An attempt to translate the lyrics. Forgive my english.
ps: Yes, it happens every day in France :-)
baby baby baby .....

first girl

je veux des plans sur la commode
(I want "plans" on the cupboard)

(understand she wants to have sex on the cupboard, play word in french with "plans sur la comète" which designate designs (dark or not) relying on unrealistics assumptions)

j'veux Tellier sur mon ipod
(I want Tellier on my ipod)
Sorry I don't know who is Tellier



je veux l'amex black de ta mere
I want your mother's Amex (card)
je veux la voiture de ton pere
(I want your father's car)


j'veux sortir avec tes potes
(I want to date your pals)
j'mettrais ma plus belle culotte
(I will wear my hottest panties)

j'veux une session un peu hot
(I want a session somewhat hot)
j'veux bien qu'tu r'gardes mais pas qu'tu p'lote
(I want you to look, but not touch) or
you may look but not touch


baby baby baby ....

2nd girl

j'veux etre dans l'top de justice
I want to be in the justice top (I don't get the meaning of this phrase, maybe just for the rhyme)

la main d' Gaspar sur ma cuisse
Gaspar's hand on my thigh


je veux compter même sans les doigts
I want to count, not only with my fingers

je veux les tiens au bon endroit
I want yours (fingers) on the right spot


je veux pas prendre les escaliers
I don't want to climb the stairways

tien c'est parfait, tu vas m'porter
well that's fine you are going to carry me

je veux que moi sur les photos
I want to see only me on the pictures (photos)

et j'veux poser pour Saint Lau
And I want to pose for Saint Lau (Yves Saint Laurent)

je veux des enfants surdoués
I want gifted children
et j'veux qu'mon chien soit diplomé
I want my dog to be qualified (graduated)

je veux ta tête sur un plateau
I want you head on a tray
and I want my by Denisot (a well known talkshow presenter in France)


3dr girl
je veux pas d' cake, j'veux de la coke
I dont' want cake I want coke (scrambled)
I don't want Kate I want Ethan Hawk

je veux sauter d'une grande échelle
I want to jump from a big ladder
and you have to cope with the rainbow

je veux des glaces choco vanille
I want chocolate/vanilla ice creams
je veux tes boules à la myrtille
I want your balls with blueberries

je veux danser comme Vanessa
I want to dance like Vanessa
j'veux voir son mec à Ibiza
I want to see her guy in Ibiza

je veux dormir quand tu te réveilles
I want to sleep when you wake up
et j'veux l'même T-shirt que Yelle
I want the same T-shirt as Yelle's

j'veux rentrer dans tous mes Jeans
I want to fit in all my Jeans
et j'veux qu'tu rentres avec ta prime
and I want your "prime" (your bonus) to fit in as well

j'veux des glacons dans mon verre
I want ice cubes in my glass
faire une souflette à ta grand-mère
soufflette: no idea how you would translate this (when smoking cannabis, you exchange the smoke)



j'ai vu ton ex, tu sais la sotte
I have seen your ex (former girl friend) you know the moron
dis lui qu'j'ai retrouvé ses bottes
Tell her I have found her boots

j'veux pas noyau dans ma cerise
I don't want no stone in my cherry
j'veux qu'tu redresse la tour de Pise
I want you to straighten up the tower of Pisa (leaning tower of Pisa, here obviously something else)


j'veux jouir dans une 2 chevauxx
I want to come in a "Deux chevaux" (an old french car)
et je vais l'faire derrière ton dos
And I will do it in your back (with somebody else)




baby baby baby

As Señor Luis appears to be a falconer, and thus it is a captive bird, does this qualify for the *catsanddogs channel? Taxonomical differences between species notwithstanding that is.

Part of the article reads: "Jose Luis is currently researching how to take videos of the eagles flights from their point of view, from their heads or chest. A very exciting images due to the speed of the flights and the changes of direction, which makes us feel in our own vision the maneuver capabilities of this true kings of the wind"

This automatic translation is quite accurate:

http://translate.google.com/translate?prev=_t&hl=es&ie=UTF-8&u=http%3A%2F%2Flacomunidad.elpais.com%2Fgrey-photographer%2F2009%2F4%2F3%2Fjose-luis-orti
z-susurrador-rapaces&sl=es&tl=en&history_state0=

Some more info on how this video was filmed can be found here:

http://lacomunidad.elpais.com/grey-photographer/2009/4/3/jose-luis-ortiz-susurrador-rapaces

I really didn't know on what channels to put this video in...

