Oh dear. Jesus, I hope he didn't get a motorbike...

Heh. You heard the man.

All he wants is a motorbike for christmas


>> ^Yogi:

>> ^residue:
I'm asking santa for a blowjob-powered motorbike next year

What if you have to blowjob-start it yourself?

>> ^residue:

I'm asking santa for a blowjob-powered motorbike next year


What if you have to blowjob-start it yourself?

I'm asking santa for a blowjob-powered motorbike next year

My flatmate in Vietnam once had a guy expose himself to her while controlling a motorbike. She was riding her pushbike and when she glanced to her right this guy was having a wank while riding in broad daylight in crowded traffic.

You wouldn't see him coming.

Sure the guy's an idiot, but his skills are amazing. I say this as a daily motorbike commuter.

So those are my dreams
And these are my eyes
Stand tall like a man
Head strong like a horse

When it's all mixed up
Better break it down
In the world of secrets
In the world of sound

It's in the way you're always hiding from the light
See for yourself you have been sitting on a time bomb
No revolution maybe someone somewhere else
Could show you something new about you and your inner song
And all the love and all the love in the world
Won't stop the rain from falling
Waste seeping underground
I want to break it down

Break it down again

So those are my schemes
And these are my plans
Hot tips for the boys
Fresh news from the force

When it's all mixed up
Better break it down
In the world of silence
In the world of sound

" No sleep for dreaming" say the architects of life
Big bouncing babies, bread and butter can I have a slice
They make no mention of the beauty of decay
Blue, yellow, pink umbrella save it for a rainy day
And all the love and all the love in the world
Won't stop the rain from falling
Waste seeping underground
I want to break it down

Horsin' around
Pray to power
Play to the crowd with your big hit sound
And they won't simmer won't simmer, won't simmer down
Play to the crowd
Pay to the crowd
Play yeah yeah

It's in the way you're always hiding from the light
Fast off to heaven just like Moses on a motorbike
No revolution maybe someone somewhere else
Could show you something new to help
With the ups and downs
I want to break it down
Break it down again

Break it down again
No more sleepy dreaming
No more building up
It is time to dissolve
Break it down it again
No more sleepy dreaming

The video brought a lot of questions to mind, but the link answered most of them for me. Here's a summary:

What exactly am I seeing? Apparently it is a lightweight car chassis with an electric motor, regenerative braking as in hybrid cars, rowing-machine style generator for replenishing battery and/or increasing motor speed, and 2 or 4 seats all with access to the rowing-style power generation.

How fast can it go? It seems that with multiple people actively working the generators plus battery-driven electric power while going downhill, it could approach or exceed 60MPH.

Why not just use a bicycle? The bicycle is 100% powered by the rider. This has an electric motor, and can be driven without using the rowing-action generation at all; or you can supplement speed or battery life by rowing to whatever extent you desire. Safety and stability at moderate to high speed would be much better than a bicycle or motorbike. It also seems to go reasonably faster than a bicycle, on average.

OK, so why not just use an electric bicycle / electric motorbike (very popular item in China)? I would say either could be pretty useful if you buy into the general idea. This car could comfortably transport more passengers and probably go faster, but simply due to weight it would be less efficient in general and particularly on hills. However, an electric bicycle probably wouldn't cost you $15,500.

So, all in all it looks pretty cool but I think it would have to drop in price quite a bit before it would be more practical than either a good ol' gas guzzling car, hybrid car, electric bicycle, or standard bicycle for any particular niche application.

I am German, and it simply doesnt fit what she says and how she acts when he gets hit.
Also there is no German station named RTC nor a corporation with that name that does something like that.
But maybe you can tell me why she acts like a 10 year old on a stage, why she calls a motorbike a bicycle (which is a completely different word in German), where the bike went, why there is no debris on the road, why the little debris flying around at the impact vanishes magically and why the trucks doesnt have a scratch, even though it hit the bike with the front left side.

And yes, it would be funny, albeit still tragic, if it was real, since it would be extremely ironic that way.
I guess its hard for some people to understand that something can be 2 things at the same time...
Why should it be funny when its fake? Something like that has happened in fiction dozens of times.

>> ^coolhund:

Fake.
Very bad acting, CGI visible, bike is gone after "accident" and she actually says bicycle instead of bike or motorbike.


So, you're saying it's fake because she says bike?

Not, you know, the fact that during the entire video, he doesn't look right once, he couldn't hear the truck coming, and, this one strikes me as the biggest.. the fact that she says he's got a HUD inside his helmet?

I mean, even if that was possible, you'd think there'd be massive amounts of wires connected between him and the bike, or some form of powers supply.

also as mentioned, the *parody tag.

>> ^coolhund:

Fake.
Very bad acting, CGI visible, bike is gone after "accident" and she actually says bicycle instead of bike or motorbike.
The literal mind cannot comprehend the ironic mind. And what a shame that is!

Fake.
Very bad acting, CGI visible, bike is gone after "accident" and she actually says bicycle instead of bike or motorbike.

Forgive a new guy for his 2 centavos, but don't forget (or try to wrap your idyllic heads around) that the US has been run (into the ground) by design, by a good-ol-boy network of picked and privileged players for at least the last 100 years. So has Europe's, so have all the whitest countries' empires.

The mess the US is in has very little to do with the votes for one or the other can'tidate at this point, both parties being heads from the same oligarchic hydra. The Ultra-wealthy and their sympathetic familiars, the corporations, own you and your children, all governments and clergy, cradle to grave-

The deficit will continue to grow, wars will continue uninterrupted, as power and control become increasingly centralized, until the masses unite against the tyranny of disinformation (national media), slave-like toil, and the absurdity of the instillation of fear in order to achieve complete control through surveillance and bullshit, make-everyone-feel-cozy-and-safe laws, obligations, requirements, etc.

¡Todos despierta y huele el café!!

Sorry to read that you were shot at there señor-This is a very frightening experience even when the bullets hit nearby-Treat the experience like a lightening strike, a freak occurrence-

-Unless you did something to provoke the mystery man on the motorbike, this should not happen to you again until the gobierno collapses and anarchy or worse begins. Maybe get out of L.A.
-Kansas is cool. The doves there are as fat as chickens!

>> ^Trancecoach:

where does this take place?


Not China. http://videosift.com/video/Crowd-vs-Motorbike-bag-snatchers

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Hey there Keanu
It's about time that someone said it
But your picture makes us feel sad
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Yes I do
Cause all my posts are just for you
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Verse 2:
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Chorus:
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's Reddit sympathy
'Whoa' is what you say to me
'Whoa' is what you say to me
It's what you say to me

Verse 3:
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Chorus:
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's Reddit sympathy
'Whoa' is what you say to me
'Whoa' is what you say to me
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Bridge:
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Chorus:
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's Reddit sympathy
'Whoa' is what you say to me
'Whoa' is what you say to me
It's what you say to me