It is absolutely infuriating to me how stupid these people are. Why the FUCK would you let your children play in this stuff? Anyone with a single functioning brain cell would have turned around and gone home the moment they saw that, but no, these fat, stupid women not only put their kids in it, they waddled in it themselves.

And she packed "Goo-gone", which means she was even expecting it!

My head asplode.

ASPLODED!

My head just asploded into candy.

I love how the path crosses over itself a couple of times, and they are stable enough not to asplode until the shock front gets there.

"supposing that we do drill, and not just for oil, but for gas." this line made my head asplode... this entire video makes me want to wipe ohio off the map, the entire state is a wash to me now.

http://mindhurt.net/i/dumbfuckistan.jpg

Sadly its not shrinking fast enough.

head asploded

Too cute. *asplodes*

>> ^Drax:
>> ^robdot:
if I where to shine a flash light in the direction I'm traveling then the light emitting from that flashlight should travel (relative to me) at the speed of light minus 500,000 mph. Otherwise the light would be traveling faster then the speed of light to someone not onboard the magical cosmic space
I think your wrong on this point, the speed of light is a constant. it will measure the same to all observers.

Then it -would- travel at speed of light minus the speed of the train to me, otherwise for someone "standing still" (whatever that is) the light would be traveling the speed of light plus the speed of the train.
I'm just gonna stop here before my HEAD ASPLODES.

This seems to be correct. Light travels at a constant speed through space. Unless your magic train is outside of space (and time) the light from your flashlight would travel at the speed of light, period. It is not affected by the speed of the emitter. The speed of light is a constant (yeah, refraction can make it SEEM like it changes, so can space expansion, but it's really a constant), and is not cumulative.
My question to math teachers was always..."If I'm going the speed of light in my chevy nova and I turn on my headlights, do they work?". Sadly, they never answered me, but the correct answer is "...kind of, define "work"." They would emit photons, but those photons would not go faster than the nova through space, and so they would not "light up" the space ahead of the car (as long as it traveled at the speed of light). My hypothesis is the photons would remain between the emitter and the reflector, and the "relative" speed of the car and light would be between 0 and twice the speed of light, but actual speed of each would remain the speed of light. There would not be a beam of light, but a point (or 2 points, one in front of or at the emitter, one in front of or at the reflector) where photons were traveling in the same direction, constantly gaining in "density".
A good question here might be, would there be a point where the photons reach a maximum "density" (where no more photons can occupy the same point in space time), and, if so, what happens when this point is reached?
Oh no! (head expands and pops!)

>> ^robdot:
if I where to shine a flash light in the direction I'm traveling then the light emitting from that flashlight should travel (relative to me) at the speed of light minus 500,000 mph. Otherwise the light would be traveling faster then the speed of light to someone not onboard the magical cosmic space

I think your wrong on this point, the speed of light is a constant. it will measure the same to all observers.


Then it -would- travel at speed of light minus the speed of the train to me, otherwise for someone "standing still" (whatever that is) the light would be traveling the speed of light plus the speed of the train.

I'm just gonna stop here before my HEAD ASPLODES.

awesome. my head asploded.

Even better Krupo, you can get an acheivement for doing what comes natural... or at least natural for me (10G, Psychotic Prankster). I can't tell you how many people I 'asploded' in Fallout 2 with time bombs and pickpocketing

I guess I wanted to turn Kubrick into a right wing jingoist fascist.

In reply to this comment by schmawy:
OK. What the hell is that^? FoxKubricHitler Meme soup? My head is 'asploding'.

Nicely done, at any rate.

OK. What the hell is that^? FoxKubricHitler Meme soup? My head is 'asploding'.

Nicely done, at any rate.

My head nearly asploded.
I needed that laugh, thank you!

oops, the world asplode!

goodbye strongbad.

also, the narrator was a total looser.