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The Walk.
luxintenebrisstrangely, these lyrics apply to DJ Shuffle...
Run your mouth when I'm not around, it's easy to achieve
- twit twittering or verbal farts in the general direction
You cry to weak friends that sympathize
- the flock of shorn sheep crying along
Can you hear the violins playing your song?
- whining, whining, always whining
Those same "friends" tell me your every word
- leave the circus, write a book about the head clown
...and it's from a song titled 'Walk'!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkFqg5wAuFk
although the last line "walk on home, boy" is the most appropriate.
Mad Dog Hoek
Payback"Son of Stimpy", the hobos hunting for the fart with their lighters in the air like enraged villagers searching for Frankenstein's Monster.
The Greatest Shot In Television
mxxconNice timing, but i kept waiting for a fart joke...
Fartgate
BSRI liked how he paused to let the fart pass through the intersection of his sentence.
WTF who cares, it's a slow news day.....
Honestly..... ...... ..... ....
(comment aimed at the media)
Fartgate
newtboyActually not, it was a day with plenty of important news, which makes the massive interest in a fart even more odd.
My guess is everyone needs a break from vitally important but exhausting international and national politics and #fartgate provided a nice distraction.
Also, the collective American psyche is an 8 year old.
WTF who cares, it's a slow news day.....
Honestly..... ...... ..... ....
80s' Toys R Us' TV Ad.
antUm, we're here online on the Internet old fart.
It comforts me sometimes being reminded I'm not the only one who remembers things like this...
Nowadays I usually feel alone whenever I reference something from the 80s or even 90s.
#gettingold
RIP Ants
antMy poops explode from my arsehole when I fart them out!
but poop and pee don't explode like your farts...
RIP Ants
mxxconbut poop and pee don't explode like your farts...
Because I have too much gas. I also leak, poop, and pee too much too. Dang old body!
RIP Ants
mxxconWhy you fart so much in your nest?
RIP, his dog, too.
Every Chad Ever: Part 1 - SNL
BSRIf you've ever farted once in your life, there is a little Chad in all of us.
Guy farts in a singing booth
ant/me farts.
Mordhaus
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The GREATEST Tesla Easter Egg!
antI need to fart too.
When your daughters new shorts are shorter than you expected
BSRWithin the last year or so, I've noticed more and more that people refer to me as "Boss." Store clerks, waiters, etc. It seems it's happening more and more and it really annoys me.
So now when someone refers to me as "Boss" I reply, "Oh! Spent some time in the joint I hear.
I'll also say the same thing if I hear someone fart.
Like a boss.
Kicked Out of Class for Saying There are Two Genders
BSRThe real problem here is that both sides thinks this matters.
They are both right, that it's all just wasted time.
Thanks Bob, you're a pretty fart smeller. : )