Why is my print all fucked..?

MAAAGENTOOOOO!!!!
>> ^kronosposeidon:

Magento only has the power to drain your printer's magenta cartridge. And we all know how expensive ink cartridges are. EVIL!>> ^ant:
LOL. Couldn't Magento use his power on the police?

Stop flirting with me.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
I guess you figure that if you keep at it eventually something's gotta work? It must be related to the law of large numbers or sumthin.

In reply to this comment by blankfist:
More like DAGneto.

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I guess you figure that if you keep at it eventually something's gotta work? It must be related to the law of large numbers or sumthin.

In reply to this comment by blankfist:
More like DAGneto.

Magento only has the power to drain your printer's magenta cartridge. And we all know how expensive ink cartridges are. EVIL!>> ^ant:

LOL. Couldn't Magento use his power on the police?

Magneto:
  - Master of Magnetism
  - International Terrorist
  - Genius
  - Omega-level Mutant
  - Holocaust Survivor
  - Whiny Bitch?

If this isn't *terrible, I don't know what is.

Oh man this is an awesome clip.

BTW, water can be manipulated with electric fields; at >10 Tesla you can make it levitate. Since magneto is constantly lifting huge metal-ish things, it makes some sense that he'd also be able to lift people, pointy-animals, cacti, sewer-water, etc., and fling them at enemies.

... most of the time artists under a deadline just pulled superhero ideas out of their ass, often with random limitations or 'kryptonites', and if it worked they ran with it.


(... here's a random citation, because why not)

>> ^ant:

LOL. Couldn't Magento use his power on the police?


Nope... they're also made from wood.

>> ^ant:

LOL. Couldn't Magento use his power on the police?


Don't try to logic out the situation, your brain my assplode.

That being said, one wonders why they never bothered tackling him with non-ferrous metals before, like aluminium or titanium... ; )

>> ^jonny:

Ok, I understand how they are able to provide inverse reactive current to the unilateral phase detractor, but unless they have a Turbo-Encabulator, how do they synchronize the cardinal grammeter? Even with a Turbo-Ecabulator driven with magneto-relecutance and capacitive diractance, it doesn't completely solve the problem of sinusoidal deplenaration.


Just send a polaron pulse set to the frequency of cosmic background radiation through the main deflector! Duh.

>> ^jonny:

Ok, I understand how they are able to provide inverse reactive current to the unilateral phase detractor, but unless they have a Turbo-Encabulator, how do they synchronize the cardinal grammeter? Even with a Turbo-Ecabulator driven with magneto-relecutance and capacitive diractance, it doesn't completely solve the problem of sinusoidal deplenaration.


I think they are planning to use a Johnson rod.

Ok, I understand how they are able to provide inverse reactive current to the unilateral phase detractor, but unless they have a Turbo-Encabulator, how do they synchronize the cardinal grammeter? Even with a Turbo-Ecabulator driven with magneto-relecutance and capacitive diractance, it doesn't completely solve the problem of sinusoidal deplenaration.

This robot is an insane uncle-gadget/terminator/voltron/magneto/replicator/robocop/agent-smith/i-robot of murderous rampaging doom.
If you need me, I'll be in my time machine, heading for when this all blows over.

I thought Magneto already figured this out...

Meh, I'd have Magneto's powers tyvm.