http://videosift.com/video/Saturday-Night-Live-SNL-Jonah-Hill-Monologue

Shame this misses Matt Smiths wonderful 4th wall breaking monologue.

"I will not forget one line of this, not one day.

I swear.

I will always remember when The Doctor was me."

Cried my fucking eyes out....

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since when does a MONOlogue have multiple people?



Also... I enjoyed this many times more than I thought I would!

I despise the whole concept of s****** (I can't even type the word). There was a time when you would have been ridiculed for taking so many pictures of yourself. Or been advised to seek professional help. Just as bad as seeing people's washed-out bloated faces doing their webcam monologues. If only iPhones would shoot pepper spray when they detected a s*****.

How ridiculously well spoken Stephen Fry is in the last minute of this. How can you come up with that kind of monologue off the cuff? That seems impossible.

Funny to me that Dawkins thinks he's charming, and the lack of the trait is due to negative media. Heh.
As someone who is Atheist/doubtfully-Agnostic (understanding that something like this can never, ever be proven one way or another, damn religious "logic"), I've really hated Dawkins and the late-Hitchens monologues about religious belief.
While I wholly agree with them, I could never reconcile that someone who had the world-stage could be so obtuse and offensive about spreading their beliefs. I could never claim they spoke for my beliefs, because they treated those who held that which they found false with such disrespect and disregard to the point of actually lowering themselves below those which they attacked.
You will never change the minds of those you disagree with by calling them ignorant or stupid, and for years that is exactly what they have done, in all all their own personal ignorance and blindness in the face of their celebrity. It was disgusting.
In this interview it seems like Dawkins has now found a "rival" who has tempered his idiocy to some extent (though the quote I started this post with would be argument to the contrary), but hopefully they will learn.
I abhor fundamental religious belief, but Dawkins and Hitchens were two atheists who, by their attitudes and egos alone, proved a need for a supposed moral belief system for all of mankind.

Wish those guys had gone to school or somethin'!

The original monologue competition is here. (Some fun reads among the top comments.)

The charity for the Alzheimer's Association is here if you want to find out more about why Mr Jackson is doing these performances or make a donation.

I don't think we need a moderator either. If someone is egregiously and personally attacking someone, they can get temporarily or permanently banned by our Benevolent Dictator @dag. Some folks don't like that, but I think it is why the Sift is such a grand place -- the trolls are moderated and if they DON'T self censor, out they go. That doesn't bother me in the least (even though I miss Bone, I get why he is gone.)

What bothers me -- and I have started to write this a couple of times, but I SELF CENSORED -- is when these long "discussions" devolve to essentially two people going back and forth. It ceases to be about the particular video, and becomes about the two Sifters. Nothing wrong with the exchange, but why can't they move it to their personal profiles? Anyone who wants to follow it, can.

But I have learned here on the Sift to never ask anyone to do anything, because all of Holy Hell will descend upon my head, and I will be accused of a host of sins for making a request.

So no request here. Just a suggestion that maybe if you find yourself in a duo-logue (or dueling monologues?), you might consider just sliding over to your personal page.

Or not. Whatever. It's just pixels.

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag. (show it anyway)

An email submission. Nicely performed monologue. This kid's going places.

Better quality embed

Abed did a great impression of him.

Very interesting and accurate monologue. Robots. Every one of us.

Why are Japanese houses always so immaculately clean? I suppose it's more appropriate to ask why I'm such a slob... UGH SHUTUP JUDGMENTAL INNER MONOLOGUE.

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