(Intro)
Okay y’all. One thousand words in two minutes
Let’s do this
Yo...
(Verse 1)
In a couple minutes I'ma have to kill it
All the haters that just sit up on the web
But they will say that they don't feel it
But I'm never gonna listen to these idiots who dumb as fuck
I'll punch 'em and I'll kick 'em and I'll hit 'em with an uppercut
They told me that I got a record that I gotta break it
Get your woman naked in the garden she’ll be talking stank
I’ll fill my lungs up full of air and bust you till I hyperventilate
A thousand words, a hundred twenty seconds imma get it straight
I'ma grab the mothafuckin' sun and take a bite of it
I see a rapper try to say he sick but he a vitamin
You know that Mr Mac up on the track like it's a Viking ship
I rip the fucking beat up in to bits when I go psycho quick
All the ladies in the world is like "I love you, Mac"
I fry their brain up in your fuckin' noggin' when I bust a rap
I find a beat I really wanna kill and then I do
And all the mumble rappers in the game are dumb and sounding stupid
I’m an artist with a plan and stacking money in the videos
If that shit is a gimmick, tell the truth I wanna spit it slow
You don’t like the way that I be rappin’ fuckin’ sue me
I’ma get up on the stage and whip it out, just call me Louis
I’ma kill the crew but danny Mac is lethal with the skill
I am the king, I order you to have a pizza every meal
You acting cheesy like a bag of Doritos
I swear to god I’ll tape your mouth shut and throw you in the back of a vehicle
I’m a missile with the flow, I’m like a rapid torpedo
I got a gun up in my hand the size of Danny Devito
But now you sinkin’ like the fuckin’ Titanic
If anybody want a piece of this I’m thinner skinned and having to plan
Now listen to me, I don’t give a fuck about the shit that rappers meant
The world of fuckin’ choppin’
There’s a hundred million chapters baby
I could probably squat a fuckin’ elephant for fifty reps
I need to breathe a little bit of air right now and get my breath
I climb right up the wall like I’m a ninja with a weapon
I’m an angel and I’m evil pulling bitches up in heaven
Everybody call me Lethal, I’ve been rapping twenty years
And walk on water like I’m Jesus only rappin for the cheers before
I get up in the ring and fight a rapper I'm a black belt
And my hands on broken glass so I can leave the fucker battered
I’ma hit them with a bat right in the head until they dead
And make him take back all the dumb and stupid words he ever said
Let me take a breath so I can get back on the drums again
And sneak up on you like I’m the Phantom of the Opera
With a mask over my face but my teeth under your throat
And then I’m drinkin’ every droplet of your motherfucking blood, my friend
I’m just a product of Peter, the clip will pop in the heater
I got the spots of a cheeta
So when the gotta da vida
You better walk away
I’m rapping like a lunatic up on the mic and post it up on YouTube for the stupid chips
(Where’d you go?!)
(Verse 2)
So let me take another breath, I’m lookin’ hella dope
And I’ve been poppin’ since I made the pancakes cook up on the stove
And all you rappers up on YouTube had to treat me like the pope
‘Cause I’m the fuckin’ original
And you’re just huffing the chemicals and you’re just suckin’ like tentacles
Anybody this lyrical better just know I’m coming with the illest flow ever
Tryna kick that bull shit, you get your toes severed
Flames comin’ out my lungs you know I’m crushin’ every drum that ever popped up in the war path
Burning everything that I can see or smell or hear
That starts a fire in the sky and that’s the mother fucking forecast
People wanna say “Mac just raps fast. Really, he ain’t sayin’ shit”
You just mad ‘cause you can’t speak alien
Let’s do it
Gotta spit a lot of fuckin’ words in just a little time
I’m about to put a bomb inside your soul so I can blow your mind
I make it look so easy everybody wanna try it
But your lungs will probably suffocate and then you’ll end up dying
I’ma take a sword and cut my fuckin’ capillaries open
Lava coming out my mouth and all my raps are fuckin’ smokin’
Anybody wanna try to play the game with Mac is losin’
I be comin’ like a wolverine and show my teeth and chew ‘em
I’ma bite a silly rapper on the throat until he bleedin’
I’ll be taking every dollar out your pocket, now we even
I’ll be taking every crumb right off your plate, that’s how I’m eating
What the fuck you gonna do? I‘ll crack your soul and then I reach in
I’m the best that ever did this, other raps, they’re not a match for me
You gotta know that I can drop a line so hard it cracks a tree
I poke you in the eyeball with a microbe
Now you have to see that when I rap I don’t have to breathe

Oh shit! Two minutes and three seconds!
Well that was one thousand and thirty words
New world fuckin’ record! Yeah!
Oh shit... new world record

You're just a reminder of how horrible a team the Giants are, and how amazing the Rockies are. I however am overjoyed that you are willing to test the waters. Welcome back Tell your woman to get up in here also.