>> ^nomino:
>> ^poolcleaner:
nomino, you're a hypocrite: the title should be Louis CK and nigger.

Hypocrite, me? Nah, look at the title, poolboy.


You racist, you made me think of the-n-word.

>> ^poolcleaner:
nomino, you're a hypocrite: the title should be Louis CK and nigger.


Hypocrite, me? Nah, look at the title, poolboy.

Thanks for the correction

In reply to this comment by garmachi:
HILARIOUS!!!

Oh, and not to pick nits, but typo in the tags... "luis"

HILARIOUS!!!

Oh, and not to pick nits, but typo in the tags... "luis"

Tags for this video have been changed from 'base, jumping, cave, parachute' to 'base, jumping, cave, parachute, mexico, cave of swallows, san luis potosi' - edited by maatc

Tags for this video have been changed from 'uma thurman, lucy lui, quentin tarantino, samurai, swords' to 'uma thurman, lucy liu, quentin tarantino, samurai, swords' - edited by Ornthoron

"Not much else to explain here..."

I beg to differ, before the subtitles start the reporters say that this man, has been given only 40+ years in jail but that he MAY get out in 3 years. Why? well because Colombia's justice system is fucked beyond belief. I know because I am Colombian. But then again, this case is quite old so perhaps they have re examined the case and given a proper sentence.

His name is Luis Alfredo Garavito, and he not only killed 140 children but he also raped and mutilated them. Most were homeless kids or kids that were street vendors. He would trick them by giving them money, or dressed as a monk, or even pretended to be a street vendor like them. Anything to gain their trust.

He is an alcoholic who was raped as child, and consequently entered a state of depression. I suppose this is when Hitler's life and words as well as Satanic ideas influenced him. So labeling this with the 'religion' tag is kind of misleading, since this person experienced other things of psychological nature BEFORE his obsession with Hitler and Satanism. The title of this makes it seem as if this guy picked a Hitler book and a satanic bible one afternoon and *poof* just like magic he became a murderer.

The authorities found a massive grave of about 40 corpses in a Colombian town, that is when a full investigation across the nation to find the murderer began and a couple more graves were found thereafter.

btw, he confessed to 140 murders but as far as I know he has been linked to about 190

Gravity... gravity...
gravity...

you never see gravity...

You never see anything....



We are slowly becoming idiots due to these sort of scientific simplifications. There is an ever growing gap between human experience and the theories we use to control nature, to predict.

Scratch Dawkins and you'll find a man searching for the key to the riddle of existence... and the answer is sadly lacking (even purely theoretical knowledge is power - it too corrupts)


On Exactitude in Science

. . . In that Empire, the Art of Cartography attained such Perfection that the map of a single Province occupied the entirety of a City, and the map of the Empire, the entirety of a Province. In time, those Unconscionable Maps no longer satisfied, and the Cartographers Guilds struck a Map of the Empire whose size was that of the Empire, and which coincided point for point with it. The following Generations, who were not so fond of the Study of Cartography as their Forebears had been, saw that that vast Map was Useless, and not without some Pitilessness was it, that they delivered it up to the Inclemencies of Sun and Winters. In the Deserts of the West, still today, there are Tattered Ruins of that Map, inhabited by Animals and Beggars; in all the Land there is no other Relic of the Disciplines of Geography.


Jorge Luis Borges

Alexander Dumas - the ability to turn French fries into pommes frites (and vice versa)

Random 18th century intellectual - the ability to turn grammar into sunshine

Jorge Luis Borges - the power summarize the (w)hole of existence through a short work of fiction which you kinda like but aren't crazy about

Woodrow Wilson - the ability to turn an English speaking audience into a German speaking audience (and vice versa)

Oh, and FDR, no powers, just want to punch the bastard in the face

Luis Guzman kills me in this movie. When the last customer comes in after they've already cleaned everything, watch that scene for his reaction alone. Awesome sauce.

The accused are Farrah Miranda and Liisa Schofield, campus organizers for the Ontario Public Interest Research Group; Michal Hay, former VP university affairs at UTSU; Hayes, who is president of ASSU; Edward Wong, an ASSU executive; APUS staffers Oriel Varga and Chris Ramsaroop; recent U of T graduate Noaman Ali; Farshad Azadian and Semra Eylul Sevi, members of the activist group Always Question; and students Luis Granados, Golta Shahidi, and Gabi Rodriguez. The accused also include one minor who cannot be named, and who has been additionally charged with uttering a death threat. The minor is undergoing a separate legal process at youth court.