The most interesting thing is that the banana actually is a demonstration of Schrödinger's quantum superposition problem, we can never know if the banana is either fresh or asploded until we open the door. The banana actually exists simultaneously in both states, and only be the act of observation does the banana assume one state or the other- in essence the quantum waveform function of the banana collapses only by the act of observation.

Proponents of the "Many Worlds" school go further, and hold that the quantum wave function does not in fact collapse and form a single outcome, but rather that every possible outcome does exist in a parallel universe somewhere. So even if you are in our world scraping asploded banana from the inside of your microwave, you can be secure in the knowledge that an alternate version of you in a parallel universe is enjoying a fresh, ripe, un-damaged piece of fruit.

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the tough part is catching the residual microwaves. they bounce around inside the microwave oven even when it's not turned on, because the microwave's walls have a special reflective coating.

when you open the microwave door to put your groceries inside, you have to do it quickly, so as not to lose too many of them. if the door's open too long, the microwaves will bounce out the opening, and the benefit to the produce will be lost.

of course, if you do end up losing the residual microwaves, you can restore them by turning on the microwave (with the door closed) for 5 seconds on 'HIGH'.

The most interesting thing is that the banana actually is a demonstration of Schrödinger's quantum superposition problem. We can never know if the banana is either fresh or asploded until we open the door. The banana actually exists simultaneously in both states, and only by the act of observation does the banana assume one state or the other- in essence the quantum waveform function of the banana collapses only by the act of observation.

Proponents of the "Many Worlds" school go further, and hold that the quantum wave function does not in fact collapse and form a single outcome, but rather that every possible outcome does exist in a parallel universe somewhere. So even if you are in our world scraping asploded banana from the inside of your microwave, you can be secure in the knowledge that an alternate version of you in a parallel universe is enjoying a fresh, ripe, un-damaged piece of fruit.

These guys are head-asplodingly awesome.

hmmm, if we start computing on a molecular level, wouldn't that mean someone could create a virus that also disrupts molecular level computations, perhaps asploding the earf?

Upvote for my head asplode !

ROFLMAO @ "Turn the key off"

They key's gonna asplode! SHIT!

I can't believe Dragonforce got a place on GH3... now EVERYONE will asplode.

I think the same thing whilst watching the tools mentioned above....and, similarly, when I read some of your comments, theo47....ain't life paradise?

But seriously, what contributions do assholes like Jon and Bill, really make, to their mediums, or to towards the correcting of the ills of the shit they lampoon?? Lemme answer it so there is no confusion-

Dick. But, they do help to produce the next generation, of ineffectual, sarcastic, cogs, to give the world less and less meaning, daily.

The writers are spinning for the politicians, to ensure they same, business -as-usual, witha new wrapper.

And the sheeple? They gobble it up it like happy meals.

I wish they'd use some just one, of the goddamn state of the union address' I have sent. It would go down in History as Bush's finest hour....problem is, he has no balls, to back up the surname. And Hillary??? Fuck, that vampiric, soul-sucking slut's head would asplode!

if you people went to a second grade science class and actually listened, it would probably asplode ur headz.

This one never gets old. Woulda been cool if it had asploded.

I CANNOT F%#ING WAIT FOR ROSKILDE!! *head asplodes*

Ant upvotes, head asplodes....

wtf! WTF! (head asplodes)


is it up to me to verify this, or does someone have some experience with this madness?

(edit: information here - http://www.spectrumglass.com/Library/ScoreArticles/NoFishStory.html )

about 2/3rd in the excessively metal drumming really kicks in with the guitar solo; skip the vocals part if it turns you off (mostly an instrumental song)

(head asplode!)

*head asplode*