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Zero Punctuation: Castlevania: Symphony of the Night

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Another Earth - Haunting 2011 Trailer

poolcleaner says...

I had a dream about this movie once...

Oceanic Flight 815, en route to Earth 2, crash lands on a desert planet infested with giant sand worms and zombies. In an attempt to get home, the survivors encounter Jeffrey Sinclair on board a space station caught in a time rift, who reveals that he has been chasing Q who is commanding an army of half-Scarran, half-Sylons with Goa'uld symbiotes to conquer a magical island in Neverland. And the only one who can save the universe is Jim Raynor, captain of a stolen Firefly, and his life partner, a half Wookie, half Time Lord who has sworn a life debt to the captain. They have a depressed robot sex slave who isn't attracted to them and each of them owns a power ring, bestowed to them by the Guardians of the Universe (who are all dwarves, except for one of them who is Tom Waits).

You don't even want to know who the crew of the Firefly is. It will blow your fucking mind. Ok, I'll tell you: Napoleon, Socrates, Sigmund Fruuud, Billy the Kid, Genghis Kahn, and Ludwig Van; then for some reason Whoopie Goldberg is there with William Shatner, Patrick Stewart, and Malcolm McDowell, who can't stop pining over Beethoven. At the end of the movie, the crew is clean cut, the robots are all shiny, and the ghosts of Bill Hicks, Rufus, Obi-wan, Pizza the Hut, Dr. Frankenfurter, and Alf are all sitting around waiting for you to wake up -- but, when you wake up -- you're Homer Simpson! OMG don't tell ANYONE about the twist ending or the sequel where he meets Hank Hill who gets abducted by aliens and meets spooky Fox Mulder and that sexy redhead Leeloo.

My mind is exploding! There may be another me who isn't as awesome as the real me and enjoyed the movie The Notebook... Pshhhhhh -- Frell the frack off. Every alternate reality of me smokes pot and makes or plays video games. Stop trying to change me, universe!

X-Men: First Class - Internet Trailer

GeeSussFreeK says...

>> ^gwiz665:

Needs more Patrick Stewart, but other than that, freaking awesome.
>> ^GeeSussFreeK:
The Xavier vs Magneto story was always my favorite. It is great they are finally going to go into that dynamic relationship!



Ya I know! Aren't Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart the most perfect casting of any movie ever? It might be the shortfall on respectable bald actors, but I always hoped he would be prof-X. I like that they are telling the young story of X and Magneto, but I do hope we get to have some more "modern" (lol) encounters of those foes of friends.

X-Men: First Class - Internet Trailer

Star Trek: The Next Generation: A XXX Parody [SFW trailer]

The Evolution of the Hammerhead Shark (BBC)

entr0py says...

>> ^Mammaltron:

I wish they'd explain a little more about the 'almost overnight' theory. A individual mutant became a new species, and had to immediately adapt new hunting techniques to live?
That just seems a little... contrary to everything I've ever learned about evolution.


Haven't you heard Sir. Patrick Stewart's intro to X-Men?

David Attenborough and Vanity

Friesian says...

Hooray for David Attenborough. In fact, this has inspired me to go watch Planet Earth again. Him and Patrick Stewart are two of my favourite "celebrities" (I use the term incredibly loosely)—I guess there's something about Knights which makes me like them.

Patrick Stewart - SNL - Sexy Cakes

Comparing "What a Piece of Work is a Man" from Hamlet

Deano says...

And here's the list of the scenes;

Sir Patrick Stewart (Star Trek: The Next Generation - "Hide and Q" - 1987)
Jeff Daniels (Gettysburg - 1993)
Iain Glen (Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead - 1990)
Jennifer Saunders and Dawn French (Coraline - 2009)
Frank Grimes (Britannia Hospital - 1982)
Robin Atkin Downes (Babylon 5 - "The Paragon of Animals" - 1998)
Richard E. Grant (Withnail & I - 1986)
Mitchell Ryan (Grosse Pointe Blank)

Patrick Stewart - SNL - Sexy Cakes

Patrick Stewart - SNL - Sexy Cakes

Patrick Stewart - SNL - Sexy Cakes

Patrick Stewart - SNL - Sexy Cakes

Patrick Stewart introducing The European Spallation Source



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