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The Truth About Gingers

ant jokingly says...

Yes, a clone army of red hot gingers. Hot blondes will work too. Maybe I should change to my Ant Borg and assimilate them instead? Do you want to help me with this project?

00Scud00 said:

Darth Ant making a proposal for a clone army? Get the fuck out. But I suppose if it's a hot clone army then I can't really object.
Honestly though I don't really get where all the hate for gingers comes from, perhaps it's campaign by blondes to draw attention away from their obvious IQ problems.

The Truth About Gingers

00Scud00 says...

Darth Ant making a proposal for a clone army? Get the fuck out. But I suppose if it's a hot clone army then I can't really object.
Honestly though I don't really get where all the hate for gingers comes from, perhaps it's campaign by blondes to draw attention away from their obvious IQ problems.

ant said:

We need to clone them.

How Many Countries Are There? CGPGrey

No Cage Diving with Great White Sharks

Norsuelefantti says...

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No Cage Diving with Great White Sharks

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Will Smith's $2.5 million movie trailer home

Woman thinks all postal workers are after her

JustSaying says...

Why are these words offensive? Because some assholes uses them to dismiss others? Is "woman" an offensive word now too? Women drivers. Women's health. Women's rights.
Why don't we, for a change, stop turning words into stigmatas and instead change their definition into something more objectively descriptive? Language changes, it's not static, let's embrace that. Let's stop making more and more tools for awful people to hurt others. "Homosexual" was once nothing but a horrible insult and a description of human moral failure. Now we're looking at a future where it is as offensive as the word woman. Or blond. Or plumber.
It is becoming nothing but an adjective. We're getting there.
Crazy people deserve much better than that, they have enough on their plate.

pumkinandstorm said:

For those that might find the words "insane" and "crazy" offensive, I have edited the title and video description.

Aaron Paul Comes Down From His House To Meet Irish Fans

Joe Scarborough is Eloquent & Angry about Trayvon

poolcleaner says...

Race issues, meh. Let's talk about that blond bimbo that just sits there and adds nothing to the dialog. At least she's being seen and not heard. Thank god for the small things.

I'm just kidding. Man, I'm always kidding. Except when it comes to the police. Fuck those guys. Except women police. They're hot. Unless they're black. Then they're scary.

Black men, let's talk about black women. That's a double wammy.

@Velocity5: What do Asian and white parents think of that? (What I just said above.)

How about if you have both an Asian AND a white parent? And does it make a difference if it's an Asian mom and white dad versus a white mom and an Asian dad?

Do white women even marry Asian men?

Also, is the white parent Irish, Italian or Jewish? And is the Asian parent Korean or Malaysian? Because I don't think they count for your demographic. (Those are the scary whites and Asians.)

Is the Queen still jealous of Snow White?

poolcleaner says...

Marriage only involves one girl? Wait... seriously? I did NOT realize that.

Well, I guess it's time to unpropose, because I am definitely going to have sex with the queen.

I mean, she's NOT jealous, right? Riiiiight? And Snow White and that blond bimbo are DEFINITELY not jealous. Damn dude, and they're all hanging out at Mickey's house? I bet you Mickey and Minnie invites the queen over to show her how not jealous they ALL are.

He knows what's up. Freaking sewer rat. I dig his style -- and his nose is Walt Disney's penis. True story.

lucky760 said:

Wow, she's awesome. Boy, if I wasn't already married...

That's so great.

*quality

10 Minute Ultimate Girls Fail Compilation NEW May 2013

Die Antwoord - "Cookie Thumper" (Official Video)

Sagemind says...

THERE ONCE WAS A LITTLE GIRL
WHO HAD A CRUSH ON A BAD, BAD BOY
BUT WHEN THAT BAD BOY GOT OUT OF PRISON
THAT LITTLE GIRL'S ASS WAS IN BIG, BIG TROUBLE!

DAAI BRA ANIES HY'S N FOKKEN GAM BRA
HAAI! DAAI ANIES HY LAM INNIE MANG JA
'KEN SY MY NOMMER?' XHA! BOY WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER?
TWEE SES? TWEE SEWE? OF IS JY N AG BRA?
Translated:
THAT BOY ANIES, HE'S A FUCKIN GHETTO BOY
ANIES CHILLS IN JAIL
'DOES SHE KNOW MY NUMBER?' NO! BOY WHAT'S YOUR NUMER?
26? 27? OR ARE YOU A 28?

THROW DEM DEVILISH GANG SIGNZ IN DA AIR
START GIVING IT UP 4 LITTLE EVIL ME
MY FINGERZ R GREEN COZ IM A MEAN DOPE FIEND
IM WICKED LIKE MAD D.O.G
FRESH LIKE A LITTLE DARK G.O.D
YO-LANDI VI$$ER GOT DA HYPEST FLOW
START TALKING IN TONGUES WHENEVER I GET STONED
MUDAFUCKN MINDZ GET BLOWN
EVERY TIME I RAP IN2 DA MICROPHONE
MY ZEF ACCENT IZ VERY FOREIGN
WHEN I SPEAK OVERSEAZ DEY GO: I BEG YOUR PARDON?
U CAN'T GET ME LIKE ERIC CARTMAN
NAUGHTY LITTLE KITTY GO MEOW
YES DADDY, I'M A BIG GIRL NOW
JAS LITTLE DEVIL MAKE YOUR DICK GO WOW
CHEA BOY! YO-LANDI VI$$ER IS HOT STUFF

DAAI BRA ANIES HY'S N FOKKEN GANGSTA
HAAI, DAAI BRA ANIES HY LAM INNIE MANG JA
'KEN SY MY NOMMER?' XHA! BOY WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER?
TWEE SES? TWEE SEWE? OF IS JY N AG BRA?
Translated:
THAT BOY ANIES, HE'S A FUCKIN GANGSTER
DAMN! ANIES IS CHILLING IN JAIL
'DOES SHE KNOW MY NUMBER?' NO! BOY WHAT'S YOUR NUMER?
26? 27? OR ARE YOU A 28?

