Favourites

1) Season - Summer
2) Place in the world - Probably ain't been yet.
3) Children's book - Aesop's Fables for Children.
4) TV Series - Simpsons
5) Word - Meatloaf
6) Film - Wild At Heart
7) Curse - All of 'em
Creature - Woman
9) Past time - Intoxicated
10)Person - Ghengis Khan

Which one?

11) Dog or cat - Dog
12) Sweet or savoury - Savoury
13) Cereal or Toast - Cereal
14) Tan or pale - Tan
15) Shoes or barefoot - Barefoot
16) Desktop or laptop - Desktop
17) Drive or walk - Walk
18) Drama or comedy - Drama
19) Sex or food - Duh
20) Futurama or Simpsons - Simpsons

The Sift

21) Your fave personal submission - http://www.videosift.com/video/Toxic-Avenger-Car-Crushes-Kid-On-a-Bicycle-scene
22) A great comment on one of your vids - *beg
23) Most off the wall member - Meh...
24) Favourite user name - MrFisk
25) Your most used channel - NSFW?
26) Personal dumbass moment - the beginning
27) Best avatar - My original
28) Partner in crime - Partners
29) Do people offline know of your sift problem - Few
30) Idea for the site - Points used promoting should have a one day recharge.

About you

31) Where do you live - Nebraska
32) Smoker/non-smoker - Tobacco?
33) Left or right handed - right
34) Hair colour - black with grey
35) Relationship status - there
36) How tall - 5'12
37) Children - amazingly not yet
38) Ever had an operation - more than a few
39) Best feature - me
40) Use four words to describe yourself - curt, funny, gallant, morbid

If you could...what, who, when etc

41) Bring a famous person back from the dead - Julius Caesar
42) Give 50 grand to any charity - Fuck that
43) Send someone on a one way ticket to the moon - Donald Rumsfeld
44) Relive a moment in your life - the beginning
45) Have a superpower - Apocalypse
46) Find out one thing you've always wanted to know - What happens after death?
47) Have the opposite gender deal with something you have to - Trying to get laid.
48) Be president for one hour - Blowjobs
49) Delete a period in history - George W. Bush
50) Achieve one thing - 11 wives at once

Favourites

1) Season: Late spring and mid fall
2) Place in the world: Where ever I am at that time
3) Children's book: Where the Wild Things Are
4) TV Series: West Wing
5) Word: Bullocks
6) Film: Battle of Britian
7) Curse: Such gooood looks *wink
Creature: titmouse
9) Past time: playing with my hotwheels on my parents couch
10)Person:

Which one?

11) Dog or cat: one reeeeeally lazy cat... I think he was born with a marijuana gene that keeps him constantly chill
12) Sweet or savoury: savoury
13) Cereal or Toast: cereal
14) Tan or pale: pasty scotch irish, german, swedish boy
15) Shoes or barefoot: depends on where im a walkin
16) Desktop or laptop: lappy 2000
17) Drive or walk: prefer to walk
18) Drama or comedy: both
19) Sex or food: yes please
20) Futurama or Simpsons: SIMPSONS!

The Sift

21) Your fave personal submission: http://www.videosift.com/video/Fibber-McGee-and-Molly-1959-tv-pilot because I used to fall asleep to the radio program every night as a kid
22) A great comment on one of your vids: "It doesn't mention anything about needing to be nude in a Greco-Roman building. I guess that's up to personal preference."
23) Most off the wall member: ummm.... ill get back to you on that one
24) Favourite user name:
25) Your most used channel: not sure
26) Personal dumbass moment: this answer would be shorter if it was personal awesome achievement.
27) Best avatar: Crosswords
28) Partner in crime: mums the word
29) Do people offline know of your sift problem: only the ones that attend the sifters anonymous meetings with me
30) Idea for the site:

About you

31) Where do you live: St. Paul Minnesota
32) Smoker/non-smoker: non
33) Left or right handed: left
34) Hair colour: blo..brow...... yes
35) Relationship status: taken
36) How tall: 5'11"
37) Children: 43 that i know of
38) Ever had an operation: nope, but i have broken a couple things
39) Best feature: not good at that one
40) Use four words to describe yourself: well, i like to.... awww

If you could...what, who, when etc

41) Bring a famous person back from the dead: Churchill, seemed like a good honest man
42) Give 50 grand to any charity: Design for the other 90%
43) Send someone on a one way ticket to the moon: meee
44) Relive a moment in your life: "hey! HEY!!! get out of my stuff!!!!"
45) Have a superpower: I dont care how over used it is, i wanna fly!
46) Find out one thing you've always wanted to know: will my country make it another 50 years?
47) Have the opposite gender deal with something you have to:
48) Be president for one hour: I would rummage through the oval office for hidden treasure
49) Delete a period in history: bush bush bush bush bush
50) Achieve one thing: confidence.

