Congratulations! Your video, Destroying an anthill...with gas, has reached the #1 spot in the current Top 15 New Videos listing. This is a very difficult thing to accomplish but you managed to pull it off. For your contribution you have been awarded 2 Power Points.

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I have a friend who is a Beavis-and-Butthead level pyro. He loves blowing things up, and he feels that little things like forewarning may spoil the surprise. He has many claims to fame, but this is among the most notorious:

In the mid-90s, at the place we've been camping for 30+ years, he poured an entire can of Red Dot Smokeless gunpowder down an anthill, then lit it. This was cool for all of about three seconds when it hissed and sputtered like a little volcano. It was far less cool when the gunpowder-packed anthill suddenly went off like Mt. St. Helens. Dirt and REALLY fucking pissed off biting ants blasted high in the air before raining down on the heads of the unwitting spectators, and promptly taking their revenge.

There's nothing quite like being showered with burned, angry biting ants to round out a weekend. Jeff thought this was funny as Hell, because he'd scampered out of range when he realized things were going to go very wrong -- things ALWAYS went very wrong -- and had taken shelter upwind. Later, as in 4:00am the next morning, he set off a stick of dynamite in a creek for an encore, also without warning. And after the booming echoes settled down, the only sound for miles around was this maniacal, hysterical laughter echoing in the impenetrable dark.

To this day, if he starts laughing, I RUN.

My condolences on your loss(es), Ant.

Your video, Destroying an anthill...with gas, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.

Saw that title and I just knew it was going to turn a mountain into an anthill.

So ant, how'd the lady like your gift?

He retired so he could devote more time to his two main hobbies, grumpiness and setting fire to anthills with magnifying glasses.
My new frog comes from http://animalsquotingshakespeare.tumblr.com/

Fuck ants! I want to back up a truck of molten aluminum into the top of an orphanage!

It will be a silvery Pompeii of children! A work of art!

A10anis, comparing killing an anthill to the holocaust? Really? You're an idiot.

Wait a second, didn't you say you lived in an anthill?

I think we can come up with a better lunch....what's your favorite food?

So I have to dig around in an anthill to get to you? Hmmm...."pilot, turn this plane around please"...

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Sí, señor(it)a.

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>> ^ant:
ICN (I care not).
>> ^pumkinandstorm:
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FAKE POO FIGHT! FAKE POO FIGHT! FAKE POO FIGHT! FAKE POO FIGHT! FAKE POO FIGHT!
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>> ^lantern53:
Can't wait to make a turd for my wife's bathroom.

/me throws wet brown toilet paper rolls at pumkinandstorm!

FAKE POO FIGHT! try saying that 5 times fast

Not really what I meant...but you get top marks for enthusiasm! Now get ready to run into your anthill - I'm about to whip this sopping wet paper roll at you and it's gonna hurt...


Oh reallllyyyyy???? Is THAT why you're hiding out on YOUR profile instead of daring to come over to mine to say that????

>> ^ant:
ICN (I care not).
>> ^pumkinandstorm:
In reply to this comment by ant:
FAKE POO FIGHT! FAKE POO FIGHT! FAKE POO FIGHT! FAKE POO FIGHT! FAKE POO FIGHT!
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>> ^lantern53:
Can't wait to make a turd for my wife's bathroom.

/me throws wet brown toilet paper rolls at pumkinandstorm!

FAKE POO FIGHT! try saying that 5 times fast

Not really what I meant...but you get top marks for enthusiasm! Now get ready to run into your anthill - I'm about to whip this sopping wet paper roll at you and it's gonna hurt...


Oh reallllyyyyy???? Is THAT why you're hiding out on YOUR profile instead of daring to come over to mine to say that????

ICN (I care not).

>> ^pumkinandstorm:

In reply to this comment by ant:
FAKE POO FIGHT! FAKE POO FIGHT! FAKE POO FIGHT! FAKE POO FIGHT! FAKE POO FIGHT!
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In reply to this comment by ant:
>> ^lantern53:
Can't wait to make a turd for my wife's bathroom.

/me throws wet brown toilet paper rolls at pumkinandstorm!

FAKE POO FIGHT! try saying that 5 times fast

Not really what I meant...but you get top marks for enthusiasm! Now get ready to run into your anthill - I'm about to whip this sopping wet paper roll at you and it's gonna hurt...

In reply to this comment by ant:
FAKE POO FIGHT! FAKE POO FIGHT! FAKE POO FIGHT! FAKE POO FIGHT! FAKE POO FIGHT!

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>> ^lantern53:

Can't wait to make a turd for my wife's bathroom.


/me throws wet brown toilet paper rolls at pumkinandstorm!

FAKE POO FIGHT! *try saying that 5 times fast*


Not really what I meant...but you get top marks for enthusiasm! Now get ready to run into your anthill - I'm about to whip this sopping wet paper roll at you and it's gonna hurt...

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