i want to cuddle the shit out of your face.

This looks more like "Tuna or the lizard gets it" than cuddling.

The day I can't recycle my jokes like my dad and his dad before him, is the day I don't want to be an American anymore.

In reply to this comment by blankfist:
You said that before.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
Kubrick? I always thought it was Mr. Bean>> ^UsesProzac:

Yes. I think Issykitty is having a worse day, though. God, I can't be mad at a cute little cat wearing a tiara.
Perhaps @bareboards2 should employ those tactics. You should get a cat image for your profile, @bareboards2. Do you think @bareboards2 likes cats? I wonder if @bareboards2 is an animal lover. @bareboards2, do you love cats? @bareboards2 I'm going to be up all night wondering if you don't tell me. @bareboards2 I'm working myself into a manic panic pondering if you like fuzzy cuddles and warm bundles in your lap. I bet cats like @bareboards2 or anything that's warm and willing to stay still long enough for a cat nap. @bareboards2 @bareboards2 @bareboards2
That was cathartic. Sorry about that, fist. When I see something illogical and irrational like people without cute cats for their profile images, the need to addresss the aberration is all-consuming.
But I do love Stanley Kubrick, so I don't mind the lack of cat. I don't know how many books about him I've got, too many to count. A fascinating man who died way, way too soon.
In reply to this comment by blankfist:
Today was an interesting day.

You said that before.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
Kubrick? I always thought it was Mr. Bean>> ^UsesProzac:

Yes. I think Issykitty is having a worse day, though. God, I can't be mad at a cute little cat wearing a tiara.
Perhaps @bareboards2 should employ those tactics. You should get a cat image for your profile, @bareboards2. Do you think @bareboards2 likes cats? I wonder if @bareboards2 is an animal lover. @bareboards2, do you love cats? @bareboards2 I'm going to be up all night wondering if you don't tell me. @bareboards2 I'm working myself into a manic panic pondering if you like fuzzy cuddles and warm bundles in your lap. I bet cats like @bareboards2 or anything that's warm and willing to stay still long enough for a cat nap. @bareboards2 @bareboards2 @bareboards2
That was cathartic. Sorry about that, fist. When I see something illogical and irrational like people without cute cats for their profile images, the need to addresss the aberration is all-consuming.
But I do love Stanley Kubrick, so I don't mind the lack of cat. I don't know how many books about him I've got, too many to count. A fascinating man who died way, way too soon.
In reply to this comment by blankfist:
Today was an interesting day.

Kubrick? I always thought it was Mr. Bean>> ^UsesProzac:

Yes. I think Issykitty is having a worse day, though. God, I can't be mad at a cute little cat wearing a tiara.
Perhaps @bareboards2 should employ those tactics. You should get a cat image for your profile, @bareboards2. Do you think @bareboards2 likes cats? I wonder if @bareboards2 is an animal lover. @bareboards2, do you love cats? @bareboards2 I'm going to be up all night wondering if you don't tell me. @bareboards2 I'm working myself into a manic panic pondering if you like fuzzy cuddles and warm bundles in your lap. I bet cats like @bareboards2 or anything that's warm and willing to stay still long enough for a cat nap. @bareboards2 @bareboards2 @bareboards2
That was cathartic. Sorry about that, fist. When I see something illogical and irrational like people without cute cats for their profile images, the need to addresss the aberration is all-consuming.
But I do love Stanley Kubrick, so I don't mind the lack of cat. I don't know how many books about him I've got, too many to count. A fascinating man who died way, way too soon.
In reply to this comment by blankfist:
Today was an interesting day.

lol

In reply to this comment by UsesProzac:
Yes. I think Issykitty is having a worse day, though. God, I can't be mad at a cute little cat wearing a tiara.

Perhaps @bareboards2 should employ those tactics. You should get a cat image for your profile, @bareboards2. Do you think @bareboards2 likes cats? I wonder if @bareboards2 is an animal lover. @bareboards2, do you love cats? @bareboards2 I'm going to be up all night wondering if you don't tell me. @bareboards2 I'm working myself into a manic panic pondering if you like fuzzy cuddles and warm bundles in your lap. I bet cats like @bareboards2 or anything that's warm and willing to stay still long enough for a cat nap. @bareboards2 @bareboards2 @bareboards2

That was cathartic. Sorry about that, fist. When I see something illogical and irrational like people without cute cats for their profile images, the need to addresss the aberration is all-consuming.

But I do love Stanley Kubrick, so I don't mind the lack of cat. I don't know how many books about him I've got, too many to count. A fascinating man who died way, way too soon.

In reply to this comment by blankfist:
Today was an interesting day.

Yes. I think Issykitty is having a worse day, though. God, I can't be mad at a cute little cat wearing a tiara.

Perhaps @bareboards2 should employ those tactics. You should get a cat image for your profile, @bareboards2. Do you think @bareboards2 likes cats? I wonder if @bareboards2 is an animal lover. @bareboards2, do you love cats? @bareboards2 I'm going to be up all night wondering if you don't tell me. @bareboards2 I'm working myself into a manic panic pondering if you like fuzzy cuddles and warm bundles in your lap. I bet cats like @bareboards2 or anything that's warm and willing to stay still long enough for a cat nap. @bareboards2 @bareboards2 @bareboards2

That was cathartic. Sorry about that, fist. When I see something illogical and irrational like people without cute cats for their profile images, the need to addresss the aberration is all-consuming.

