Ahhhh the elusive gopher sheep!

Ahhhh fuck yeah shit YES I needed some Die Antwoord in my life tonight, baby! Zef style! I will let the demons possess me tonight. But no drugs. Just the pure madness of a freak on a leash needing to vomit out its soul. I might get hurt. I might be in pain after I'm done hurling myself at trees and walls and off of things; into things; out of things...

But more importantly, zef-portantly: what do I wear whilst embodying such madness?

Ahhhh, yes, The Final Fantasy Series was amazing!

Ahhhh....another post of the same video said the car had sped past her earlier, and she flipped out when it returned to the house claiming it had nearly killed her. No idea how true that is, but it's the claim.
Still, why attack the guy with the camera?

Oh grunting man. Grunting man, will you ever cease your grunted proclamation of full body, mind, and soul dedication to each swing of the game of tennis?

During sex grunting man exclaims EAUUUGH EAUUUGH EUGH EEAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGHH with the windows down and everyone in the neighborhood sorta liked it at first but now it's just goddamn annoying. Seriously every time, grunting man?

Damn grunting man. Ahhhh grunting man.

What are you grunting at this time? What are you trying to tell me, boy? Timmy fell down a giant gaping anus filled with sores and fissures? Is that why you grunt every time you swing your racket?

No, no, no -- he was just lifting a bag of grain to carry from the mill down to the grainery. Why grunting man has made a name for himself all over the realm (mostly as grunting man). I remember when he was a wee lad, grunting at anything that moved. Birds, signposts, bidets...

What was I saying? Ahhh... GRUNT GRUNT --

Grunting man to the rescue! Hooray Hooray! He comes to save the daaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy!

Some people are so shocked to be woken up from their happy pappy slumber land where they never need to swim, they just need to pay their bills, follow traffic lights and signs, and everyone will do their job for them. After all, this man paid his taxes and this should have been taken care of by government, right? Ahhhh hahahahahahahaha

Ahhhh. That makes some sense. Good fix.

I think perhaps your reading comprehension is lacking, not my logic.
I guess you missed the part where I mentioned the overworked employees being worked into a stupor...or didn't understand that it's because they have to work 2 or 3 full time jobs to afford both food and shelter that they are overworked zombies, unable to think well enough to stop the other higher ranking employees from instructing them to do stupid things. Increase the base pay so full time employees can afford food and shelter in the area they work in (or near) and you increase base competence because they no longer have to work 120 hour work weeks to survive.

AHHHH, but those at the top HAVE had their 'wages' go up far more than inflation, but not those at the bottom who would be making about $22 an hour if minimum wages were tied to inflation since their start.
A rising tide lifts all ships, OK, except for those already artificially 'lifted' WAY above the tide line. If all 'ships' floated on the tide, that saying would mean something. They don't.
OK, I'll go there, lets say everyone deserves to make >3 times what they used to make when the national minimum wage was started. That means a HUGE pay cut for those at the top, probably a 90%+ pay cut in most cases. Do that, and there's no problem at all affording the cost of paying the bottom 50% a living wage, which means anyone working full time is paid above the poverty line, no exceptions.
Yes, doing that will raise prices, which will require raising wages, which will raise prices...IF the top don't stop taking an obscenely unfair slice of the pie. If THEY pay themselves in the same manner they pay employees, there's no problem. They won't though.

All the birds are screaming "AHHHH!!! IT'S THE RAPTONATOR!!!"

Ahhhh, OK then. I retract my thin defense of them then. They should have focused far more on women surfing then, and much less on how their asses look....but there's no reason they couldn't have done both IMO. Surfing tends to make people's bodies look better, male and female, there's no reason to hide that, but it would be good to not focus on ONLY that.

Ahhhh. Then I would get up and walk away from the crazy, not sit there waiting for it to escalate, or go back for more.
Like the Lord Humungus said...just walk away, and you can keep your lives. Just walk away.

Ahhhh, and the light turns on!

The inconvenience on your part is regretted, and thanks is due for the assist.

Thank you.

Ahhhh, suddenly it makes sense. Thanks.

Back in my riding days, I rode trails like this, but without the big jumps, on my road racing 14 speed bike with thin knobbies. No suspension and the wrong style handlebars change EVERYTHING! I'm still impressed my front forks never broke, and that I never went over a cliff. I usually went over the front of the bike at least once per ride, though.
Ahhhh, youth. It's wasted on the young.

Ahhhh... yeah we're going to need some REALLY big cranes... to get our really big cranes out of the river.