I laughed so hard... we happen to have both the older version he showed as worthless and the graty, which we picked up in the giant bargain bin at the Albuquerque Goodwill...you know, that place where goods make their last stop before the dump, twice a day.
We had a cart full of stuff and the guy eyeballs it and says "$5.00", so it's hard to say what we paid for it...handy if you don't have a food processor, but it is a bitch to clean. I can see how the "flip-open-to-clean" feature would be nice...
o.m.g...did I just write a whole paragraph about that?
I gotta go...

I behave the same online as I do in the real world, although I am a little more assertive when roaming the vast expanses of the Internet. But that cartoon doesn't apply to me well. Either its my general goodwill towards humanity or my paranoia that dag is tracking me.

I do wish to preserve my anonymity, so I don't leave any personal information out, but if you comb through my comments you'll learn some things about me. Now if you figure out what "Fjnbk" means...

"We'll pray for you" is NOT generally a sign of goodwill, it's usually used as a punctuation so that the uncomfortable party can get away from an arguement they may very well wish to avoid. It's the religious way to say "Fuck you, I'm taking my ball and going home."

Also, about the "In God we trust" on money? If someone has a problem with that and is willing to make a big deal about it in front of strangers then they really need to grow up/get laid. If "Athiest Boyfriend" uses that as a conversational springboard then he's already a douchebag.

Thanks for spreading the goodwill, capt. We do enjoy that kind of stuff around here!

Imstellar... How many people need to tell you the same thing for you to listen to it?

>> ^chilaxe:
BTW, it's intellectually petty to always downvote comments made in goodwill simply because they're not on your side of a debate .

BTW, it's intellectually petty to always downvote comments made in goodwill simply because they're not on your side of a debate .

It seems you cannot do anything for a chuckle and goodwill in here without someone wanting to piss on it these days. This would've been much better if a certain b-movie redneck didn't come in here rubbing his dick on everything. Seriously. If you think something smells foul, or if you think it's a self-link, then by all means investigate, but please don't be embarrassingly presumptuous and call a discuss and show your ass like you were choggie.

And why call this "faggotry" (a comment which has since been edited out above). Actually, I'm shocked Zifnab would upvote such a comment. I mean, sure, I expected that from CaptainPlanet, but certainly not Zifnab. Look, I like a good joke like the next guy, so calling something gay or lame or faggy or whatever is okay with me if it's for a laugh. But what was up with the showy * discuss? You were being presumptuous not sleuthlike. What's next? You want to discard a couple of my videos on a hunch like choggie?

If you keep that up there won't be a crown on earth big enough for my head.

It's good to be back. I missed all you beautiful bastards. The stars, the comments, etc., that's all fluff to me now. It's just good to be among my friends again.

In reply to this comment by dystopianfuturetoday:
A sift divided. A King self exiled. A hero shall rise! KP, you are the chosen sifter. The one who will restore order and goodwill to the sift.

All 3 of the top comments? You're of fire, baby. I'm gonna need your hat size for that new crown.

A sift divided. A King self exiled. A hero shall rise! KP, you are the chosen sifter. The one who will restore order and goodwill to the sift.

All 3 of the top comments? You're of fire, baby. I'm gonna need your hat size for that new crown.

The people were assholes with the skaters but contrary to what some have said here most parking lots aren't public. When a mall, business center, or whatever else buys the land to build on they also need to buy the land to park on then pay to pave and maintain it. It would go a long way toward public goodwill to work with the locals but if they've had damage they are within their rights to just say no.

If Mike is getting aggressive with people when they ask him to leave their property it looks to me like he's a man getting ready to do some time for assault. The first case wasn't so bad but what was developing in the second one looked pretty iffy. He's testing his luck a bit if this is a habit and there's a whole world of tough guys waiting to play with him if he pushes it too far one day.

>> ^my15minutes:
and just in case anyone cares what i think should happen to him?
which normally, you shouldn't because i'm supposed to have a vested interest in the outcome?...
i'm going to have my new friend TheSofaKing's latest sift, speak for me.


Yes! You are right as always! Free speech is most important. And, we can correct the problem with goodwill in upvoting your queue and published videos - and some can choose to correct it also by downvoting quantumushroom's queue and published list. We don't need to police the user base's intentions with a nonsense witch hunt like this one. It is always the site owner's choice, but I urge them not to suffer from making rash rules for the benefit of making a safe online world for everyone. Reason always before passion.

^ R U kidding me. Last I checked it was America Who is invading other countries, bombing then back into the stone age, and killing civilians by the hundreds of thousands. I think the world fears the tyranny of America. It doesent matter how much goodwill other countries show us. We take what we want and destroy those who oppose us. Very much like what the axis powers did, and the commies after them. I dont know about Russia's slide towards tyranny, but I do know about America transformation into a fascist state.

RoPaul, naive beyond belief, seems more like dial-up than dialed.

When pu**yass Carter let it be known the US would not be standing up for itself in the 70s, the commies invaded no less than SEVEN countries.

Today there are Chinese subs prowling every ocean (with much-improved missile tech thanks to Clinton) and Russia appears to be sliding back towards tyranny.

We live in a dangerous world where goodwill only goes so far. The US can never afford weak leaders who live in denial of the realities of national (self-)defense.

Flouride is good for you. Jesus said, "It is not what goes in a man's mouth that makes him unclean, but that which comes out." It is written in the Proverbs of King Solomon, "He who seek good finds goodwill, but evil comes to him who searches for it." I seek good in the flouride, personally. I choose to believe the Bible above, not instead of, Science.
I believe that science would find more good in the world if science sought more good in the world. "As a man thinketh, so is he." Jesus said. "Ask and you shall receive, seek and you shall find, knock and the door shall be opened unto you." If science, instead of asking, "Is there something wromg in the flouride?" would ask different questions,such as "What are some good and viable applications of flouride that we have yet to think of?" perhaps there would be a new answer com out of flouride instead of a new problem. It is doubt that kills. Faith gives life. I have faith in flouride just because of the words of Jesus.His words are Life. He is Messiah. God bless the EPA with new and positive answers instead of potential disasters and dangers, and that in the Name of Jesus Christ.
True enough, it may be harder to go that route, but the high road usually is.

It is written, "The foolishness of God is wiser than man's wisdom, and the weakness of God is stronger than man's strength." Amen. Hallelujah. The LORD is Good. In Him is no evil. Amen and amen. Jesus is Lord. God bless you all.

Hrmm, I wonder what's German for cowabunga? Hilariously rad post dudes & dudettes....

In reply to this comment by aychberg:
Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles!!!!! HILARIOUS!
http://www.videosift.com/video/Teenage-Mutant-Hero-Turtles

In reply to this comment by AnimalsForCrackers:
Looris, would I be right in guessing you were one of the unlucky kids who happened to have lived in a country where it was called "Teenage Mutant HERO Turtles", for super anal-retentive political correctness, eh? Is it true that Mikey never once used his nunchucks (apparently ninjas and nunchucks = bad) in that version? Man, I feel for the psychological well-being of your inner child!

On another note, I'm really peeved right about now that my parents donated to goodwill my treasure trove of TMNT action figures and playsets without my consent!