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Are you are a good liar? Find out in 5 seconds
Total shit liar here, wear my dick on my nose like a tiny potato..
Rare inside look at Steam RR operations: London&Scottish RR
These cats what tinkered with the mechanical inner-workings of trains scaled for bipeds well, makes my dick hard to think some of em are still around...
The 1% Are The True Hardcore Gangsters - Rich Man's World
"Rich Man's World (1%)"
[Arthur Jensen:]
"You get up and howl about america and democracy.
There is no america there is no democracy,
We no longer live in a world of nations and ideologies.
The world is a college of corporations... inexorably
Determined by the... immutable bylaws of business.
The world is a business.
And I have chosen you to preach this evangel"
[Immortal Technqiue:]
For all my free market, healthcare robbing, stock stealing, retirement fund
Fucking with niggas. Fuck your little credit card scammin, jewlery stealing,
Crack selling, liquor store robbing mother fuckers (Its a rich mans world)
Hahahaha. Shout to the homies, Carnegie, OG, Willie Randolf Hearst,
Rockefeller, the real Rockefeller, my main bitch Leona, pour out a little Louie the
Thirteenth, Jack Abramoff, hold ya head, my Rothschild niggas, LET'S
GET THIS MONEY
[Verse 1: Immortal Technique]
I spend my day repping america overseas
Pensions for the workers? nigga please
Embezzlement etiquette private settlement
I'm better with confederate rhetoric from my mansion in connecticut
Foreclose and evict homes at the tenement
I twist words like a speech inpedIment
I hope you got good credit bitch
If not better get a new job with benefits
When I play golf with niggasii get cheddar with
New money buys brand new karats
My old money bought your great grand parents
You got grills in ya mouth I ain't mad at ya
I own every gold mine in South Africa
Thanks baby you made me a billion
Plus I own a building for each one of my children's children
That's the shit, snort coke in the whip miss USA sucking my dick
Yea what fuck the law 'cus real jail is for suckas
I go to country club prison you dumb mother fuckers
(I am the 1% fucking bitch)
[Hook]
You know my CEO corporate steeez please
Overthrow governments overseas in a breeze
Politicians in my pocket for a few hundred Gs
So if I'm never in court my assets a never freeze
[Verse 2: Immortal Technique]
I got a job and house and a bank account
When I'm out I doubt that's something you could say
And if not then I fake death like Kenneth Lay
Make money every day the world burns
Wanna tax us while y'all struggle to pay taxes
I'm getting my money the fastest
Memos and faxes shredded up documents
Slush funds through the corrupt continents
But they don't want me indicted
'Cause they don't want my dirty laundry aired when I fight it
Don't get my lawyers excited
'Cause what good is a law if you can't rewrite it
I got CIA traders, dictators so fuck y'all whistleblowers and haters
(Its a rich mans world) Shiiieeeaaat
I'll invest money from Al Qaeda
In the bank 911 widows go to later
Capitalism so I pray to fuck the state of the world
Money talks so what the fuck I need to say to ya girl
(I don't pay em to fuck, I pay em to leave)
[Hook]
You know my CEO corporate steeez greed
I'll treat countries like the IMF down on your knees
Real gangsters run the world fuck what you believe
I'll cut down the forest while y'all niggas burning some trees
I'll get your family murdered for a couple of Gs
'Cause your working class money ain't fucking with me
You think rappers are rich 'cause of songs you heard?
My labels make the money and haven't rapped a fucking word
[Verse 3: Immortal Technique]
Y'all in the ocean coastin' with the sails out
Hey America thanks for the bailouts
I made off at the banco ambrosiano
Got away scott free like el Vaticano
Acitvists activist get mad at me
'Cause I'm a tax free charity
80% to the staff and company
And 20% to the homeless and hungry
The country gotta pay the fed reserve
Kick back to the banksters haven't you learned
You protest cops or patrols on the street
But I bought city hall so I own the police
Email facebook and the shit you tweet
On the phone companies so I heard you speaking
My suggestion is no correction no elections, sex with no affection
No invention would benefit the world of man
Will exist till I got the money in my hand
World bank, interest rate damn rape on the spot
But I'm a gangster you gon' take my money like it or not, nigga
(I got your country in my pocket, motherfucker!)
[Hook]
You know my CEO masonic steeez cheese
Only little people pay all these taxes and fees
Since you were born we controlled what you watch and you read
And pretty soon were gonna own the fucking air that you breathe
I take what I want fucker I don't have to say please
I'll convince you that it's good for you, take it and leave
You think presidents are the face of a nation
I put em all where they are, end of the conversation
Hahaha
Barbed Cat Penis
So? Yea I have spikes coming out of my dick. What about it? I was born this way damnit! *Hisses and jumps out window*
NAMM 2013: NEXT FROM MOOG
Moog has always made my dick hard, can't wait to get my paws on one of their next- gen boxes. All I want for xmas is a Moog Slim Phatty 'n one of their Moog Minitaurs– their new tabletop monophonic bass synth..
http://blog.dubspot.com/moog-minitaur-the-new-tabletop-monophonic-bass-synth-namm-2012/
For about $1800 bucks you got a couple of boxes whose sounds will never go out of style as music evolves over the next 30 years..