1) Season - dog season, it's always dog season
2) Place in the world - doghouses
3) Children's book - Dogbert goes to the store
4) TV Series - Dog Whisperer
5) Word - Doggles
6) Film - All Dogs Go To Heaven
7) Curse - Doggone it!
Creature - Dog
9) Past time - taking my dog for walks
10)Person - Rolph from the muppets

Which one?

11) Dog or cat - Cat
12) Sweet or savoury - salty
13) Cereal or Toast - toasted cereal
14) Tan or pale - farmers tan
15) Shoes or barefoot - shoes with bare toes
16) Desktop or laptop - laptop on a desk
17) Drive or walk - ghostride = both
18) Drama or comedy - steven seagal does both
19) Sex or food - foodstamps
20) Futurama or Simpsons - hey dad, can i borrow the handgun?

The Sift

21) Your fave personal submission - see any of my fine 49
22) A great comment on one of your vids - "Oprah takes a dive" by gwizz
23) Most off the wall member - westy
24) Favourite user name - westy
25) Your most used channel - WTFFFFFFFF
26) Personal dumbass moment - hahahaha
27) Best avatar - John Goodman, clearly
28) Partner in crime - westy, though he doesn't know
29) Do people offline know of your sift problem - no one still alive
30) Idea for the site - gimme 90's channel that I would care for like my own child

About you

31) Where do you live - in a big warehouse where dogs run loose, machines make noise and anything can happen
32) Smoker/non-smoker - plz see username
33) Left or right handed - I save the world with all 4 appendages
34) Hair colour - green, hello
35) Relationship status - I have 5 "close friends"
36) How tall - 6' 5" after I butchwax my 'do
37) Children - you are all my children
38) Ever had an operation - yes, i completed them all in 30 mintues too
39) Best feature - my voiceover
40) Use four words to describe yourself - By your powers combined...

If you could...what, who, when etc

41) Bring a famous person back from the dead - Princess Di
42) Give 50 grand to any charity - OJ is still innocent fund
43) Send someone on a one way ticket to the moon - Princess Di
44) Relive a moment in your life - with my DVR, I relive them all
45) Have a superpower - mine are Superhuman strength, speed and stamina, Flight, Invulnerability, Super-breath, Telepathy, Psychokinesis, Shape-shifting, Control over the elements, Matter transmutation
46) Find out one thing you've always wanted to know - who crashed the exxon-valdez
47) Have the opposite gender deal with something you have to - big oil
48) Be president for one hour - I'd consume the EPA
49) Delete a period in history - every time someone litters
50) Achieve one thing - make a television comeback

Favourites

1) Season - Autumn
2) Place in the world - Livingstone, Zambia.
3) Children's book - Guards! Guards! Guards! by Terry Prachett
4) TV Series - The wire, BSG, mad men and the x files.
5) Word - Clover Gs (don't ask)
6) Film - Bladerunner and there is alot more...
7) Curse - fuck
Creature - chameleon
9) Past time - gaming and ill informed political banter
10)Person - my buddy.

Which one?

11) Dog or cat - cats
12) Sweet or savoury - savory
13) Cereal or Toast - toast?
14) Tan or pale - both in equal measure
15) Shoes or barefoot - shoes?
16) Desktop or laptop - desktop
17) Drive or walk - walk
18) Drama or comedy - sci fi
19) Sex or food - yes
20) Futurama or Simpsons - both jumped the shark.

