Cruisin' Mos Espa
In my Delorean
War's over
I'm a peacetime mandalorian

My story has stumped
Star Wars historians
Deep in debate,
Buffet plate at Bennigan's

Rhyme renegade
Sure to penetrate
First and second offense
I won't hesitate

Got a job to do
And Darth's the guy that delegates
Got something against Skywalker
Someone he really hates

I don't give a fuck
I'm after Solo
For all I care
He could be hidin' at Yoda's dojo

Gotta make the money
Credit's no good
When the jawas runin' shop
In your neighborhood

Think you can cook
I got a grappling hook
Let's make this quick
'Cause I'm really booked

I'm a devious degenerate
Defender of the devil
Shut down all the trash compactors
On the detention level

chorus
My backpack's got jets
Well I'm Boba the Fett
Well I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt
To finance my 'Vette

wicky wicky woo

Well I chill in deep space
A mask is over my face
Well I deliver the prize
But I still narrow my eyes
'Cause my time
I don't like to waste.

Get down

I'm a question
Wrapped inside an enigma
Get inside the slave one
Find your homing signal

From Endor to Hoth
Ripley to Spock
I'll find what you want
But there's gonna be a cost

See, my name is Boba Fett
I know my shit is tight
Start not actin'right
You're frozen in carbonite

Got telescopic sight
Flame throwers on my wrist
You still don't get the gist
Spiked boots are made to kick

Targets are made to hit
You think I give a shit
Yo mama is a bitch
I see you in the Sarlaac Pit

You just flipped my switch
Integrity been dissed
You scratchin' on my itch
You know I shoot to get

Got bambinas at cantinas
Waitin' to lick my lusty lips
So I'll let you get back inside
Your little space ship

Give you a head start
'Cause I'm the sportin' kind
Consider the starting line
The sneaky smile I hide inside

Hope you have hyper drive (drive)
pray to stay alive ('live)
Don't try to slip me a five
'Cause I never take a bribe

To the beat of a different drummer
Bad ass bounty hunter
Let no man put asunder
Or else they be put under

As in six feet
Got an imperial fleet
Backin' me up, gonna blow up
Any attempt to defeat

They gotta death star
Got four payments on my car
Hand it over to hammer head
At Mos Eisley bar

He used to carjack
Now he's a barback
Just goes to show how you can
Get back on the right track

As for me that's not an option
Can't say that with more clarity
Me going legit would be like
Jar Jar on speech therapy

Chorus
My backpack's got jets
Well I'm Boba the Fett
Well I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt
To finance my 'Vette

wicky wicky woo

Well I chill in deep space
A mask is over my face
Well I deliver the prize
But I still narrow my eyes
'Cause my time
I don't like to waste.

Get down

Slice you open like a Taun Taun
Faster than the Autobahn
Or a motorbike in Tron
Do the deed and then I'm gone

Jaba has a hissyfit
Contact Calrissian
Over a colt, the plan unfolds
No politic is legit

Back in the day
When I was a slave
Living life in the fast lane
Like in a pod race

My mean streak tweaked
I became a basket case
So this space ace
Split that place, poste haste

Took up a noble cause
Called the Clone Wars
'Cause life's not all about
Girls and cars

Getting fucked up
In fucked up bars
See, I'm not a retard
Or gay like de Barge

I'm large and in charge
With a face so scarred
A cold black heart
That's been torn apart

The Sith wish that they
Had a dick so hard
'Cause it's long long ago
In a pussy far far

Call me master, 'cause I'm faster
Than Pryor on fire
I no longer have to hot wire

I'm a hunter for hire
With no plans to retire
And all the sucka MCs
Can call me sire

Chorus
My backpack's got jets! (jets jets jets)

Well I'm Boba the Fett! (the Fett the Fett)

Well I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt, (Jabba Hutt Jabba Hutt Jabba Hutt)

...To finance my 'Vette (my 'Vette my 'Vette my 'Vette my 'Vette)

Even with all that waiting aggravation, it's still better than the "new and improved" Ep. IV...

Jabba moving around and going to see Solo personally. Sheesh.

Maccain should be vader, bad guy for most of our story but showed his true colors at the end.
Palin can be Jabba.

She is so full of herself.
Of course she would be - she is Jabba the Hut, on a special mission for Jesus.

"He knows what the right decision is..."

Yes, and it's not McCain or Obama. The right candidate for him is Divorce!

Honestly would anyone else here rather sleep with Jabba the Hutt than her?

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Klaatu, Barata, Nikto -- Made famous by George Lucas.

He named 3 of the gaurds on Jabba's skiff Barge:
Klaatu http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Klaatu
Barata http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Barada
Nikto http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Nikto

But has been quoted by so many more...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klaatu_barada_nikto

I think the audio has been doctored in this clip. As I remember it, the initial 'click' that you heard was the first stormtrooper's mic cutting in (as they all did); it just happened to be timed with the bump of the head. At least that's how it sounded on my original VHS tapes that I bought back in 1986, as well as the letterbox VHS editions.

Funny, none the less. There's also a blooper in the original cut of ROTJ, pre-Special Edition. Right after Jabba's sail barge blows up, they wipe to the Death Star with the Emperor arriving. Right after the wipe takes place, there are four TIE's that fly into frame, from around the camera (ie. one on top, one on bottom, to the left and to the right). If you follow this squad alllll the way down, they disappear right before the scene cuts to the inside of the Death Star.

Oh, and I never found the shoe...or the wads of gum, etc.

"You weak minded fool, he’s using an old Jedi mind trick!"

-Jabba the Hutt

Don't give a shit about Jabba's son, I just want the Emperor to lay some force down on the jedi asses.

Heh, I like your Jabba the Cat.

From your Mr. T queued vid I thought you might want to throw a promote at this post:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Mothers-Day-Rap-Mr-T-Style

By the way, I don't think I've mentioned it yet, but your Han/Jabba the cat thing is awesome.

In reply to this comment by blankfist:
Thanks brother!

In reply to this comment by JAPR:
Congrats, you *blank*-fister.

The second outfit is quite sexy -- I wonder if that was the inspiration for Leia's costume in Jabba's palace?

>> ^oxdottir:
OK, I admit, I watched the other one a while ago, but I detect no difference
Where is the parody?


all of the things that lucas had wanted to put in A New Hope, but couldn't, that was then inserted into the Deluxe Edition.

most of them are represented here, including:

brighter lightsabers, to match the look of the later films.
jabba's appearance, in the hangar, just after the cantina.
stormtroopers on dewbacks.
more spacecraft in the battle of yavin.
a bigger explosion for the death star.