J'en ai marre

J’ai la peau douce
Dans mon bain de mousse
Je m’éclabousse
J’en ris
Mon poisson bouge
Dans mon bain de mousse
Je l’emmitoufle, je
Lui dis

J’ai pas d’problèmes, je fainéantes
Pas de malaises, je fainéante
Dans l’eau je baigne, c’est l’important
Bien à mon aise, dans l’air du temps

J’ai la peau douce
Dans mon bain de mousse
Je bulle à l’ombre
Des bombes
Tout est délice
Délit docile :
Je fais la liste
Des choses qui
M’indisposent

J’en ai marre de ceux qui pleurent,
Qui ne roulent qu'à deux à l’heure,
Qui se lamentent et qui s’fixent

Sur l’idée d’une idée fixe
J’en ai marre de ceux qui râlent,
Des extrémistes à deux balles,
Qui voient la vie tout en noir
Qui m’expédient dans l’cafard
J’en ai marre de la grande s’ur,
Qui gémit tout et qui pleure,
Marre de la pluie, des courgettes
Qui m’font vomir sous la couette
J’en ai marre de ces cyniques,
Et dans les prés, les colchiques,
J’en ai marre d'en avoir marre ! Aussi

J’ai la peau douce
Dans mon bain de mousse
Pas de secousses
Sismiques
Je me prélasse
Et me délasse,
C’est mon état aquatique
Y’a comme un hic

Do "tabarnac!" and "câlice!" make this nsfw in canada?

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Well, I haven't been doing any work outside VideoSift for the past couple of months, so this is the natural state I slide into when following my bliss.

In this picture I was working at a yucky kind of buttoned-down office job, that frowns on things like facial hair, and actually required me to shower on a semi-regular basis.

Did you know that greasy hair prevents head lice? - they can't get a grip.

@rembar - I had the same thing drilled into me, which kept me from running from the cop... I think I could've made it - I was on a bike, way faster than all but jet-powered skateboards, but there was a heavy 'lice presence in the area, so I didn't feel like chancing it. Could've gotten v. ugly.

That's a great little comic, pyrex.

South Park did a spoof of this with the last episode! http://www.southparkstudios.com/downloads/display_video.php?ep_number=1103&ep_name=Lice%20Capades&vid=http://media.southparkstudios.com/media/video/11
03/1103_lice_test.mov&vid_name=Lice%20Test for the clip!

My momma told me never to mention larval lice and nits in polite company. Fortunately . . .

The title is still all wonky (due perhaps to the need to distinguish it from the sfjocko post). And I am helpless to tinker with it.

Grazi rickegee, much respect for the French and their didactics!..Nit. Like it-Can't remember when someone last mentioned lice eggs, much less...

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It could have been an honest mistake depending on who the poster was. Don't know about Korea, but in Japan the problem is that the "l" sound in Japanese is a cross between "r" and "l", and there is no distinction for them.

I remember trying to get my students to hear the difference between "fried lice" and "fried rice" they had a hard time.