But I do love Stanley Kubrick, so I don't mind the lack of cat. I don't know how many books about him I've got, too many to count. A fascinating man who died way, way too soon.

In reply to this comment by blankfist:
Today was an interesting day.

3 more comments have been lost in the ether at this killed duplicate.

>> ^Winstonfield_Pennypacker:

It's because they have seen this guy's outlandish, anti-American behavior and just plain do not see Obama as "American".
Heck, even Obama doesn't see himself as an American really. He keeps going on and on about how great China is, and how great some other country is, and how wonderful Hugo Chavez is, and how great Islamic dictators like Amadinijad & Asad are, and how fantastic it is to bow to the Saudis, and I'm just getting warmed up. The guy can't open his mouth without saying how great everywhere ELSE is, while the same time whining about how Americans are stupid, gun-totin', bible thumpin', fuel burnin' jerks every time he goes anywhere. Not to mention his downright anti-constitutional behavior domestically with his czars, and ramming laws through, and ignoring court orders, and ignoring laws Congress passes, and NOT enforcing laws that already exist because he doesn't like them... And his constant arrogance and hypocrisy when he insults people (like Ryan) while in the next breath saying how everyone else has to stop being 'mean' (I could fill pages with lists of his double-speak jerky hypocritical arrogance). Add that to his crazy-@$$ pastors, his ties to terrorists like Ayres, his fanatical secrecy in hiding his past, his criminal tie (Rezko) and ON and ON and ON and ON and ON.

wow..


Ok lets see the transcript or video where Obama explains how great Amadinijad or Chaves is. and yeah, I remember seeing some photos of a US president sucking up to the saudis, holding hands, kissing etc, but it wasnt this one. Obama may have greeted someone with a ceremonial bow, but he didnt cuddle. And when exactly did Obama whine about how Americans are stupid, gun-totin', bible thumpin', fuel burnin' jerks?(shouldnt be hard to find evidence of this, since he does it EVERY time he goes anywhere, apparantly)

Yeah, and what about all that fanatical secrecy in hiding his past, does he really think he can get away with writing just 2 books about it? I heard he even went AWOL for the booze, hookers and coke, and his daddy had to pull some strings.. oh fuck.. wrong president... oh, well. And yeah whats up with those crazy ass Pastors, eh? I hear he even has weekly calls with Ted Haggard ... Oh, that wasnt him either? Oh, I see, some priest in a church he went to said something really stupid.. oh, theres a shocker from the people who thinks crackers turns into the flesh of 2000 year old dead jewish zombiegods when you mumble latin to them. Saying stupid, unbelievable shit is their job. unfortunately, every president lately seems to like them anyways.

I admit, I was protecting this adorableness from a possible classic ant downvote.
*Cuddles "Wildlife" to cheek*...I am SO glad you liked it!
>> ^ant:

>> ^AdrianBlack:
Absolutely adorably fun, it is SO full of little things, I had to pause many times to appreciate it fully. Excellent post, Orriteropo!
...I hope Ant finds this.

You could had told me!! I just watched and voted. Wait, ants don't have red clown nose.
bugs

She just wanted to cuddle!

>> ^dannym3141:
>> ^visionep:
The owner is SOOOO annoying. It's a dog lady.. hold it together.
The other problem here is even if the dog lives long term it is going to have major behavior problems with an idiot owner like that. She is praising the dogs nervous behavior after it recovers so it will likely become very neurotic.

What in the name of fuck are you talking about?
First off, who the fuck are you to tell people what they should be upset about? If i don't really care about my mum, and your mum dies, am i in my rights to tell you to shut the fuck up crying about just your mum?
Second off, how the hell is she rewarding nervous behaviour? The dog is scared, it experienced a trauma, she is cuddling the dog. Best bet is to remain calm so that the dog knows that everything is ok, but that's pretty hard given the situation.
You're talking pseudo science bollocks and hopefully you realise that before you open up your dog training advice centre. I'd be surprised if you even owned a dog. Take it from someone with experience - the only thing she did wrong was panic, and i'd have done the same wrong if any of my dogs collapsed.


I love my mom.

Just sayin'

>> ^visionep:

The owner is SOOOO annoying. It's a dog lady.. hold it together.
The other problem here is even if the dog lives long term it is going to have major behavior problems with an idiot owner like that. She is praising the dogs nervous behavior after it recovers so it will likely become very neurotic.


What in the name of fuck are you talking about?

First off, who the fuck are you to tell people what they should be upset about? If i don't really care about my mum, and your mum dies, am i in my rights to tell you to shut the fuck up crying about just your mum?

Second off, how the hell is she rewarding nervous behaviour? The dog is scared, it experienced a trauma, she is cuddling the dog. Best bet is to remain calm so that the dog knows that everything is ok, but that's pretty hard given the situation.

You're talking pseudo science bollocks and hopefully you realise that before you open up your dog training advice centre. I'd be surprised if you even owned a dog. Take it from someone with experience - the only thing she did wrong was panic, and i'd have done the same wrong if any of my dogs collapsed.

This video has been seconded as a duplicate; transferring votes to the original video and killing this dupe - dupeof seconded with isdupe by chicchorea.

*isdupe
>> ^arvana:

I hate to say it, but I think this is a dupe: http://videosift.com/video/Wild-elephant-seal-cuddles-with-a-woman