@gwiz665


Just so it is clear for you.

How it works in general and alll.

Maybe get yourself acquainted with your woman's absorbancy and such. surprise her with a set of absorbancy pads for a gift.

@Lann I had no part in whatever gift received.

well, now we learned that, until you watched this video, you didn't know how to get your woman turned on... Kudos!>> ^ZappaDanMan:

You see, videosift isn't just about the funnies, it's about education as well. I think we've all learned something today.

sex is more a communication,an expression of emotional connectedness translated into a physical manifestation and not just a mundane act of procreation.

in my humble opinion women are far more adept in the art of physical communication than men are.the language they employ to express their adoration is as varied as it is profoundly subtle.
seduction is an art spoken in whispers and all we have to do is but listen.
a woman will use everything at her disposal:
the lingering stare.
the coy smile.
the flirtatious hair twirl.
let there be no mistake...
a woman plans EVERYTHING,down to the smallest detail,especially when it comes to seduction.
they have an arsenal of weapons of mass seduction and to the discerning male who understands this language there is little room for doubt the intentions and desires being broadcast on all channels.

but sadly most males are not of the discerning sort (this is due to many factors,some social,others more internally based).
so the woman is almost forced to become a blunt instrument and bash the male in the face to communicate her intentions.
so it really should not come as a surprise that some woman have been found to use the more blunt and crude instruments in their arsenal in order to get their message across.

so we have women faking orgasms and pretend moaning but even in its falseness there is still the act of love,or loving,to be more accurate,because ultimately the women is still attempting to be a good lover by making her man feel...well..like a MAN.

so let me present a little unbidden advice:
to all my male brothers.
start paying attention!
because if you start paying attention to all those seemingly innocuous cues that your woman drops on a daily basis.those fake moans and fake orgasms will no longer be...well..fake.

that being said.
i am with cenk that if you dont bring the genuine read deal i become bored real fast.
i am not interested in performance art.
i am interested in you.
let your body talk to me.
i will listen.

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>> ^Asmo:

I don't know exactly what it is but most women tend to fall badly... Maybe we're more used to them looking elegant but it's magnitudes more cringeworthy than seeing a guy do the same thing...


Some people would call this chauvinism but I think it's an instinctual reaction to seeing women (potentially) hurt. We're programmed to be protective.

For anyone who isn't offended by that idea, I offer this one:

The moral of this video is, before you start your woman-empowering pole dance routine, be sure you get a man who knows how to use a screwdriver to secure the pole for you.

I know, she crazy!
In reply to this comment by eric3579:
You best keep your woman in check. Shes destroying the site.

You best keep your woman in check. Shes destroying the site.

>> ^spoco2:

Yeah, I'm kinda siding with dag on this... although also, I think it's not even so much it being 'sweet', but rather I'm getting sick of all of these 'look at us' videos of proposals. Why can't you do an awesome proposal to your woman without having to have your 'awesomeness' confirmed to you by thousands of strangers? Why can't you do a wonderful thing for her and then... oh, I dunno... NOT share it on the internet?
For all those that have done things like that, and kept it to themselves, bravo.
I liked the way I proposed to my wife, but I'm not going to detail it here, and I didn't have a group of people filming it, all in the hope that people say what a wonderful bloody guy I am.
Grump grump grump.
So... where's a cute kitten video?


I know someone who's jealous...

Yeah, I'm kinda siding with dag on this... although also, I think it's not even so much it being 'sweet', but rather I'm getting sick of all of these 'look at us' videos of proposals. Why can't you do an awesome proposal to your woman without having to have your 'awesomeness' confirmed to you by thousands of strangers? Why can't you do a wonderful thing for her and then... oh, I dunno... NOT share it on the internet?

For all those that have done things like that, and kept it to themselves, bravo.

I liked the way I proposed to my wife, but I'm not going to detail it here, and I didn't have a group of people filming it, all in the hope that people say what a wonderful bloody guy I am.

Grump grump grump.

So... where's a cute kitten video?

And remember, ladies, this is the only way you can tell if your man is cheating on you.


And fellas, remember not to use tuna oil as lubricant while masturbating, as it will cause false identification if your woman does choose to smell yo' dick

>> ^KnivesOut:
Get Gran Turismo 5 and a badass steering wheel with force feedback (I just did and its amazing.)
Then your woman can oooh and aaah as you drift all over the place like a crazy person.


I do that in real life...but instead of oooohs and aaaahs she's screaming and pissing herself. I love the smell of pissy pussy.

Get Gran Turismo 5 and a badass steering wheel with force feedback (I just did and its amazing.)

Then your woman can oooh and aaah as you drift all over the place like a crazy person.

Guys--just remember: you're dumb and incapable of asking questions about how your woman feels. Anyway, it's just not manly, right? ME NO UNDERSTAND FEMAIL