>> ^chilaxe:
>> ^ant:
Poor Gatorade machine.

When the robots rise up, Carlos Zambrano will be the first to go!


I can't wait! Go Skynet!

>> ^ant:
Poor Gatorade machine.


When the robots rise up, Carlos Zambrano will be the first to go!

Poor Gatorade machine.

This is from a series of specials that was produced by HBO called "Buy Me That!" about how advertising dupes kids. I don't know how HBO is now but growing up, they always used to have specials like this and I still really respect them for it.

They talked about things like how "electrolites" in Gatorade basically just meant salt and gave the odds of winning those contests you see on the back of cereal boxes. They even did a piece on the Nickolodean "super toy run" that we all wanted to win when we were growing up.

The best part was that they were all programs geared towards educating kids.

Another part of this episode, this same woman scoops out dyed lard to make strawberry ice cream that doesn't melt under production lights...

Do they also drink Gatorade?

That's just a fancy version of the gatorade bottle gravity bong I used for years. Looks much easier to use and maintain, but if I was to buy a piece, I'd just spring for a real bong.

It is for a vitamin health drink. Japan is big on those things and has been for many years. That sort of thing is just starting to slink it's way into the US market. A popular drink over there is called Pocari Sweat. Sort of like Gatorade. The name sounds absolutely disgusting, but it really isn't too bad. Whether it has any real health benefits is up for question.

You can't walk 50 feet in Japan without running into a street vending machine for that sort of stuff. In the US, everything on the shelf is full of corn syrup or sugar. They have that too.. however, the unsweetened stuff in the US is always 'diet' and packed with fake sweeteners. In Japan the zero sugar drinks are much more easily found. Mostly teas and the like.

Awwwww, crap. How infuriating. I only got 100 cases of beer, half a cow and 20 flats of Gatorade for my daughter. I totally got ripped off.

ive been preggers a few times. you need not worry about the baby getting its nutrients. your body will steal from the host to feed the parasite! they sell some wrist bands with a plastic knobby in the center thats supposed to hit some pressure point and stop the nausea, that SEEMED to help with my first pregnancy. though i realize i might have been fooling myself. saltines and gatorade are your friend. with my second kid i was steady stream of pukes and poops for 6 months, i kept nothing down or in and was righteously sick. i only gained almost 7 lbs. and delivered an 8lbs 2oz 24in long perfectly healthy ravenous monster of a son. it turned out i had developed an allergy to my prenatal vitamins, i am in no way suggesting thats the case with you, it most likely is not. i am only illustrating how ok your baby is. i was anemic, sick, malnurished and vitamin deprived, but had a horse baby. you feel like shit and theres not much you can do, but im sure your baby is fine.

p.s. vitamin allergy aside, the morning sickness very often ends with the first trimest, second trimester is fun! third trimester is fat hot and uncomfortable! enjoy!

Gatorade, its got what turtle man needs.

>> ^jimnms:
I'm headed to Wal-Mart tomorrow to see if I can get some of these. They'll make perfect gag gifts for friends.


I presume you don't mean "gag" in the literal sense.

Let's just hope she doesn't wander down the Gatorade aisle...

http://nynerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/gatorade_bottle.jpg

>> ^MarineGunrock:
I have a friend, who in high school took a (unused) tampon from his classmate, dipped it in a bottle of red Gatorade, swung it around like a lasso and threw it at the chalk board, where it stuck like a magnet. Needless to say, the teacher was none too impressed. He was sent to the principal's office.
Well worth it, I say.

You don't have friends.

I have a friend, who in high school took a (unused) tampon from his classmate, dipped it in a bottle of red Gatorade, swung it around like a lasso and threw it at the chalk board, where it stuck like a magnet. Needless to say, the teacher was none too impressed. He was sent to the principal's office.

Well worth it, I say.

This is a dupe of http://www.videosift.com/video/Gatorade-Have-YOU-gone-mad-today
=(

OK...,

He licked his own armpit and peed on a nun's face.

Nope, doesn't make me want to buy Gatorade!!!