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Covid Relief Pork
There's always pork in 'em Bills, the difference is where these pork moneys goes to. Corporate largesse that Republicans love (like billions in "motorsports entertainment (read: NASCAR)", and tax breaks for the mega-rich & kickback to lobbyists or civil/social projects, etc. etc. that Democrats love to do, and produce a lot of wasted money too. Practically all government in every country does it.
It's a Critter Christmas
Yep, definitely an em-bessel.
*raises hand* Bugs Bunny!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSZ1h-bydS4
You could upgrade for no extra charge.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuxJqIs2a-Y
Post-Flea-Bath Coyote Pup Before Going To Rehab Facility
I think it's yer Goodfellas soundin' voice dat's freekin' 'em out, eh?
Here's How That Annoying Fly Dodges Your Swatter | Deep Look
I use rubberbands to kill flies. Gets `em just about every time.
Nerf war is hell!
How can you shoot women and children?
Easy, you just don't lead 'em so much. Ain't war hell?
Trump: Biden Will "listen to the scientists"
Ah yes, the compassionate "fuck the old people, let 'em die" approach to covid.
This of course ignores the fact that many who recover from it have substantial lingering effects. And many old people aren't as cavalier about death as that lady. Oh, and even young people can die from it. But by all means, let's just pretend it's no big deal because the current administration couldn't be bothered to show even the tiniest bit of leadership in the face of crisis, and can't admit to mistakes or ever change course.
(video of moron)
Lola Bunny's A Babe
Toss em both to the curb, I'm team Jessica for life.
Oh, FUCK that whore rabbit! If we wanted slutty bunnies, we'd call R. Crumb!
People want their bunnies pure, and full of spunk!
(sooOOOOoo much spunk...)
That's why Lola Bunny is a complete slut compared to the perfection that is JUDY FUCKIN' HOPPS!
Judy Hopps doesn't fool around with sports! NO -- her job is to KICK ASS (and start the occasional race war). She whupped a rhino's ass! She whooped a cheetah's ass! She whupped BATMAN'S ass! Just LOOK at that gorgeous rabbit, with her long ears, twitchy nose and the kinda wide hips that are just made for grabbing and . . . uhh . . .
Have I mentioned the spunk?
Oh, she is FULL of spunk! She's just DRIPPING with so much spunk! And it's not rabbit spunk -- none of that for HER! It's FOX spunk she's dripping with! What an amazingly spunky bunny! She fulla so much spunk, she just can't contain it -- and I have the pictures to prove it!
(sooOOOO many pictures...)
I wanna state for the record, right here and now, that I am in no way, shape, or form, a Furry in a manner which is legally disprovable by my attorney. My turgid passion for Judy Hopps is purely platonic in the opposite meaning of that word.
Seriously, fuck Lola -- JUDY HOPPS FOREVER!!!!
Truck does not fare well on the dyno
Every time some hillbilly idiot destroys his obnoxious, poorly tuned, loud-as-fuck, but slow as molasses pick-em-up truck, an angel gets their wings
Evil
Nuremberg 2021 -- and give 'em ALL the short drop this time so they can go out kicking like Julius Streicher.
Women And Children First
"I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. ... Grab ‘em by the pussy. You can do anything."
Republican trolls can sit down and shut up.
Pipeline Blasting
Fairly sure they're blasting to install a pipeline, not blowing up an existing one.
Why would you blast a pipeline? I'm sure there's some obvious reason
The Walk.
Given Trump supporters had/have no issue with "grab em by the pussy" I'm struggling to tell if this is an insult or support.
Finger Banging JOE 2020.
8:46 - Dave Chappelle
When Joe introduce the crime bill in early 90's and signed into law by Clinton, it set out this mess we have today.
Let Lock em up Joe explain it and how proud he is of it today.
