if you're right and your god wants to torture me for eternity because i didn't stroke it's ego then he/she/it is a massive dick. seriously. biggest dick move ever.

and i don't think i'm the result of a firecracker that made a modified monkey. nobody does. you're "interpretation" of the big bang theory and theory of evolution is embarrassing.

>> ^shinyblurry:

>> ^kir_mokum:
here are the 2 options:
1. you're wrong and nothing happens other than maybe a massive DMT trip and then nothing.
2. you're right and you're god is a massive dick who's been playing passive aggressive mind games with us this whole time.

Or I am right and you've transgressed the laws of a Holy God which makes you a sinner, and the responsibility of your decisions lay squarely on your shoulders. The wages of sin are death but God sent His only begotten Son to die on the cross as a man to give you an escape clause and eternal life; He paid the price you could never pay, but unless you turn to Him and repent of your crimes, you will be judged and rightly found guilty. If you honestly think you're the result of a random firecracker that made a modified monkey, that nothing exploded and created everything, well..I just have to say that you've set the bar a little low on plausibility.

>> ^kir_mokum:
here are the 2 options:
1. you're wrong and nothing happens other than maybe a massive DMT trip and then nothing.
2. you're right and you're god is a massive dick who's been playing passive aggressive mind games with us this whole time.


Or I am right and you've transgressed the laws of a Holy God which makes you a sinner, and the responsibility of your decisions lay squarely on your shoulders. The wages of sin are death but God sent His only begotten Son to die on the cross as a man to give you an escape clause and eternal life; He paid the price you could never pay, but unless you turn to Him and repent of your crimes, you will be judged and rightly found guilty. If you honestly think you're the result of a random firecracker that made a modified monkey, that nothing exploded and created everything, well..I just have to say that you've set the bar a little low on plausibility.

Call mythbusters>> ^jmd:

what I wanna see is 320,000 Firecrackers..at once!

>> ^Stingray:

Hooray for air and noise pollution!


Indeed, a notable lack of care must go into these kinds of demonstrations.

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Thefreak, firecracker seem to be pretty unstable, also the fuses themselves are easy to burn and when they burn, they emit a shower of sparks guaranteed to set off more fuses. Infact it looks like the center mass was started by a firecracker that had blown itself into the mess.

frankly though this setup takes no skill and is just a smoking mess... what I wanna see is 320,000 Firecrackers..at once!

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I watch that and I wonder how many firecrackers in that main mass were just blown away before they got lit. I don't know much about firecrackers but it seems like a clump like that wouldn't work as intended.

Does anyone have any experience with this sort of thing?

>> ^lucky760:

Is that supposed to read 3,200 or 32,000 or 320,000? It's awe-inspiring in any case.



Just fixed the title, it should have said 320,000. Thanks

They performed a miracle that day of turning firecrackers into step ladders.

I'm a cat person. Big time. So don't get me wrong here, but I couldn't help but laugh at this. My brain simply couldn't handle the absurdity of someone running into a cat, petting it for a bit, looking around and then picking it up and throwing it in the garbage. It short circuited the logic center of my brain, and I laughed. I also read before I watched the video that whatever happened to the cat, that it was not injured so I felt a bit less guilty.

I do hope they find this person and exact some sort of smart revenge, something legal that will leave a lasting impression on this person. A long time ago on Halloween, probably 10 years now, I ran into a kid trying to shove a firecracker up a cats ass. I later learned from police that this happens a lot; mind blown. I'll say this much, the kid did not succeed and I ended up having a long night with police sorting out what ended up happening.

2bbl Rochester, bad cam, they did some ridiculous things to start addressing pollution.
A 750 cfm Holley double pumper (or two) or a Carter, better spring rate and some Koni firecrackers to dampen would have change things considerably. This was not a handling vehicle anyway. 396cid is still my favorite engine. I drove one that when stepped into on the rear bumper of a semi at 55mph would be at 110mph at the front bumper.

XKE E Type coupe, one of the sexiest autos ever. 246cid inline six would run. Incredible handling. Now neutered Fords with kitty on the hood. (Didn't get to see it. )

Bugging you again.

Told C that I wanted to date other people.
Considering all alternatives, it went well.
It wasn't something that I wanted to tell her.
It was something that I had to tell her.

In retrospect, I think it went about as well as thing like that could go. We held hands. Kissed. Pressed our old middle-aged heads together. Smelled her hair. It soothed me.

We went out to the parking lot to neck, and some guy—some asshole came out and started filming us. We had to laugh. As if that sorry son of a bitch didn't have something better to do.

At, what? Two in the morning?

I flashed him my titties as we drove off. That'll show him!

Two can play at that game, but I probably won't, because anybody lame enough to film to old farts necking in an empty down-town parking lot isn't going to expose himself to anything more radical than...what...over-caffination?

A pair of cargo shorts that mis-match his death-metal tee-shirt?

Thinking of you, my long away Austin (but not Austin) firecracker.



In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
i take in strays. i sing songs. i go to baseball games. i have a sore rotator cuff.

You're kinda like a firecracker. I love fireworks, but I wouldn't want one going off right in my face.

You'll be missed, Dude.

My New Year kicked off with one hell of a lot of firecrackers and some good old fashioned drunken debauchery, so I can't complain too much.. I'm struggling to get back into the swing of things at work and it's pretty crazy to think that my time in Denmark is already coming to a close pretty soon. Time sure has a knack for going by way too fast when you're enjoying yourself. 2010 is supposedly the Year of the Inuit in Canada. I haven't seen much evidence to show that this will actually mean anything, but I'm trying to be optimistic!
>> ^schmawy:
Thanks, Jesse, it's been good so far. It's been a mix of arduous toil and reckless creative and amorous pursuit. I've reestablished NefFlix's faith in my finances and am padding out my queue with JesseoftheNorth fare. So far I've added 101 Reykjavik but need to go back and find some of the others you've posted. Thanks for the tips!
How's the Scandinavian New Year treating you?
In reply to this comment by JesseoftheNorth:
Hey, thanks Schmawy, Happy New Year! How have you been?
>> ^schmawy:
quality