>> ^StukaFox:
>> ^Samaelsmith:
Did that guy seriously just tackle a swordfish from the air?!

Yes. And then he fucked it. He fucked it for 18 straight hours on a single breath. Then when he was done, he kissed it gently, whispering, "I love you, but I must do this . . ." and kicked the fish straight out of the ocean and into whirling blades of the helicopter above. The once-great ocean predator was instantly shredded into 16,000 perfectly-sized sashimi slices, which this man then ate as a post-coital meal. Turning to the camera, he sang:
"I love to fuck a fish -- boombeyatta boombeyatta!"
Thus, Chuck Norris made his very last appearance in any Discovery Channel production ever.


He ate his own sperm.

>> ^Samaelsmith:
Thus, Chuck Norris made his very last appearance in any Discovery Channel production ever.

Chuck Norris doesn't eat sushi. That's liberal elitist food.

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>> ^Samaelsmith:
Did that guy seriously just tackle a swordfish from the air?!


Yes. And then he fucked it. He fucked it for 18 straight hours on a single breath. Then when he was done, he kissed it gently, whispering, "I love you, but I must do this . . ." and kicked the fish straight out of the ocean and into whirling blades of the helicopter above. The once-great ocean predator was instantly shredded into 16,000 perfectly-sized sashimi slices, which this man then ate as a post-coital meal. Turning to the camera, he sang:

"I love to fuck a fish -- boombeyatta boombeyatta!"

Thus, Chuck Norris made his very last appearance in any Discovery Channel production ever.

>> ^Krupo:
I think commercial would be more appropriate than future but I don't feel like invoking a mass channel edit, just feel like saying it.

I concur.

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