>> ^burdturgler:
You're the only guy I know who wears boxers to avoid camel toe.


Surely there's a better name for that? Hoof-balls? Cowfoot crotch?

Because red-skinned cloven hoofed horned devils ARE REAL!

Beware the leprechauns.. the leprechauns want to steal your gold!

Bird winged people called angels live in the sky!

IT IS ALL REAL, because the BIBLE(tm) tells me so!

MAGIC IS REAL! I don't need evidence. Snakes can talk and so can burning bushes. Magical bird winged flying people live in the sky, and red skinned evil cloven hoofed demons live below the ground. That is all I need to know, so don't tread on and shatter my delusion with your facts and figures!

Magic *IS* real. Bird winged flying people DO live in the sky! Red skinned cloven-hoofed horned red guys DO live underground! The Bible is 100% true and should be taken literally. Even the OLD TESTAMENT!

So there. Burn in the lake of fire atheists. I am going to fly into the sky and live in magical la la land when I die. You aren't. You smug pig.

The so-called Smug-Bastard sense, is a sense used to detect those of Demon-kin. The red skinned cloven-hoofed type that invade our plane of existence and try to tempt and turn us into kindling for the big red horned dude under the ground.

All those non-believing non-religious heathen bastards are going to burn in the everlasting flames of hell for all eternity. While... I.. a believer... a TRUE(tm) UNSMUG(tm)believer of the only true faith out of many thousands and thousands throughout human history will not suffer such a fate.

I will fly up into the magical sky heaven and live with winged sky fairies with bird wings, basking in the sun of my bearded white anglo-saxon god.

Now, on the other hand if they would just repent, give in, and profess total and complete belief in the ultiate fairytale known as the Bible.. literally, and unquestioningly supporting EVERY word in the Bible 100% as absolute truth. Then.. and only then would I consider them an equal. An equal under heaven.

I am not smug in the least. I am simply a servant of God. Praised and GLORY to him. God Bless the USA, for God prefers US over them.

>> ^honkeytonk73:
well.. magic is real, flying people with bird wings are real, and red horned cloven-hoofed red dudes underground are real. So there.


Don't forget creatures with noodley appendages and teapots of celestial origin. They are so totally real.

well.. magic is real, flying people with bird wings are real, and red horned cloven-hoofed red dudes underground are real. So there.

Satan! The red skinned horned cloven hoofed evil dude is REAL! He lives below the ground you know. Just like all the angels are UP. Because heaven is UP and Hell is DOWN. That is how it is, and how it always will be. That is where they are, and they are real. So I will remain in fear as I am suppose to, to ensure that I fly up into the sky when I die. I don't want to bathe in the 'lake of fire(TM)' when I die. Because.. well. I know how to swim in water. Not fire.

MAGICAL INVISIBLE PEOPLE IN THE SKY ARE REAL! RED HORNED EVIL DUDES WITH CLOVEN HOOFS LIVING UNDERGROUND IN LAVA LAND ARE REAL!

1. Do red horned cloven-hoofed demons live far underground?
2. Do flying magical people live in the sky? Fairies?
3. Is magic real?
4. Do snakes and burning bushes actually talk? Have they ever?
5. Does being 'blessed' grant me +1 to armor class and saving throws?
6. Do sparks shoot from your fingers when you cast your magic blessing spells at people?

Horned red-skinned cloven-hoofed big red fiery guys are REAL!!

Wussy stuff hey anne ?
Care to put your horse-mouth where your hoofs are, and put up to be waterboarded ?

horn wins over hoof

>> ^honkeytonk73:
My faith is better than your faith. I love everyone, but you are going to burn in hell nonbeliever. So repent or die in flames. Pagan breath righteous fire!
Red horned cloven hoofed demons are REAL I tell you!
Bird winged humanoids are REAL!
Resurrected zombies are REAL!


I was going to upvote your comment, but it frightened me!

My faith is better than your faith. I love everyone, but you are going to burn in hell nonbeliever. So repent or die in flames. Pagan breath righteous fire!

Red horned cloven hoofed demons are REAL I tell you!

Bird winged humanoids are REAL!

Resurrected zombies are REAL!