How to Tie an Eldredge Necktie Knot
Instructions not clear enough. I got my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.
Katt Williams - The Oakland Meltdown
i have transcribed what i could from the FreeStyle portion of the night:
-----------------
when im walkin down (___ and ___) // telegraph?
____ these niggas doin me
then i walk up in the oracle
hear pussy niggas booin me
but when im in the back they love me like an israeli
its like niggas be jewin me
and yo girl got my penis in her mouth
like she bubble gum chewin me
im sick with it motherfucka
like E40
I got the flu in me
I get new money
from new dummies
its like i got new in me
and these niggas got the nerve to boo the savior
boo christ
the son of god
it dont really matter
they can boo me twice
im twice as hard
you might as well give me 20 nigga
thats how much the album costs
fuck boy
but i bet if you can walk to your car
i can show your bitch a dick she'll enjoy
so why dont you take your pussy ass on over there nigga
before i fuckin catch ya
or you can pull your bank out and ill match ya
but you aint gonna do shit but get punched in the face
old san francisco 49er ass faggot ass nigga
get outta here you not a lion in this race
im gonna freestyle these niggas
mestyle these niggas
im katt williams the gangsta
ill g style these niggas
i dont need no music
i can do it
A-capulco
and if a nigga say fuck me
i hit em with a fuck you too
i dont give a fuck
i brought john witherspoon
and i got three bad bitches
waitin at the waterfront
at my hotel room
so if you dont like me
and you think im stuntin
come get yo pussy ass whooped
outside by a statue of jack london
or... or
i can find one of them bitches
that i rescued from the track
and have her slice yo pussy ass neck
and leave you on the railroad track
it dont really matter to me
i dont give a fuck
i roll with G O D and the nation
if you dont like me
catch me eatin a cherry pie
cause its seasonal at nations
fuck these niggas
im the boss
i got so much sauce
im heavier than ross
i dont give a fuck
ask yo bitch
i bet she know me
i bet that bitch
can suck my dick outside of yoshis
huh... yea
fuck what these niggas talkin bout
no no, no no, i dont wanna hear it
if you wanna tell me,
catch me while im walkin like barry
naw naw naw naw
i know
you paid for a some laughs
ha ha ha ha ha
get on your cell phone
tell em meet you at telegraph
get it? cell phone telegraph.. its the same thing..anyway
im too good
white people dont like me
im too hood
bitches love me
im so wood..yea
lesbians love me
eat pussy so good
hey..dont worry..dont worry
be happy
they said they didnt like my hair when its permed
now they dont like it when its nappy
no, but it was flat in pimp chronicles,
they was talkin shit
now the shit look like the joker and riddler
and its only loved by your bitch
its so sad
so sad
they put in me in cuffs
and they so mad
so mad
but i swear, i dont give a fuck about a penis
cause katt williams is from mars, same as women
fuck penis
love yall forever
always will
i dont give a fuck who dont like me
thats what make me real
im not trying to be something
this is all im is
if you dont be-lask me
ask the niggas i fuck with
the bitches i fuck
and my motherfuckin kids
i done done seven specials
richard pryor only did two
eddie murphy did two
which is bigger seven or two?
same for me
same for you
huh huh huh huh huh
george carlin died before
katt williams did fo'
and then did three mo
katt williams live
its pimpin pimpin
pimp chronicles
got my mother fuckin dick in your bitches tonsils
hahahaha ha
i look like im young
im 43 nigga
get fucked by a fossil
the bitches that follow me are not ho's
they're my mother fuckin apostles
they're my disciples
i tell that bitch straight to the cross
ill knife ya
go to jail for a nigga my bitch
ill write ya
Family Guy Season 9 Deleted Scenes
Translation:
"she'll let you muff in her butt till jizz comes out her mouth"
"so anyway the oral sex was good the ass sex was very good thanks for tounging my dick and letting me jizz you a pearl necklace. Your mouth in my face was aok and i'm sorry i lost control of my balls."
"laugh out loud"
MK-48 Firefight With Danger Close A-10 Gun Runs
>> ^chicchorea:
Fairchild, love the name, Thunderbolts are subsonic.
A friend's daughter is in the Stan on her third tour flying a Hog.
Just the thought of a woman on the stick of an A-10 makes my dick hard!!
Die Antwoord - "Fatty Boom Boom"
Yo, Hi-Tek, you think you could fuck with something like this?
[Beatboxing]
Don't you mean something like this?
Yeah, that's perf. Yo-Landi, do that thing.
Eh Fatty Boom Boom
Hit me with the Ching-ching
Not fokken thinking, dolla eye twinkling
Just a bit of junkie,
Let's not get too funky
Ohh ohhh ooh ohh
When I'm on the mic it's like murder murder murder!
