Issac Brock's got some great lines, that's one of my favs. also: "i'm on a road shaped like a figure 8, i'm going nowhere but i'm guaranteed to be late"

In reply to this comment by NinjaFish:
I think this video should be called "watch jessica alba watch you" :-P

reminds me of the modest mouse lyrics:
"everyones a voyeurist they're watching me watch them watch me right now"

>> ^swampgirl:
How come this is getting more votes than my staring bunny?
http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Stare-Bunny-Pwnz-You


cute only gets you so far LOL
stare at a bunny, or jessica alba and it looks like videosift has made its decision!

^I'll beat my bunny to Jessica Alba. Err. I mean, Jessica Alba can beat my bunny. Umm...no wait...

There was something transcendental about staring at Jessica Alba for 2 minutes and her staring back... The only thing that ruined it was I was afraid it was a shocker video that changed to a 3 week old decaying fetus halfway through.

>> ^BicycleRepairMan:
She wasn't hot in that video.
You werent hot in that comment.


Your mom was. [grin]

let's see if the Bunny can beat Jessica Alba
http://www.videosift.com/video/Out-Stare-Jessica-Alba

>> ^MarineGunrock:
I beat her.


I believe that sentence is missing the words "off" and "to".

*promote Jessica Alba likes this so maybe she'll be intrigued with my good taste

I think this video should be called "watch jessica alba watch you" :-P

reminds me of the modest mouse lyrics:
"everyones a voyeurist they're watching me watch them watch me right now"

>> ^kronosposeidon:
> It's a staring contest with JESSICA ALBA. Losing is theoretically impossible, fellas.

WRONG!! now i'm BLIND, motherfucker! you happy?
oh, wait...
it still burned itself onto my retina. nvm. thx dude.

Ok, look, I enjoy staring at Jessica Alba staring at me as much as the next guy/girl/hermaphrodite, but why is this a good cause exactly?

I'll upvote, don't get me wrong, but I don't get what's the cause here

I know of a one-eyed fellow who's constantly losing staring contests with Jessica Alba.

Hint: he lives in my pants.

It's a staring contest with JESSICA ALBA. Losing is theoretically impossible, fellas.

You can never have too much Jessica Alba. She wouldn't stare that much if she knew what I was waving around on the other side.

upvote for a good cause + it's Jessica Alba, dude!