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Dark Brandon Trolls Trump
😂 You poor little baby. That old stuttering guy beat the shit out of your Orange daddy. Absolutely wiped the floor with him. 😂
Just a short taste, do you really want to compare videos of them not being able to speak? Because the Trump video is going to be 78 hours long. Biden’s 3 minute “worst moments” are better than most of Trump’s best. I have hours of Trump incapable of speaking.
You want videos of them stumbling, because the Trump video will be much longer and include multiple toilet paper trails and having to beg for help going down a 3 degree incline….the exact same incline Biden jogged up and down. Momentum.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp775-4XSSU
You dumbshit, even Trump’s people have now all testified that there was absolutely no cheating AGAINST Trump, but plenty of cheating BY Trump. 86 of them. I guess Trump being under indictment must have confused you…he’s indicted for trying multiple ploys to cheat in 2020, not because Biden cheated, because Biden didn’t cheat.
Multiple (7?) states sent fake electors for Trump at his request. Multiple Republican legislatures tried to invalidate millions of valid votes at Trump’s request. Over 60 frivolous lawsuits were filed by Trump’s people claiming election fraud, not a single one had evidence of any Democratic fraud (some brought up what turned out to be Republican frauds, like the guy who voted for Trump as his wife then claimed Democrats stole her vote). At least 4 states cheated by redistricting to deny minority votes any power, illegally, and some continue to defy the courts and continue their racist gerrymandering….but just wait until they need the court, suddenly defying a court order will be treason.
Ingram just gave away the game…saying there’s no evidence to take Biden to court…in fact there’s none against Joe at all, no prosecutor on earth could convict him of anything, and there’s no possibility of the senate convicting him of anything, there’s even barely a chance the hyper partisan house could impeach him, but that doesn’t matter the house should try to impeach now anyway because it might hurt his re-election.
She says he needs to go because there’s some (disproven) accusations (not proof or evidence) that he took bribes, but has no problem with Jared actually on record taking $2 BILLION for trading top secret information to the Saudis, or Ivanka being bribed by China with over $30 million in gifts during trade talks.
She admits there’s absolutely nothing, not a shred of evidence against Dark Brandon, but says - we need to unfairly do that thing we wrongly claim was unfairly done to Trump. 😂
Hide and watch, your slug brained ilk has no scruples, no consistency, and no honor, and twists and turns in the wind like a bit of fluff your brains have become. 🤦♂️
Anybody but Trump delusions
People Share Their Secret Anonymously (episode 11)
I was 18+or- when I used a restroom at a local town park and found a $50 bill on the floor next to the toilet. I was the only one in there. As I walked out and got about halfway to my car a man walked over to me who saw me just leave the restroom. He asked me if found a $50 dollar bill in the restroom and I told him "no". He went on his way to the restroom and I got back in my car and left.
It bothered me afterward to a point that when I see a homeless person I give them no less than $20 even if they don't ask for it. I feel as though the first $50 I gave away was paid back in a way because it wasn't mine. I continue to give to the homeless at times because I feel like I'm paying for my dishonesty that day. I'm still not sure how much longer it will take before I forgive myself.
*walks away without showing my face and toilet paper stuck on my shoe*
Ossoff to Perdue: ‘You’re a crook’
The only thing in my life that's 100% is whenever I have a 50-50 chance I never get it right.
2 cash registers at the 7-11 with no cashier behind them. I stand at one of them and then cashier comes over and directs to the other register.
Go to enter a building with two swing doors. I choose the locked one.
I always choose the stall with no toilet paper.
Wtf?!
I meant....https://youtu.be/wtzULc_LA3w
Joe Won't Stand Up For Us
@newtboy
I especially like how the GOP is attempting to portray Biden as "old and frail" when their guy can't walk down a ramp and loses fights with umbrellas.
I mean, Trump literally walked up the stairs of AF1 with toilet paper on his shoe. Is there any more cliched indicator of someone's stupidity and incompetence?
The Kind Of Jokes We Can Use Right Now
Toilet Paper Shortage - 12/19/1973
Okeechobee Commissioner Bryant Culpepper - Kill Corona With
Great... now on top of toilet paper, we won't be able to find hair dryers, either.
Hoarding An Entire Store's Toilet Paper Inventory
Costco is refusing returns of these products..
toilet paper
paper towels
rice
water
sanitizing wipes
Lysol
Good on Costco
Hoarding An Entire Store's Toilet Paper Inventory
I'm guessing that CV gives you the runs or why would we be out of toilet paper.
#I"ll give you a blowjob and a doughnut for a roll of TP.
newtboy (Member Profile)
Your video, Hoarding An Entire Store's Toilet Paper Inventory, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.
Hoarding An Entire Store's Toilet Paper Inventory
I'm also pretty sure...there's plenty of toilet paper and paper towels lol. She's gonna regret that purchase.
newtboy (Member Profile)
Your video, Toilet Paper Shortage Explained, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.
Meanwhile At The TP Warehouse
America needs to refocus from wars about controlling oil access, to campaigns to acquire toilet paper and other Coronavirus necessities. We must double the military budget immediately!
Cute Monkey Tissue Holder
Eagerly awaiting the toilet paper dispenser.
Star Trek: Tribbles Cereal
Look at the money you'll save on toilet paper.
GOP Says Trump Was Joking as Damning Ukraine Texts Emerge
The next Democratic president is going to have carte Blanche to do anything he or she wants, laws be damned, and Republican complaints are all nothing but country hating sour grapes, to be ignored and ridiculed.
Republican subpoenas....toilet paper. Republican criminal charges....witch hunts. Republican legislation....compost. Republican complaints....sweet sweet music. Turnabout is fair play, and there's a big turnabout a'coming.
Sudafed pill popping Donny (see his taco bowl photo from May 5, 2016 and notice the open drawer that's chock full of European formula Sudafed) now has 20% of Republicans ready to impeach, that number growing steadily. An anonymous/sealed vote in the Senate today would see him expelled, so McConnell won't consider it.
Not sure how they think baiting and lying to the press isn't baiting and lying to the public....or how it doesn't make him a consummate liar in their eyes.