*quality cheer! Ho ho ho... and stuff!

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I liked the part where his stomach shook like a bowl full of jelly! Ho ho ho.

>> ^csnel3:
>> ^rougy:
Americans don't care.
Stuff like this forces them to think, and thinking is their least favorite activity.
Besides, they get a real hardon out of calling people "Islamo-fascists."

"Why do you talk like a fag?" This quote from "Idiocracy " reminds me of you. You are probably just being a POS troll, but if you came to the US , you would be arrested for being a dick. You shouldn't speak for the American people, and don't confuse the people with their government. I think a lot of us US citizens recognize the difference between the mostly young Iranian population and the evil regime that runs their country. Also, most of us can admit our government has done some shitty things in the past. Instead of pointing your superior finger at us and saying "Stuff like this forces them to think, and thinking is their least favorite activity." you should just stick that finger back in your ass before any more shit falls out. Merry Christmas.


Ho ho ho!

Must have struck a nerve. Did I remind you of you?

Most Americans are fucking idiots, and that's the sad truth of the matter.

And yes, I'm American.

I want to learn the piratey song! "Yo ho ho ho! Over the raging sea we go!"

>> ^videosiftbannedme:
Ho ho ho ho, keel-ee calleya ku kah! U wamma wonka, Oba-ma! Ho ho ho....


You forgot the "wookie nipple pinchay" part.

Ho ho ho ho, keel-ee calleya ku kah! U wamma wonka, Oba-ma! Ho ho ho....

>> ^csnel3:
I imagine a lot of Asians would think that successful parallel parking is the most amazing thing they have ever seen, and have never actually witnessed.


*steps into time machine and goes back to 1984*
ho ho ho.

>> ^bluecliff:
ho ho ho!
I'll have to upgrade my computer...


Funny, exactly what I did - bumped up from an E6400 to an E8400 processor

I don't understand what would incite an individual to brand an evidently distinct ethnicity so absolute to a wrong group when the original submitter clearly has zero knowledge of the specified ethnicity.

"Anyone who looks Far East Asian and speaks these kind of silly language must be Korean. Therefore, this lady is Korean. And since this lady is Korean, she must eat shark fins. Because that's what Far East Asian people eat.

And I will continue to think that any videos showing individuals who look Far East Asian and speaks languages that I don't understand here in Videosift, I will automatically assume that they are Korean."




So that got me thinking:

"Anyone who makes these kind of clumsy mistakes must be a very ignorant individual. Therefore, blankfist is a ignorant individual. And since Blankfist is a ignorant individual, he is a hick. Because that's how hicks think.

And I will continue to think that any ignorant comments I happen to witness and encounter here in Videosift, I will automatically assume that it was done by blankfist."






But then legacy0100 saw the flaws in his way of thinking. Blankfist has shown many qualities as a person, and is responsible for countless quality sift submissions. He is not an ignorant person, nor a hick.

legacy0100 felt ashamed of himself. He opened his diary for the first time in 764 years. And with a silver stylus he began scribbling down, pen quickly shifting across the parched paper, ink hastily rooting itself deep within the fibers to reveal the stories it carried:

"I shouldn't judge people so quickly over just one incident, because categorizing someone's character over one single trait would be biased, and wrong."

Legacy0100 learned his lessons today, and prayed to jesus he'd be a good little boy this year.


legacy0100 closed his diary and put out the lights,
off to his bed, dreamworld delight


Off in the far lands of North Pole,
Santa Claus gave out a jolly laugh.

"Ho Ho Ho!" he exclaimed.

"Legacy my dear, be of good cheer.
Your stockings be stuffed with presents this year!"

I think John McClane showed up to cover for Bob...

NOW I HAVE A STYLUS
HO-HO-HO

Ho, ho, ho! Her religious oppression is hilarious and not just sad.

Oh, yeah, this is so funny! Yeah, videotape of human misery and indignity. Oh, ho ho ho ho. Yeah, comedy. Everybody's got their addiction. What's yours? When the crash happens, will you be singing in the drivethru at Wendy's to get your Web on?

whooo ho ho ho disgusting

ho ho ho!
I'll have to upgrade my computer...