That's how I fall asleep too! Zzz...

What a cute kittZzzzzzzzzzzz...

Notice a theme to these commZzzzzzzzz

But officer! I'm not drunk! I'm narcoleZzzzzz...

They poisoned it with too much catnip. And we mourn it's death. It's sad death... It's cute death...

Edit added later; Blankfist, I could fuck up hot threesomeZzzzzz

Pssst, Lawdeedaw, you mucked up the motifZZZzzzz...

You can still redeem yourself Lawdeedaw, just use the edZZZZzzzzz...

What the hell are you guys talZZZZZzzzzzz...

Ugzzzzz...

C-C-C-C-CombobreaZZZZZzzzzz...

>> ^blankfist:
Pssst, Lawdeedaw, you mucked up the motifZZZzzzz...



^^^^^^^^^^^^^
edit to the post above, FYIzzzz
"Edit added later; Blankfist, I could fuck up hot threesomeZzzzzz"

I feel that way right nzzzzz


Edit: I started posting 8 hours ago but actually fell asleep without hitting submit.

True story.

So what's the proper Modafinil dosage for a 500 gram kitten?

Ok, funny but still does not beat Thumpzzzzzz

I would love to wake up next to Beyonce's sleepy kitty, but she already has Jay-Zzzzzzzzz...

Thank you, @eric3579.

Number one and deserving everyZzzzzz

I once saw this show with a little dog with severe of nacrolepcy. When ever this dog would get excited, it would fall asleep. So as you can imagine a puppy gets excited a LOT. So this little guy would go screaming down a hallway toward something or someone and half way they'd just slump over and slide for a few feet. It was terrible but also.. extraordinarily funny.

Does that make me a bad person?

Yes. Now can you please upload the vid so I can be bad too?


>> ^Xaielao:

I once saw this show with a little dog with severe of nacrolepcy. When ever this dog would get excited, it would fall asleep. So as you can imagine a puppy gets excited a LOT. So this little guy would go screaming down a hallway toward something or someone and half way they'd just slump over and slide for a few feet. It was terrible but also.. extraordinarily funny.
Does that make me a bad person?

From 60 to narcoleptic in one nanosecond?

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