thanks eff!

you see kay?...

eff you! *promote my own junkage

Snipe, this was the first time I've ever received enough comment upvotes to receive a star. And, I will always associate this joyous occasion with emotionally trouncing you. I guess from here on out anytime I want to relive this high, I'll have to dish out a nice serving of "eff you" on your profile page. Don't take it personally. Though I'm sure that's a phrase you hear a lot in your worthless, pot-smoking, part time job having, failed musician life: don't take it personally.

I am most distressed to see kronopASSeidon linking to a video of your colonoscopy. Truly the grossest thing I've ever seen outside of your real girlfriend. You said you were going for someone resembling Street Fighter's Chung Li, but she looks more like a Bum Fighter to me. It's nothing a .45 to the face couldn't solve, however.

Some of you may not know this but I had a puppet when I was growing up. It was hideous, deformed and creepy. Choggie always reminds me of this puppet, because they look a lot alike, and both had a lot of hands up there ass.

You never know what Choggie will say next. Either way it doesn't matter, you probably wouldn't understand it anyway.

I made a list of Choogie's most used words. His top five are as follows:
1. Bloke
2. Effer
3. Effen
4. Eff you
5. Eff off

Choogie lives in Texas. Which is know for two major exports; Bullshit, and illegal immigrants. The only good thing that comes out of Texas is Interstate 35.

Feel the burn Choogie, thanks for all your contributions to the Sift. Cheers!