How does turker deal with tear gas? They just gobble them up!

one of us, one of us, gooble gobble, gooble gobble.

amirite?

nevermind

This dude is apparently fluent in Turkish! .../ducks and ignores the groans

I remember kicking a soccer ball (football) around at my house when we had turkeys. They'd respond with gobbles like that after every kick simply due to the sound it made. Normal behavior for their species as @chingalera said, although it seemed like groups of turkeys would respond like this with gusto whereas I never really noticed similar behavior from chickens or ducks.

I would possibly also disagree with the "never gets old" remark...

This never gets old...

Turkeys and chickens and most avian species are call and response-It's communication-The louder the better with turkeys-They'll always defer to the louder gobble and respond immediately in mimicry. Don't know why this is, but it makes em fun to raise and hard to wanna eat.

Perhaps if your beloved so called "job creators" paid people a living wage rather than horde more and more of their profits for themselves there wouldn't be a war on poverty.


>>> You are your own boss, whether you work for someone else or not. You create the value and sell your time and labor to others, and can increase the value of both in many ways: providing solutions for others, inventing new products or boosting your own knowledge base. Yep, there are socialist countries that will pay you a living wage to push a broom, and those economies can't hope to compete with non-socialist economies.


I will go out on a limb and assume that you would shop exclusively at a Wal-mart-type store that paid their employees a living wage as opposed to the real Wal-mart? There aren't enough such "conscious consumers" to sustain such a business.


The problem with your narrative is you believe that the wealthy all won some type of lottery, that they did not provide any service or create an invention that yielded deserved financial rewards. This is a common sickness surrounding socialism: the game is rigged and those at the top are there by pure chance. This is what Obama was raised to believe.


The rich pay the lion's share of taxes in America, while the bottom half pay NOTHING in income tax yet get plenty of benefits. This model is nothing new, the ancient Athenians taxed the wealthy at a much higher rate than the poor. The difference is they didn't endlessly spend and create money out of thin air. I'm not against the social safety net, but what we have now is unsustainable and beyond ridiculous.


I agree that many of these CEOs are overcompensated turds, but they are a small part of the problem. In order for them to be paid, stockholders have to be happy, and for stockholders to be happy, a business has to be successful. Only in the fantasy world of government is anything too big to fail.


You're somewhat awakened in that you see that the ole government's robbing peter to pay paul routine doesn't work. Wonder where the trillions went? First and foremost, to con artists and bureaucrats, who gobble up so much of every dollar seized by government very little reaches the intended recipients, and that will NEVER change. "The state is that great fiction by which everyone tries to live at the expense of everyone else."


If you want to attack "greed", start with these Obama worshipers who nonetheless sheltered their own wealth when it came time to pay up.


http://michellemalkin.com/2013/01/01/obamas-tax-evaders-of-the-year/

I only have a TV for one reason.... So You Think You Can Dance. Eliana Girard won this year -- probably the best dancer they have ever had.

I can't put my finger on anything else -- my passions are big passions, and push all else from my head. I know I have gobbled up some books, and laughed and cried at the movies... but I can't remember any titles at present.

Except the documentaries Trash Dance and Chasing Ice. Yep.

Hobbit Hole Breakfast: Two eggs fried right into the center of grilled Cheddar bun halves. Served with two strips of bacon and crispy hash browns topped with melted shredded Cheddar cheese and bacon.

Shire Sausage Skillet: Shire sausage with seasoned red-skinned potatoes, sautéed mushrooms and fire-roasted peppers and onions served on a sizzling skillet. Topped with shredded Cheddar cheese and two eggs.

Frodo's Pot Roast Skillet: Slow-cooked pot roast, herb-roasted carrots, celery, mushrooms and onions over broccoli and seasoned red-skinned potatoes served on a hot sizzling skillet. Topped with shredded Cheddar cheese and served with dinner bread.

The Ring Burger: A hand-pressed burger topped with Pepper Jack cheese, bacon, sautéed mushrooms and mayo on a grilled Cheddar cheese bun. Crowned with three crispy onion rings and served with lettuce, tomato, red onions, pickles and a side of wavy-cut French fries.

Gandalf's Gobble Melt: Tender sliced turkey breast and savory stuffing topped with melted Swiss cheese placed on grilled potato bread with a cranberry honey mustard spread. Served with your choice of side and gravy for dipping.

Dwarves' Turkey & Dressing Dinner: Tender sliced turkey breast, savory stuffing, gravy and cranberry sauce served with your choice of two sides and dinner bread. Feeds a band of Dwarves. Or one hungry human.....or Bear.

Lonely Mountain Treasure: Seed Cake French Toast cut into nine squares and served with a side of cream cheese icing for dipping.

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Being a monopoly or a near monopoly is not something that automatically makes a company detrimental to society.

What matters is if that monopoly was established with some kind of violence, or by pulling strings in Washington for political favors.

I don't see Luxottica doing any of that.

America is destroying its own business environment, I'm not surprised when american companies are gobbled up by foreign multinationals.

@RedSky if anti-competitive behaviour automatically equals market failure, are you saying worker unions are bad for the market? Because I wouldn't, I think unions are quite useful.

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Big Gobble Theory has been added as a related post - related requested by deathcow on that post.

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Guy writes constructive letter to a woman to try and get her fat ass on the treadmill, in a way that doesnt make her feel like shit by outright calling her a fatass.....and she jumps on him (crushing him perhaps...), and proceeds to justify why her ass is still fat.

He said hes seen her not change weight in 3 years (?)...cmon...youve all the time in the world to address something like that, I didnt feel the letter was mean spirited at ALL. If someone wrote me a letter like that it would inspire me to join a gym and watch what I shovel in my mouth, not justify my sedentary food gobbling lifestyle.

I wonder if she went home and ate a bucket of ice cream that night.....

Please dont mistake my bluntness for a lack of empathy, ive got fatass close family members that I care dearly about...that I too have tried so much to try to get them to change their lifestyle.

Doesnt happen. Too set in on drinking a 40 of coke a day, and doritos, deep fried foods, ZERO excercise etc.

Its just so fucking frustrating to see the ones you love and care about, shitting away a decade+ of healthy extended life because they are too lazy to do anything about it.

"You dont know me!"

No....youre right....but I know plenty of people very very well who have your exact body type. And I can see patterns lady.