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Disruptive Boebert Removed From Theater
Better views in new videos show that she was giving her “date” (customer) a handjob while he groped her breasts in the seats….because her “strong Christian values” demanded it I guess…
…a bit odd how focused she was on her made up fantasy about legal public urination in May, but by September wasn’t concerned with herself having public sex in view of hundreds of children.
MR. BIDEN (Bring My Vaccine) - A Randy Rainbow Song Parody
1. Fucking brilliant!
2. This Saturday I get my vaccine. I never thought I'd say this without a mail-order handjob being involved, but thank you Amazon!
More Evidence Trump Can't, Or At Least Won't Read
In Trump's mind, he is the BEST reader there is. That is why he can't read. If big Oil and gas wants a pipeline, that's all there is to know! Why read long reports from the EPA or environmental scientists? ("God dammit, they're trying to get me to read and comprehend these things again - lets get rid of em!") Big Oil needs a hand out, and that's what Trump does, he gives/receives handjobs from the nastiest of the nasty, or if he wants it and it is unwilling - he grabs it like a big ol' wild animal/monkey man that he is. TRUMP = ORANGE MONKEY that huffed too much corporate paint.
My dad was a CEO of a huge company - a self-made man (rip), he was dyslexic - but at least he learned about his disadvantage and figured out how to somewhat overcome it and use it to his advantage. What I'm saying is he tried to learn and overcome and succeeded. Trump is just a munchkin who was handed everything; an ego-maniac in great need of my favorite chemical for delivering pure ego-death to humble his ass down for the rest of his life and expand in understanding and awareness. I posted an animation video on here about Trump getting "it" but even then (as in the video the conclusion was): he may just be too stupid.
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Seth Rogen Teaches How to Roll a Joint
Hey, um, the weed . . . um you're spilling the weed . . . seriously, that's a lot of weed you're dropping there . . . uh, weed's expensive and shit, like a lot of money . . . unless you go to OCEAN GREENS!
That's right -- OCEAN GREENS: Seattle's #1 recreational pot retail store! Ocean Greens is home of the $200 OZ and the $30 eighters of primo bud! And it's right on Highway 99, so you can score some smoke and a handjob from an underaged Asian hooker as well. OCEAN GREENS: I scream, you scream, Seattle screams for OCEAN GREENS!
(nb: I was not paid in any way, shape or form by Ocean Greens for this post. Except for the couple of joints of Golden Pineapple they kicked down. And that Oz of God's Gift. But apart from that, I got nothing.)
ayn rand and her stories of rapey heroes
Upvote for The Inbetweeners "handjob scene"!
Horseback riding simulator for exercise purposes only
This is far superior to our handjob based exercise technology. Well done Korea.
Awkward and touching. Filmmaker gets 20 strangers to kiss
First Handjob has been added as a related post - related requested by Zawash on that post.
Awkward and touching. Filmmaker gets 20 strangers to kiss
First Handjob (first kiss parody) has been added as a related post - related requested by eric3579 on that post.
Bernie Sanders tears into Walmart for corporate welfare
@chingalera
ill take a crack at that deconstruction.
@Sagemind was basically prefacing the fact that the few remaining jobs are low paying crap jobs,like walmart for instance.
but you are correct that it is NOT a job of last resort.
you dont HAVE to apply at walmart.
nobody is FORCING you to work for slave wages.
you could always suck a dick.
handjobs in the local gas station bathroom for a quick buck.
sell plasma,blood,semen.
sell a kidney.
sell drugs..but not weed..might as well work at walmart.
you could always sell your integrity.
i hear wall street is a good place for that,but they require your soul as well.
how about insurance fraud?
reverse mortgages? fuck those old people..they gonna die anyways.
ya gotta eat,so ya do what ya gotta do.
who am i kidding?
while i would never work at walmart nor any corporation,some people have to do what they have to do.
and sometimes its a short list and working at walmart is the trade off for them.
guess they dont like dick.
so im with @Sagemind or is my skewed line of non-reasoning still a retarded polemic?
because at the end of the day who are we to judge anybody for their choices?
Almost Died: Whoa...that was close...WHOA!
No way, I want to fuck the corpses. Over and over again. That's way more rational to me. I can just go to McDonalds for food, and Starbucks only gives handjobs...
When a person turns into a corpse first its organs should be harvested, along with any other salvageable material, then it should be disposed of in the most economical and responsible way available. Fertiliser, animal feed, research, whatever.
Anyone who stages a funeral is committing a crime.
Michael Shannon Reads the Insane Delta Gamma Sorority Letter
Thanks bookface. I needed another reminder of why -- oh, I'm sorry, HUMANS are crazy. But I don't challenge your inductive assessment (of other people's opinions) that Americans, being human, are also crazy. I grew up there, I know. I deal with these personalities and it warps my own personality DAILY.
It's true, but it's not everyone. Mainly a lot of fucks in charge of various institutions who have maintained their grip on our society because they're shits like this sorority bitch. Though, I'm sure my redundant and filth ridden comments don't help either -- to you overly sensitive.. here's to your fuck you fucks. lol
This letter describes most of the women in my family. They don't care about helping out with the image of our family or the dysfunction, they just gossip (PRAYER CIRCLE AT CHURCH) and then go out on the attack, hitting below the belt.
The kinds of people that mess with your head until you question your manhood -- all of the O.C. girls that I grew up with in the church youth group; sluttin' their shit on the DL, maintaining their pristine image in the light of everyone's faces, and then crying when they don't get their way. "But that's the way mommy told me things work."
I did get a lot of handjobs from slut Christian girls, so I suppose I shouldn't complain. They loooooove to impress you with stories of parties and alcohol. teehee
Can't imagine why the rest of the world thinks Americans are crazy.
You Deserve A Handjob!
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Hot girl with an extremely long tongue
More accurate to say her tongue gives handjobs.