Kill kill kill!
Wat se Suid-Afrika?
Suig my fokken piel.
Hier kom ek weer
Like a lekker a smack in the face
Rappers are fokking pouring into passenger planes
What happened to all the cool rappers from back in the day?
Now all these rappers sound exactly the same
It's like one big inbred fuck-fest
Sies
No, I do not want to stop, collaborate or listen
Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy hold on to your ching
I'm takin' over America, blowin' up everything
Physically fit, the Ninja very energetic
If you haven't got it by now, then you're never gonna get it
I whip my dick out and piss on all the hard-up 'n fokken rap
Got an offshore account for dollar bills in a stack
Fuck rap
I'm siding with China we not fokken related
Like a methfest, like the first time I ejaculated.
Eh Fatty Boom Boom
Hit me with the Ching-ching
Not fokken thinking, dolla eye twinkling
Just a bit of junkie,
Let's not get too funky
Ohh ohhh ohh ohh
Eh Fatty Boom Boom
Hit me with the Ching-ching
Not fokken thinking, dolla eye twinkling
Just a bit of junkie,
Let's not get too funky
Ohh ohhh
Hi! My name is Yo-Landi fuckin' Visser
Fight fight fight!
Kick you in the teeth, hit you on the head with the mic
There's a rumble in the jungle I'm (something) to beat em
Not looking for trouble but trouble's looking for me
M'uppercuts're fokken swollen with nothing just come for free
I used to think I'd always kill this to hustle something to eat
South Africa used to be a twangy'd, (y'know dat's me)
Suddenly you're interested 'cause we're blowing up overseas
Make you money money money
Yes yes yes
Zef side represent
You're fuckin' with the best
I'm a upper
Twangies get buffed like a sucka
Bokka Bokka
Yippie-ki-yay motherfucker!
I'm a big deal (wiv de seen my niggas rollin' me)?
Now I'm having so much fun I can't even go to sleep
Yo-landi!
What?
Where you at?
Here I am!
Spitting fokken lyrics like bam bam bam!
Eh Fatty Boom Boom
Hit me with the Ching-ching
Not fokken thinking, dolla eye twinkling
Just a bit of junkie,
Let's not get too funky
Ohh ohhh ohh ohh [x2]
We keep it lekker lekker lekker, zef zef zef
Spend all my fuckin' money til' there's nothing left
I'm a fat cat, keep the change I don't need the slip
With this fat sack of dagga I'm smoking a spliff
In my mat blacks are bottle-haters throwing a fit
Round the corner gooi'n fokken spiff Tokyo drift
My daddy told me there's a lot of fish in the sea
There's just a lotta motherfuckin' money bitches and weed
Ja, dagga dagga dagga, puff puff puff
Bring the beat back Hi-Tek!
Make it rough
We drop the type of beats that make you shut the fuck up and dance
We drop the type of beats so good you're fuckin' stuck in a trance
In the overseas they like to say you're stuck in a trance
We drop the type of beats that make you fuckin' cum in your pants
Pass it to left, like a zef, to the east, to the motherfucken left
Eh Fatty Boom Boom
Hit me with the Ching-ching
Not fokken thinking, dolla eye twinkling
Just a bit of junkie,
Let's not get too funky
Ohh ohhh ohh [x3]
Jesus
A Mold of Katy Perry's Breasts for Auction
I wonder if when Hendrix was being plaster-cast he pointed at the other plaster cast cocks in the room and said: "My dick is bigger than those."
Somehow I doubt it.
Watch this phillyd show (2012-10-04)
That's my DICK!!
Cooking Tips : How to Slice Watermelons
"Instructions not clear enough. Got my dick caught in the ceiling fan."
I love youtube some times.
Comments, do you read them? (User Poll by hpqp)
I tend to read what the writer has read into the comment. Hardly ever do I take any comment at face value, especially here on the VS. Agenda and world-view clashes make my dick hard, and it's a weak-minded thug who cowers at the occasional exercise in heated confrontation.
What has always pissed me off here and internet-wide, esp. after having been (and remain in the limited framework of many users minds) accused, convicted by kangaroo court and jury and labeled a troll???.... People using labels that other monkeys can grunt in unison to, should they face having to actually think and engage in discourse.
I have always here engaged in discussions at length either through PM's or offsite in chat(especially when someone has taken issue with my free-will exercized) here on Videosift.....I'd rather chat than offer back and fourth quips, and ANYONE'S ONE SENTENCE QUIP, hip or not, clever or not, qualifies as trollish behavior in my estimation.....YOU ARE ALL TROLLS LIVING IN DENIAL!!!
Popularity is an illusion, I come here for the infamy.
Fashion guru makes the least humble video ever
fuck... someone's a complete narcissist.
only thing missing in that video is a shot of autofellatio
"I am the mouth that sucks my dick"