues is completely unacceptable - not to say very hypocritical from a guy who so vocally supports privacy rights. I would never go into your personal photos and try to initiate a political argument. That would be unacceptable behavior by my own personal standards.

In reply to this comment by blankfist:
I think I did too. The only reason I kept the friendship kindling was because you came to the Sunset 5. Now it's official. Good.

But are you so sure you've never brought up politics on FB before? I think you hold others to a higher standard than you hold yourself.

In reply to this comment by dystopianfuturetoday:
My FB photos are no place for your politics, so I'm cutting you loose. I think you had the right idea a few months ago. No hard feelings. We can still be VS frenemies.

>> ^BoneRemake:

Hahahahahaha, I guess he was making sure the plane was "OK" before ejecting.
why would he take that long to eject ? odd.


He wouldn't let a planet to interrupt his sweet nap.

The perfect bike for when you need to take a nap while driving

In Part II, "Delmer's Will to Power", we learn whether our hero Delmer will succumb to the dilemma of the absence of an absolute source of morality and fall into nihilism or if he can self actualize to construct a new meaning and advance to become the first true Übermensch, before it's time for his nap.

Naps like a boss

Fine...let's use Bill Nye's approach...

Follow the logic...

Let's say these puppets on my fingers are humans..."Oooh yay combustion, let's drive cars, build powerplants, make concrete, raise millions of cattle, and pump all these gases into the atmosphere." *Puppets dance*

What happens then? The levels of CO2, CH4, and CO (among other gases) increase. For example, CO2 levels have been increasing AND these activities lead to an increase in CO2 levels. We know this. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Mauna_Loa_Carbon_Dioxide-en.svg)

Let's then say that this orange is the earth -> O (Hello puppet humans!)

The orange is surrounded by something called the ozone layer. Say it with me kids: O-ZONE LAY-ER. Good. Think of it like a sock around the earth (*stuffs the orange in a sock*).

Now, the ozone layer is made up of greenhouse gases - which are usually very good because they trap heat and make it nice and warm for the puppet humans (Yay! *puppets dance*). Greenhouse gases include CO (Carbon monoxide - given off by cars), CO2 (Carbon dioxide - power plants, factories, cars, respiration, etc), CH4 (Methane - cows, pigs, industry, etc), and several others. More pretty pictures --> (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Greenhouse_Effect.svg)

So, what happens when the puppet humans increase greenhouse gases? The greenhouse effect gets stronger, and the sock turns into a sweater! *wraps the orange in a sweater* More gases = more trapping = more heat. *puppets melt*

As for global cooling, that dealt with pollution particulates, which have been declining in the atmosphere since government regulations went into effect in the USA (although pollutants from China and other developing countries are causing some slight cooling, which is, ironically, making climate change *less* prominent than it was actually thought to be at this point).

Look at the puppets. Look at them dance *dancing puppets* Okay, now take a nap.

That power nap she had mid-race really helped

sounds like a couple kids need a nap.

The day I can't recycle my jokes like my dad and his dad before him, is the day I don't want to be an American anymore.

In reply to this comment by blankfist:
You said that before.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
Kubrick? I always thought it was Mr. Bean>> ^UsesProzac:

Yes. I think Issykitty is having a worse day, though. God, I can't be mad at a cute little cat wearing a tiara.
Perhaps @bareboards2 should employ those tactics. You should get a cat image for your profile, @bareboards2. Do you think @bareboards2 likes cats? I wonder if @bareboards2 is an animal lover. @bareboards2, do you love cats? @bareboards2 I'm going to be up all night wondering if you don't tell me. @bareboards2 I'm working myself into a manic panic pondering if you like fuzzy cuddles and warm bundles in your lap. I bet cats like @bareboards2 or anything that's warm and willing to stay still long enough for a cat nap. @bareboards2 @bareboards2 @bareboards2
That was cathartic. Sorry about that, fist. When I see something illogical and irrational like people without cute cats for their profile images, the need to addresss the aberration is all-consuming.
But I do love Stanley Kubrick, so I don't mind the lack of cat. I don't know how many books about him I've got, too many to count. A fascinating man who died way, way too soon.
In reply to this comment by blankfist:
Today was an interesting day.

