Larry Flynt has done it before and by-golly gee willakers he'll do it again!

Already have a charter? And want to buy one for another? Well gee golly wizz! I think I'd be the perfect candidate for that!

hmm...I hated stupid people, regardless of age, before the Internet age. I'm not quite sure what you're getting at, unless you somehow think that the Internet has brought out the worst in people because we're protected by becoming avatars on a screen. Faulty logic.

Imagine this poor woman, you say? Yeah, I feel terrible for someone who should keep her fucking mouth shut if she's so confused and mentally slow. She went to a forum, obviously littered with television cameras, and grabbed a microphone to convey her fear of an ARAB in the White House! Gee golly gosh, Batman! Not an ARAB! Because it would be so terrible if an ARAB was allowed in the White House! *clenches teeth and shakes uncontrollably*

If she's mentally lapsing, it isn't because she's old. It's because she's stupid. Bertrand Russell was almost 98 years old when he died, but his mind was a steel trap. Most likely because he USED IT. If he were alive, he'd probably tell that woman to shut up and sit down.

Also, by your logic we should ignore all the stupid things McCain has said, because he's only three years younger than that woman! Let's give him a break, too!

BULLSHIT.

>> ^bareboards:
>> ^thepinky:
She's 75 and they're sort of bullying her.

I love the internet for all the great things it has brought to our lives, including Obama being so close to the presidency. Wouldn't have happened without the internet.
I am dismayed by the internet when I read some of these ugly comments. The lack of empathy of a fellow human being that is often shown here is distressing to me.
Thepinky gets it -- she's old and confused. Imagine this poor woman. Just take a second and imagine what it might be like for her right now. She clearly doesn't understand the consequences of answering what she perceived to be a polite question -- what's your name. Gee, how do you spell that? She doesn't know that this might be going into millions of houses, filled with irate and unfeeling jackasses who think it is okay to harass a senior citizen.
So here she is, sitting at home, and I'm thinking she is getting inundate with hate mail and hate and pranky phone calls. I hope that I am wrong. SHE IS OLD AND CONFUSED. What do you think is going through her mind, what do you think she is feeling?
Oh yeah, I forgot. She's just a sack of skin to some of you. Not a person with feelings, and children and grandchildren.
She was ignorant enough to give her name. The shameful act is the posters, who put it out on the internet when they could have bleeped it out.
I fear they did a terrible thing to this old woman. A terrible thing.

aww geez Margie..you shoulda toldem we see Russia out da window, ya know?

deez, demz and doz ya sure by golly - god that's all i hear every time she opens her mouth.

^ You shouldn't solve a mystery (the origin of the universe) with another mystery (by golly, god must have done it). That's just plain ol' sloppy thinking.

I've heard so many times from the religious that "science claims to know everything" and the very second we correct them by claiming ignorance on a few key items, right away, they think that gives their creationist position credence.

See, we're quite comfortable not knowing everything about the universe right this very second. The only faith I have is in the scientific process, a process that has proven religious dogma wrong OVER AND OVER. Give us enough time and we'll figure some new things out. I guaran-god-damn-tee it.

That isn't news. That is propagandist lies. Completely illegal according to the law of the land and against the Constitution.

Same old sh$%t from the government. Yet these morons keep falling for the same old red-white-blue wave the flag yeehaw gung-ho stories and supporting these scam artist power mongers.

God bless the USA. God bless the police state.. for he recognizes national borders, takes preference over certain nationalities, and by golly gee... thinks the US's poop don't stink one iota.

May his noodley appendage send blessed magic sparks all over us, giving us +1 to hit/damage and +1 to AC for 1 turn.

You guys are kidding, right? This meme is so old, I can see wrinkles. I'm gonna go ahead and take a stab at the next time we'll see this meme:

McCain Wins Election

or

Obama Wins Election

And by golly, it'll get sifted so fast...cuz, you know...it's so darned funny.

is she originally from Alaska, Is that an Alaskan accent and typical word useage - 1/3 Canadian 1/3 Minnesota 1/3 Valley Girl? "As for that vp talk all the time i tell ya by golly don'tcha know ya sure ohmygaaad."

And wtf is all that about it having to be a fruitful type of position especially for 'aLAAASkins'?

???

well gee golly willakers, george!

(yeay!)
Edit: and congratulations, you are the proud recipient of my 1,000th comment!

somehow you make more sense rapping. you should do it more often

>> ^choggie:
Woke inna flash, to find the pants gone;
Asleep at the ballpark, an' no trousers on....
Broke into a run, and started th' twitch....
Gee Jesus Golly, San Sonofabitch-
,,,"that hoydens' th' Prancer, anner sisters' s vixen',
I'll dasher and Donner, on Cupid and Blitzen...."

Woke inna flash, to find the pants gone;
Asleep at the ballpark, an' no trousers on....
Broke into a run, and started th' twitch....
Gee Jesus Golly, San Sonofabitch-

,,,"that hoydens' th' Prancer, anner sisters' s vixen',
I'll dasher and Donner, on Cupid and Blitzen...."

golly I hate her. all of her. (btw the "godless" tag, was not in reference to her (she is Christian) it's part of the title of one of her books.

Can someone punch her now?

golly i hate her ass.

Golly. She's very happy to get sprouting, isn't she?

Neat vid.

Golly, I want a radioactive suppository! Sign me up!