Y'know, I saw that picture taken in New South Wales (Aussieland) of the gigantic goddamn spider that'd caught, and was in the process of eating, a sparrow. So I thought, "Huh -- that's some fucked-up shit right there, y'all..."

In your life, you will come to certain milestones, one of which is "accepting shit you ain't gonna be able to do nothin' about..." Y'know, stuff like Japanese people clubbing dolphins, the GOP and Furries. I mean, you're totally appalled, but there ain't shit you can do about it. You either accept it and move on, or head up to the roof of the apartment complex across the street from Anthrocon and see if you can get your name on the board.

That brings us back to the Dante-esque horror that was the gigantic goddamn spider from Boganland. What're you gonna do, right? You know that spider's paid off the Prime Minister and is on a Qantas flight to parts unknown (probably in whatever that class is that's above Business Class that the airlines keep totally fuckin' secret because of fears that if you found out they were serving dolphin steak and cocaine up near the pointy end of the aircraft, you might just decided to jump out of your seat, charge the hidden door to the Coked-Up Cetacean Lounge, and proceed to hoover every last flake of that fine, fine Peruvian blow -- or get shot seven times in the back if you're black) and will soon be consume children, the elderly, or blasted passengers stumbling off a Qantas A-380 with a wild look in their eyes and a coke-stache that would embarrass Chuck Barris.

So the moral of this story is: Jesus FUCK I love cocaine!!

Listen -- do you know how much high-grade Peruvian flake we were hoovering back in the late 70's? Steve Martin was the perfect comedian for coke-sniffers: wild and energetic, creative on script and off the cuff. We liked our comedians Wild and Crazy and our afternoon bumps in little McDonald's coffee-stirrer spoons.

Those were the days, my friend, those were the days.

GRAAAAAAAAAAAMPA BOUGHT A RUBBER!

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Um....so you think the right didn't make sinister sounding documentaries about Clinton? Where have you been living the last 25 years, a cave in the Peruvian alps?

I think perhaps the "glass houses" complaints are being made by people living in a paper thin crystal snow globe who wish to distract from that fact.

Recall, Trump ran on the lie that he paid for his entire campaign and was beholding to no one, it was absolutely central to his candidacy, and was just another pack of obvious bold faced lies he sold the right, like draining the swamp, releasing his taxes, hiring the "best and brightest people", and putting his assets in a blind trust....all of which were total lies.

Soon they will overtake the Peruvian pan flute musicians as the guardians of our world.

https://youtu.be/W-xrdGb81kg

To be fair, it may be an ancient art form, but it doesn't necessarily translate into this type of show. I am sure peruvian pan flutes or meditation bowls would also get less than admirable results.

That said, some of the stuff in his youtube video sounds more unique and might have been a better fit for his intro song.

Being pedantic, yes.

So are Brazilians, Argentinians, Chileans, Peruvians, Bolivians and so on.
Also Cubans, Jamaicans, Haitians, Dominicans, Puerto Ricans (who are actually in the process of becoming a US state, I believe?) and other island nations of the Americas.

No idea where people from Guam or American Samoa fit in.

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This is hilarious...not the binaural beats, but the paranoia and the latching on to "one more thing to look out for" ~
when, oh WHEN will parents wake up to the "forbidden fruit" concept?
Incidentally, this "technology" has been around FOREVER. Check out Peruvian Whistling Vessels

>> ^acidSpine:
I wonder how much of that was spent on goats


Good question.

Let's ask Boeing, or Lockheed, or DynCorp, or Black Water.

You know that we outsourced the bad-ass security positions to Peruvian psychos?

Wikipedia on Christian Friedrich Samuel Hahnemann - the inventor of homeopathy:

Hahnemann claimed that the medicine of his time did as much harm as good:

My sense of duty would not easily allow me to treat the unknown pathological state of my suffering brethren with these unknown medicines. The thought of becoming in this way a murderer or malefactor towards the life of my fellow human beings was most terrible to me, so terrible and disturbing that I wholly gave up my practice in the first years of my married life and occupied myself solely with chemistry and writing.[3]

After giving up his practice around 1784, Hahnemann made his living chiefly as a writer and translator, while resolving also to investigate the causes of medicine's alleged errors. While translating William Cullen's A Treatise on the Materia Medica, Hahnemann encountered the claim that cinchona, the bark of a Peruvian tree, was effective in treating malaria because of its astringency. Hahnemann believed that other astringent substances are not effective against malaria and began to research cinchona's effect on the human body by self-application. Noting that the drug induced malaria-like symptoms in himself, he concluded that it would do so in any healthy individual. This led him to postulate a healing principle: "that which can produce a set of symptoms in a healthy individual, can treat a sick individual who is manifesting a similar set of symptoms."[3] This principle, like cures like, became the basis for an approach to medicine which he gave the name homeopathy.

So, homeopathy is based on an idea from a man who thought that medicinal drugs in the late 1700 was potentially harmful. No shit. The understanding of chemistry and medicine is incomparable to today's sciences, the periodic table, a vital part of the basics of chemistry wasn't invented until nearly 100 years later. Belief that this kind of treatment is as effective, if not more than conventional medicine is beyond me.

I'd like to quote Dara Ó Briain "people say 'well, science doesn't know everything' - well science knows it doesn't know everything, otherwise, it would stop."

and

"Well herbal medicine, 'herbal medicine has be around for thousands of years', indeed it has, and the stuff that worked became, medicine"

http://www.videosift.com/video/Dara-O-Briain-on-Homeopaths-and-Nutritionists

"Bandido" or "amigo"...

@ 3:09 the one who says "this is bandido" is one of the peruvians. The US pilots say that the plane does not fit the profile of a drug carrying plane, and that it would be a mistake to take it down (phase 3). When the peruvian air force starts shooting at the plane, the pilot had already spoken to Iquitos control tower, telling them that peruvian air force is there, and that they do not know what they want.

Right when the US pilots say that "the plane is talking to Iquitos tower", is when the peruvian plane starts shooting. Plane pilot yells at Iquitos tower that they are being killed, and US pilots tell peruvian air forces to stop shooting.

There was sure a lot of misscomunication on this incident, and a lot of bad luck. Plane that doesn't have proper clearance flying on a drug route, different radio frequencies being used so the plane didn't get the warnings, not sure why the peruvian plane would confirm that it was a "bandido" plane, and a few seconds delay on communication that maybe could have saved a couple of lifes (plane -> iquitos tower -> us plane -> peruvian air force)

But I really fail to see how the shotdown would the CIA's fault, or the US pilots involver on the incident...

Full Disclosure: I didn't watch this vid, yet I'm going to comment on it.

I saw this many years ago.

This was a crime, not a mistake.

And crimes such as this have been committed a hundred fold since then.

I am not "Anti-American."

I am "Anti Shit Like This."

Fervently.

EDIT:

The Peruvian Military is yet another extreme invention of the USA and they are some of the most blood-thirsty, cruel-assed sons of bitches you'll ever meet.