You said that before.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
Kubrick? I always thought it was Mr. Bean>> ^UsesProzac:

Yes. I think Issykitty is having a worse day, though. God, I can't be mad at a cute little cat wearing a tiara.
Perhaps @bareboards2 should employ those tactics. You should get a cat image for your profile, @bareboards2. Do you think @bareboards2 likes cats? I wonder if @bareboards2 is an animal lover. @bareboards2, do you love cats? @bareboards2 I'm going to be up all night wondering if you don't tell me. @bareboards2 I'm working myself into a manic panic pondering if you like fuzzy cuddles and warm bundles in your lap. I bet cats like @bareboards2 or anything that's warm and willing to stay still long enough for a cat nap. @bareboards2 @bareboards2 @bareboards2
That was cathartic. Sorry about that, fist. When I see something illogical and irrational like people without cute cats for their profile images, the need to addresss the aberration is all-consuming.
But I do love Stanley Kubrick, so I don't mind the lack of cat. I don't know how many books about him I've got, too many to count. A fascinating man who died way, way too soon.
In reply to this comment by blankfist:
Today was an interesting day.

Kubrick? I always thought it was Mr. Bean>> ^UsesProzac:

Yes. I think Issykitty is having a worse day, though. God, I can't be mad at a cute little cat wearing a tiara.
Perhaps @bareboards2 should employ those tactics. You should get a cat image for your profile, @bareboards2. Do you think @bareboards2 likes cats? I wonder if @bareboards2 is an animal lover. @bareboards2, do you love cats? @bareboards2 I'm going to be up all night wondering if you don't tell me. @bareboards2 I'm working myself into a manic panic pondering if you like fuzzy cuddles and warm bundles in your lap. I bet cats like @bareboards2 or anything that's warm and willing to stay still long enough for a cat nap. @bareboards2 @bareboards2 @bareboards2
That was cathartic. Sorry about that, fist. When I see something illogical and irrational like people without cute cats for their profile images, the need to addresss the aberration is all-consuming.
But I do love Stanley Kubrick, so I don't mind the lack of cat. I don't know how many books about him I've got, too many to count. A fascinating man who died way, way too soon.
In reply to this comment by blankfist:
Today was an interesting day.

lol

In reply to this comment by UsesProzac:
Yes. I think Issykitty is having a worse day, though. God, I can't be mad at a cute little cat wearing a tiara.

Perhaps @bareboards2 should employ those tactics. You should get a cat image for your profile, @bareboards2. Do you think @bareboards2 likes cats? I wonder if @bareboards2 is an animal lover. @bareboards2, do you love cats? @bareboards2 I'm going to be up all night wondering if you don't tell me. @bareboards2 I'm working myself into a manic panic pondering if you like fuzzy cuddles and warm bundles in your lap. I bet cats like @bareboards2 or anything that's warm and willing to stay still long enough for a cat nap. @bareboards2 @bareboards2 @bareboards2

That was cathartic. Sorry about that, fist. When I see something illogical and irrational like people without cute cats for their profile images, the need to addresss the aberration is all-consuming.

But I do love Stanley Kubrick, so I don't mind the lack of cat. I don't know how many books about him I've got, too many to count. A fascinating man who died way, way too soon.

In reply to this comment by blankfist:
Today was an interesting day.

Yes. I think Issykitty is having a worse day, though. God, I can't be mad at a cute little cat wearing a tiara.

Perhaps @bareboards2 should employ those tactics. You should get a cat image for your profile, @bareboards2. Do you think @bareboards2 likes cats? I wonder if @bareboards2 is an animal lover. @bareboards2, do you love cats? @bareboards2 I'm going to be up all night wondering if you don't tell me. @bareboards2 I'm working myself into a manic panic pondering if you like fuzzy cuddles and warm bundles in your lap. I bet cats like @bareboards2 or anything that's warm and willing to stay still long enough for a cat nap. @bareboards2 @bareboards2 @bareboards2

That was cathartic. Sorry about that, fist. When I see something illogical and irrational like people without cute cats for their profile images, the need to addresss the aberration is all-consuming.

But I do love Stanley Kubrick, so I don't mind the lack of cat. I don't know how many books about him I've got, too many to count. A fascinating man who died way, way too soon.

In reply to this comment by blankfist:
Today was an interesting day.

Yes. Now can you please upload the vid so I can be bad too?


>> ^Xaielao:

I once saw this show with a little dog with severe of nacrolepcy. When ever this dog would get excited, it would fall asleep. So as you can imagine a puppy gets excited a LOT. So this little guy would go screaming down a hallway toward something or someone and half way they'd just slump over and slide for a few feet. It was terrible but also.. extraordinarily funny.
Does that make me a bad person?

For the win!

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I would love to wake up next to Beyonce's sleepy kitty, but she already has Jay-Zzzzzzzzz...