as a sailor... (adopts marinegunrock authoritative voice)

he was turning round, not trying to cut across. you can't stop a boat, you can only turn it round, or turn into the wind so the sails lose power and you float to a stop.

so, my guess is he was drinking (looks like a rich toy boat) and while opening the 3rd bottle of brandy he dropped a glass, and had to go down to get another one. while he was down there he was fellated by a blonde 18 yearold gold digger. he then returned to the wheel, and realised to his horror that he was already past the point of no return and could not avoid hitting the enormous thing in front of him. In desperation he turns into the wind, not wanting to accelerate by turning away from the wind.

oh, scratch that, he was under diesel power, sails down, he's just a moron. or he had an epileptic fit and you should all feel VERY bad for laughing at him. or it was a woman, and we all know women can't drive. or maybe this is snuff and should be redacted.

thankyou and goodnight.

Fuck that. She doesn't have to plead anything. It's not like she owed him anything. Yeah, she's a fucking gold digger. What 19 year old girl that dates a geriatric isn't? But that doesn't mean she was required to sleep with him. The court is going to laugh in his face.

Wait, so are silver grave diggers now a Sift Reality?

I actually share sm's sentiment - and have had it for ages. It's a maintenance power that can't be used to harm anyone but it's still nice to be able to contribute by being able to do said maintenance, so yay expansion.

Gold Diggers of 1933 is an American musical film directed by Mervyn LeRoy with choreography by Busby Berkeley. It stars Ruby Keeler, Ginger Rogers, Joan Blondell, Aline MacMahon and Dick Powell. The story was based on that used previously on the very successful Technicolor musical comedy entitled Gold Diggers of Broadway which had been the biggest box office hit of 1929.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gold_Diggers_of_1933

too soon?

seriously, that guy should be in jail. Why isn't it obvious to everyone that the lawyer did it in the foyer with the pill bag.

step 1: move away from responsible people and loved one to the Bahamas
step 2: put name on birth certificate
step 3: kill heir to fortune
step 4: kill gold digger
step 5: litigate on baby / daughter's behalf
step 6: spend all the $$$

This is the blog entry that explains the test: http://masten-space.com/blog/?p=94

This is an entry for a test that we did later in the day. We wanted to know what it would do to the ground considering that will be one of its tasks for the Lunar Lander Challenge. We call this one the Supersonic Posthole Digger: http://masten-space.com/blog/?p=95

yah the kids filming totaly miss the concept of what the homless dude is saying . iv seen the philisiphies of the homless dude before and alot of it is true but to a limited leval ~ if you realy want something and belive you can get it then in most cases you can get it. however some things you canot get evan if you did belive in them though thought alone. im sure there are manny mentaly ill people who belive thay can fly so deeply yet you dont see them flying this is because you cannot controle phisics with you thought not to that extent you need an object capable of manipulating mAss to manipulate anny other object of mass like your hands ore a jcb digger.

unfortunatly you have to be very literate to debunk eliments of this philisiphy where as you can be quite iliterate to spred and comunicate this philisiphy pritty mutch the same with religoin. the end result manny people belive in something that has large eliments of untruth within.
but still you can lern things from everything

A fantastic documentary film charting the history of 'Scratching' or Turntablism (the official website and it's IMDB entry)...

"A feature-length documentary film about hip-hop DJing, otherwise known as turntablism. From the South Bronx in the 1970s to San Francisco now, the world's best scratchers, beat-diggers, party-rockers, and producers wax poetic on beats, breaks, battles, and the infinite possibilities of vinyl."

Info about the song "JCB" by Nizlopi, which hit UK #1: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JCB_%28song%29

Incidentally, the JCB referred to in the song is a Anglicized term taken from the English company, J.C. Bamford, who make construction equipment like diggers, backhoes, excavators. Around those parts, a JCB can refer to any similar equipment, whether it was produced by J.C. Bamford or not.