>> ^volumptuous Wait's for the inevitable fat joke from someone.


HAHA,
I get it,

"Wait's"...as in "weight".

Good one!

>> ^volumptuous:
Wait's for the inevitable fat joke from someone.




or



Take your pick.

* Tells inevitable fat joke

* Wait's for the inevitable fat joke from someone.

ugh too few people like fat jokes *kill

I have to make fat jokes to be in the IN crowd too.:
- translation into her native tongue: "Ouchuda... yusammandi, Solo. Huurr huuur huuur. Wonki Chewbacca, wookie nipple pinchy" Jennifer the Hutt.
- ♪"I'm still Jenny the Block"♫
- "and then she ate the interviewer"
- Did you notice the interviewer had to lean back as to not get caught in her gravity?

I could go on... am I cool now?

Aside from all the fat joke: It really peeved me back when smacktards tried to argue that the votes in Michigan should have counted. As a Michiganian, I would have felt even more disenfranchised if those votes were counted, since that entire primary was a joke.

Hillary was the only person on the ballot and she didn't win by a large amount, considering. MANY people showed up to vote "undecided." If the primary hadn't been entirely screwed up, Obama likely would have won by a considerable margin.

Being emotional and adamant does not make up for being misinformed and misguided.

Regardless, it's all moot now anyway.

You're a sucker for gimmicks!? No way!

Glad you didn't go there with the anorexia jokes either. I find it's better to stick with fat jokes. They're MUCH more tasteful.

In reply to this comment by schmawy:
You're right. I'm a sucker for gimmicks. Also, here's an anorexia joke in there somewhere that I'm choosing to ignore.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Check out how choggie's been funnin' with video aspect ratios:

http://www.videosift.com/video/Karen-Carpenter-Drum-Montage

I think you'll appreciate his sense of humor on this one.

<insert generic fat joke here> LAWLZ!

Let's stop with the fat jokes. On the other hand he could start an Olympic sport like, how many Mexicans can you fit into the big blue man in 60 seconds?

Oy. Last joke I post for a while. But for future reference, could we all please post the subjects that offend us so we know what's not allowed.

I'll start. I'm a white, American male from Texas. So no jokes about white people, Americans, men, or Texans/Texas. I'm tall and slightly overweight so no tall jokes or fat jokes (or jokes about food in general - I'm very sensitive about my weight). I speak English - so no jokes in English (that's a joke - sorry if I offended anyone). I'm a husband, a son, a brother, and a father - so all husband/wife/father/son/daughter/brother/mother jokes are completely out of bounds (and let's add in-laws - which is really too bad because mine visited over the holidays and I have a doozy!). And being a husband means I'm in a relationship - so no relationship jokes. I have an inner-ear condition so all jokes about people getting dizzy or falling down are not allowed. I've had sex in the past 12 months - so no sex jokes. I'm into politics, video games, and sports - so don't even think about joking about those. I'm also am a member and frequent this sight - so no Videosift jokes. I'm obviously a very funny person and love jokes so no jokes about jokes.

Hmm... that's really all I can think of right now. Who's next?

[Actually I just thought of one. I obviously posted this message so no joking about it. OK? I'm not joking.]

Well, I guess there's enough fat jokes to go around the world several times with this one... and incidentally that also happens to be karaidl's pant size.

Hey man, the guys over at Crisco called. They said to ask you if you would be interested in another taste test. The way the said 'taste test' leads me to believe the portions handed over to you fit somewhere between huge and 'has its own weather system and satellites.'