1. 90% of women that kill themselves do NOT hang themselves (as Palfrey and one of her madam's had done), rather they usually take pills.

2. Palfrey had stated, several times, that she was not intending on killing herself, but intended to expose the government (in an election year, no less).

3. Palfrey was paid up in her high-rise apartment for 6 months, suggesting she was intending to return to her apartment after she served time.

It's all a little too 'pat' to appear like a suicide. Radio talk show provocateur, Alex Jones, was on Geraldo this week to discuss the "stinkiness" of this story: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt6O0ruFmfE

At least one person thinks she was murdered: http://www.videosift.com/video/Was-the-DC-Madam-murdered

It's a well known fact Opera and Firefox are "Gateway" drugs that lead unavoidably to hacking, virus writing, and email scams that begin with "Hello and good wellness to you kind sir/madam!"

>> ^firefly:
I'll do it...
promote
(probie needs a boost!)


Thank you very much, good sir/ madame.

allow me to translate, from the original choggish:

madam senator:
i find your sabre-rattling to be disingenuous, and transparently aimed at bolstering your 'diplomatic' credentials, while in fact revealing your lack thereof.

you know perfectly well that iran is currently a theocratic republic, and who currently serves as its heads of state, and of government. being coy with such matters does little to endear you to a public already suspicious of your motives, for attaining our nation's highest office, at a troubled time.

which is why i will refrain from the familiar sophomoric jeers, regarding his name,
as it is surprisingly easy to pronounce: omma dinna jod

however, if i may end with a personal observation?
i am concerned with the quality of your sex life, madam senator.

and with all due sincerity, this has recently driven me to despair...
lying awake, at night... despairing, for you...

No, I haven't seen a high quality version: I will hunt one down. I'm sorry to inadvertently take a submission similar to one you liked (I know you didn't mean that as a problem). It always sort of hurts me when I try a posting and get no response and then see it succeed under someone else (one of hte reasons i like the personal queue--though I wish people looked through them more).

In reply to this comment by therealblankman:
I really loved Madam Tutli-Putli. Tried to sift a trailer a few weeks ago, but got no attention whatsoever. Have you seen a high quality version? The eyes are eerie- they developed a process to superimpose the eyes of live actors onto the stop-motion characters. Amazingly emotive.

I've seen the future.

In reply to this comment by RhesusMonk:
"Winner of the best short animated feature Oscar at the upcoming 2007 Academy Awards." This phrase is wrong on a few levels that I don't think I need to point out.

I think he is a key person in human history. Looking back 1000 years from now, I expect he will be remembered. Sure its being in the right place at the right time, but computers are a major development for mankind, and he has played the largest role in the PCs development. I guess a bit like Henry Ford, the Wright brothers or Madam Curie.

He seems to really dig Madam Voltmetre.....

oh shit, wait till you get past the matriarch, and Madam Camellia comes knockin'....she wears big rings, and packs much back.....best you don't stand still.....

You, madame, have excellent taste.

In reply to your comment:
“*promote”

I'm late to your party madame! Apologies.

SIGGY, SOGGY, SIGGY, SOGGY, HOY! HOY! HOY!

Congrats madame

An explanation of the ending:
Madam Mim cheats by turning into a dragon, so when she catches Merlin, he changes into a virus, making her ill.

But of course, welcome

In reply to your comment:
“Hey.
Can I get in on your collective please madam? ”