VideoSift: Venerable Video Voyeurs from the Outer Web
VideoSift: The Mensa International of video faggotry
VideoSift: where shit turns to gold (eventualy)

seriously, do you think changing the title to something like "oh, god, we're so fantastic" will increase traffic or better yet somehow manage to attract only mensa members with a shameless sense for self-parody?

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Videosift seems to be going the way of YouTube with the amount of brainless comments in this thread.


Um, hardly.

Choose any metric you want and any average Videosift thread will look like a Mensa society meeting in comparison to the Idiocracy you'll find in YT comments.

hello, friend. yes, you. for if you can read this, then you are that. do you like music?
wanna' be me, for the next 5 minutes? open this, in a window or tab, at 1/3 volume:

http://www.videosift.com/video/TATU-Cosmos-Outer-Space

...and then, in another, open this at full volume:

http://www.videosift.com/video/Carl-Sagan-Cosmos-Intro

and hit play on both. and know that i am in awe of us all, and none more so than TEDsters, Mensa, and most of the people i've met at this site. yes, even shroom. i don't want him banned either. i want him to grow the fuck up and start listening, and trying to understand, as much as the rest of us are.
and what happened, was not because of anything i did. or dag did. it was because of what shroom's been doing, most of the time, since long before i got here, and everyone here can agree on that much, at least, i'm positive.

that's why i just upvote or pass. you're all way too smart, too observant, and trying too hard, to ever be downvoted, in my humble opinion.
i'm home. and i'm getting a charter. asap. whaddya' think, for nametextcol...
blue? or black?

- opie
(owen paul)
rochester, ny, usa
pale blue dot
unfashionable western spiral arm, milky way

I'm not saying he's MENSA material, but I hate it when people use clips oh him coughing or brushing stuff of his sleeve to make him look stupid. Seriously? You've never coughed? And the finger video as well. Like you've never flipped the bird.

*not a MENSA meeting"....BBAHAHHAHHAA!!

Intelligence overrated always, by the sharper tools in the collective shed...

Wow, sketch. You're thinking too hard. This is an internet video, not a MENSA meeting.
Also, I never specifically stated that this was natural selection in process. The title could simply mean that it does happen, and that these people might not be around long. However, the guys that got hit in the balls might be considered natural selection.

"And those are those markers that God goes, and I, you know -- that he, that he -- you know, I have a free will and a mind. And I have to go, baby we gotta go to the library."

Mensa.

A more realistic game would be a hand holding a cellphone to trigger the corset of dynamite in a crowd of civilians. Muslim fanatics bomb more than Pauly Shore doing a set at a Mensa meeting.

Again from imdb

Fairbanks, who was a coke addict in real life, stars in this film. It's funny simply for the fact that it's an unapologetic pro-drug comedy, though if you don't find that kind of thing funny, you won't find this movie interesting at all. In fact it seems like the movie was made on drugs, the titles go by so quickly that you'd have to be a member of Mensa just to read them without pausing. The plot is nonexistent, it's just a series of cheap drug gags, in the vein of Cheech & Chong had they lived in 1915.

yeah leave it to a self-satisfied moron to call attention to semantics rather than issues....of course the fact that choggie uses expletives in an attempt to drive a point off the tops of the heads of imbeciles, those same imbeciles invariably, short-circuit a conversation with diversion, and try to show how sophisticated and educated and sensitive they are by diverting attention from an issue to create another, to paint a picture.....problem is, you don't have the right brush, or any paint, and you've chosen to render what experts call art, on a light-absorbing surface-

why did I want to join yer collective???? Because pulling the umbilical from the brains of the masses is the vibe that yer little, unilateral feel-good collective sounded like.....look-there is no ego here, so I aint pissed at being chided or thought of as a moron....intelligence, my savior, is highly overrated.....MENSA may as well be a fucking dunce cap in light of what the world really needs, although insects are quite useful........We all have our place in the world, and the sift, and if it doesn't rub you too hard the wrong way, I would like to stay in your little collective, to post from time to time a counter to the insanity of ineffectual musings that are so prevalent on a planet full of monkeys who have lost their balls, and traded common sense for intelligence.....

If you think I don't give a flipper-dipper(that better) about the environment, I apologize for not writing my comments in kindertalk, then you are misguided by some pat response prepared for comments from any dissent-

My impact is minimal in the grand scheme of things....but the amount of damage done to the human race, by folks who see injustice, and try to bargain with the devil, playing by his contrived rules, is a running ticker.

Once again, for the cheap seats.
Global Warming is a non-issue, with relation to the problems of a contrived, controlled, and carefully constructed and implemented system called "the world we now live in"

Shut down the grid, but be prepared to power up with less, i.e. no more convenience, you idealists who vote and campaign for change, are pulling a hair at a time from a head that needs to be removed.........we probl'y won't do it, but most certainly those who caused it will never be called to task............and please, don't take it personally, unless you created the damn viddy, for christ sakes, a post here is like asking someone to read a magazine article that made you think, or to have a look at a new tattoo......I'm just not the nicey-nice person who lets bullshit fly through the air without slapping at it.......

lol, nice hieroglyphs there.

Now Mensa kiddies out there, time to explain the wiki to SG. :-)

Alright Mensa kiddies out there, time to teach Swampgirl physics :-)

Because I'm a depressed, angry, constipated, misanthropic, insomniac Mensa member who got cut off in traffic on his way home from your mother's house.

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