DAAI BRA ANIES HY DROOM INNIE MANG JA
VAN MY PUNANI, JA JYS LEKKER JAS BRA
VINGER IN JOU HOL IN, NXA! HAAL UIT DIE GANJA
JA PAKKIE ZOL IN! KLAP IT SOOS N RASTA
Translated:
THAT BOY ANIES, HE'S DREAMING IN JAIL
DREAMING OF MY PUNANI, YEAH YOU HEAVY HORNY BOY
FINGER IN YOUR ASS, NICE! WHIP OUT THE WEED YOU SMUGGLED IN
JA ROLL IT UP, LIGHT IT UP, HIT LIKE A RASTA

I RHYME TIGHT! TIGHT! TIGHT! TIGHT!
SPARK MOSH-PIT SHIT COZ I RHYME SO HYPE
PUT ME IN FRONT OF SUM1 I DON'T LIKE
I GO PUNCH! KICK! BITE! FIGHT!
I'M KRAY-KRAY LIKE O.D.B.
YO-LANDI DOWN WID O.P.P.
I SMELL LOVELY COZ I DON'T EAT MEAT
2 MUCH BUBBLY DEN I GO PEE-PEE
LOOK OUT HERE CUM LITTLE EVIL ME
I GOT A ITCHY LITTLE NEED 4 SPEED
RAP ON DA BEAT LIKE A HI-SPEED CHASE SONG
I GOOI ROOI! NO MUDAFUKIN BREAKS ON
ALL DEZE POP SONGZ SOUND LIKE DA SAME SONG
I BURN DEM! JA MUDAFUCKA FLAME ON!
BOW DOWN 2 HER MUDAFUCKN MAJESTY
NO RAPPER OUT DERE AZ BAD AZ ME!

SNY JOU KOEKIE!
SNY-SNY JOU SNOEKIE COOKIE!
Translated:
CUT YOUR LITTLE CAKE
CUT-CUT YOUR LITTLE FISHY CAKE
CUT IT-CUT IT- HEY KITTY KITTY KITTY!
CUT IT-CUT IT- HEY KITTY KITTY KITTY!

DAAI BRA ANIES HY'S N FOKKEN GAM BRA
HAAI! DAAI ANIES HY LAM INNIE MANG JA
'KEN SY MY NOMMER?' XHA! BOY WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER?
TWEE SES? TWEE SEWE? OF IS JY N AG BRA?
Translated:
THAT BOY ANIES, HE'S A FUCKIN GHETTO BOY
ANIES CHILLS IN JAIL
'DOES SHE KNOW MY NUMBER?' NO! BOY WHAT'S YOUR NUMER?
26? 27? OR ARE YOU A 28?

DAAI BRA ANIES HY'S A FOKKEN GANGSTA
DAAI BRA ANIES HY'S VARS UITIE MANG JA
WYS HOM PUNANI, WAARS JOU COOKIE THUMPER?
GEE HOM PUNANI, MAAR HY SOEKIE BUM BRA!
Translated:
THAT BOY ANIES, HE'S A FUCKIN GANGSTER
THAT BOY ANIES, HE'S FRESH OUT OF JAIL
SHOW HIM PUNANI, WHERE'S YOUR COOKIE THUMPER?
GIVE HIM PUNANI, BUT HE WANTS MY BUM-BUM!

DAAI BRA ANIES HY'S A FOKKEN ROU BRA
EK BLOM MET ANIES LEKKER OPPIE SOFA
HE LOVE YO-LANDI COZ IM BLONDE ALL OVER
MAAR YOH! DAAI ANIES HY HOU VAN MY BOUDE!
Translated:
THAT BOY ANIES HE'S A FUCKIN RAW BOY
I CHILL WITH ANIES NICE ON THE SOFA
HE'S LOVES YO-LANDI COS I'M BLONDE ALL OVER
BUT JEEZ! THAT ANIES, HE REALLY LOVES MY BUM-BUM!

from YT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8nrF5aXPlQ

Dream Job

Drachen_Jager says...

@artician has a point, I remember a Gary Larson story about a cartoon he'd done on Jane Goodall, one chimp is cleaning another and finds a blonde hair and accuses the other chimp of hanging around 'that Goodall tramp' again.

He got an angry letter from the Goodall foundation and shelved the cartoon, never to be published again.

Years later, he happened to be talking to someone else from the Goodall foundation and she brought the cartoon up. He told her about how he'd pulled it and would never re-print it anywhere because of the reaction, and she said, "That doesn't sound like Jane!"

She contacted Goodall who personally contacted Larson and told him she thought the cartoon was hilarious and he was welcome to re-print it as often as he liked.

Long story short, bureaucrats often get a bug up their ass about things that would never bother the true powers-that-be.

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pink and linda perry perform "What's Up".



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