Run The Jewels | Close Your Eyes (And Count To F**k)
Lyrics in case you want to sing along
Run them jewels fast, run them, run them jewels fast
Run them, run them, r-run them, run them, fuck the slow mo
Fashion slave, you protestin' to get in a fuckin' look book
Everything I scribble's like The Anarchist Cookbook
(Look good, posing in a centerfold of Crook Book)
Black on black on black with a ski mask, that is my crook look
How you like my stylin', bruh? Ain't nobody stylin', bruh
'Bout to turn this mothafucka up like Riker's Island, bruh
Where my thuggers and my cripples and my blooders and my brothers?
When you niggas gon' unite and kill the police, mothafuckas?
Or take over a jail, give those COs hell
The burnin' of the sulfur, God damn I love the smell
Blankets and pillow torchin', where the fuck the warden?
And when you find him, we don't kill him, we just waterboard him
We killin' 'em for freedom cause they tortured us for boredom
And even if some good ones die, fuck it, the Lord'll sort 'em
We out of order, your honor, you're out of order
This whole court is unimportant, you fuckers are walkin' corpses
I'm a flip wig synonym, livin' within distortion
I'll bite into a cyanide molar before you whores win
I'm a New Yorkian, I fuck for the jump
I wear my Yankee so tilted I actually walk with a hunch
Look at Mikey, I think he likey, we are sinister sons
(Aye, we the type to beat the preacher with a grin and a gun)
Run them jewels fast, run them, run them jewels fast
Run them, run them, r-run them, r-run them, run them, r-run them
Run them jewels fast, run them, run them jewels fast
Run them, run them, r-run them, r-run them, run them, r-run them
A wise man once said, ("We all dead, fuck it")
Just spit it disgusting youngin', and hold your nuts while you're gunnin'
I listened, tatted a sentence on my dick last summer
Now I'll never get that phrase off my brain, it's no wonder
I'm here to buy hearts, I got hundreds, honey
The cheaper the parts, the better buy for the money
I'm trained in vagina whisperin', glistenin'
Waitin' for their christenin', I know the neighbors can't help but listen in
A dirty boy who come down on a side of dissonance
I can't even relax without sirens off in the distances
Not shittin' you, little buddy, this fuckin' island's a prison
The only solace I have is the act of conjugal visitin'
My solitary condition's preventin' conjugal visits
Go mane and missin' my misses, they keepin' me from my children
Conditions create a villain, the villain is givin' vision
The vision becomes a vow to seek vengeance on all the vicious
Liars and politicians, profiteers of the prisons
The forehead engravers, enslavers of men and women
Includin' members of clergy that rule on you through religion
(So strippin' kids to the nude and then tell 'em God'll forgive 'em)
Run them jewels fast, run them, run them jewels fast
Run them, run them, r-run them, r-run them, run them, r-run them
Run them jewels fast, run them, run them jewels fast
Run them, run them, r-run them, r-run them, run them, r-run them
It's De La on the cut, liftin' 6 on your stitchy crew
I'm miles ahead of you, you can sip my bitches brew
My battle status is burnin' mansions from Dallas to Malibu
Check my résumé, your residence is residue
Call her a skin job and my honey dip'll backflip for you
You playin', God your eye sockets, she gon' rip in two
We sick of bleedin' out a trace, spray a victim, you
Done dyin', Phillip AK Dickin' you
With clips in the bottom, we dippin' from Gotham
Yes eclipsed by the shadows, a dark dance to the coffin
I'm a fellow with melanin, suspect of a felony
Ripped like Rakim Allah, feds is checkin' my melody
Yes aggressively tested we'll bump stretchers and penalties
Dump cases with face and the cop pleas when we seizing a pump
With reason to dump on you global grand dragons
Still pilin' fast, plus Afghani toe taggin'
Now they trackin' me and we bustin' back, see
The only thing that close quicker than our caskets be the factories
Run them jewels fast, run them, run them jewels fast
Run them, run them, r-run them, r-run them, run them, r-run them
Run them jewels fast, run them, run them jewels fast
Run them, run them, r-run them, r-run them, run them, r-run them
Police fire (paintball?) at residents on their front porch
"Light 'em up." How old does that guy sound to you? Fuck you, 21 y/o pussies that were bullied in high school and are now holding guns.