The Sift

21) Your fave personal submission - all my videos are favourite submissions, but my Luna playlist has my fav muscial picks.
22) A great comment on one of your vids - The whole Andres Segovia comment thread! DOWN WITH JAKE SIKAKAKBURORMO!
23) Most off the wall member - choggie
24) Favourite user name - plastiquemonkey
25) Your most used channel - music and obscure
26) Personal dumbass moment - sifting and commenting drunk, then waking up reading what I wrote.
27) Best avatar - Rickegee and Ravenika.
28) Partner in crime - Mink and Kulpims. The Eastern European Mafia.
29) Do people offline know of your sift problem - Not really. I kinda dropped the habit.
30) Idea for the site - The LONG FUCKING CHANNEL ironically we waited a LONG time for it too.

About you

31) Where do you live - Kuwait
32) Smoker/non-smoker - occasionally
33) Left or right handed - right
34) Hair colour - black?
35) Relationship status - single
36) How tall - 5 '4
37) Children - no
38) Ever had an operation - Yes, I enjoyed the drugs alot.
39) Best feature - I guess it's interesting to talk to me?
40) Use four words to describe yourself - nomad, aware, misanthrope

If you could...what, who, when etc

41) Bring a famous person back from the dead - Martin Luther King
42) Give 50 grand to any charity - Amensty International
43) Send someone on a one way ticket to the moon - Everyone...
44) Relive a moment in your life - My trip to Turkey.
45) Have a superpower - cloaking
46) Find out one thing you've always wanted to know -
47) Have the opposite gender deal with something you have to - crazy irrational emotionally unstable women.
48) Be president for one hour - Dissolve the Fed. open all state secret archives from 2000 down.
49) Delete a period in history - Bush's presidency.
50) Achieve one thing - Learn to fly a helicopter.

Favourites

1) Season - Spring, nothing better than that fresh smell in the air after shitty winter is through
2) Place in the world - Paris has the most atmosphere
3) Children's book - Matilda by Roald Dahl
4) TV Series - Lost, Spaced, Skins
5) Word - flibbertygibbet
6) Film - Hundreds, but a couple would be Donnie Darko and City of God
7) Curse - prick, cockwipe
Creature - Orangutan
9) Past time - Finding fun stuff for my brats to do so I can do other fun stuff
10)Person - My friend, she's weird and fabulous in equal measure

Which one?

11) Dog or cat - Dogs, cat's are bastards. I have 2, i'm fully aware
12) Sweet or savoury - Savoury
13) Cereal or Toast - Cereal
14) Tan or pale - Tan
15) Shoes or barefoot - Barefoot even when inappropriate
16) Desktop or laptop - Desktop
17) Drive or walk - Drive
18) Drama or comedy - There is more good comedy than good drama around, but when you get a decent drama that would win
19) Sex or food - Sex, burn some calories. Food, stuff my face. Sex, sex sex, more food.
20) Futurama or Simpsons - Easily Futurama

The Sift

21) Your fave personal submission - Lately it would have to be this http://www.videosift.com/video/Colin-Farrell-on-Jonathon-Ross
22) A great comment on one of your vids - Hahaha...this bitch is dumb. She's so dumb that she doesn't realize that his work with the Beatles has given him the "free pass". He could pretty much murder her on stage and walk away, a free man, as long as he followed it up with "And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make."

23) Most off the wall member - thepinky by far
24) Favourite user name - Octopussy, fissionchips
25) Your most used channel - Music
26) Personal dumbass moment - Completely missing the point of a post, giving it the large one with a comment about it, hence losing my mojo and making me temporarily want to die
27) Best avatar - Kulpim's old Star Trek avatar
28) Partner in crime - evil_disco obviously and a crush or two
29) Do people offline know of your sift problem- Yeahhh, my friends have no choice but be subjected to whatever i'm interested in at the time
30) Idea for the site - Removing some of siftbots comments would be great

About you

31) Where do you live - Dorset, UK
32) Smoker/non-smoker - Smoker, but barely
33) Left or right handed - Right
34) Hair colour - Dark brown
35) Relationship status - Single with affections
36) How tall - 5'4
37) Children - Two, girl 9 and boy nearly 6
38) Ever had an operation - yes, I have scars and everythin
39) Best feature - Personally i'd go with eyes
40) Use four words to describe yourself - stoner quit, still confused

If you could...what, who, when etc

41) Bring a famous person back from the dead - Oscar Wilde
42) Give 50 grand to any charity - UNICEF
43) Send someone on a one way ticket to the moon -
44) Relive a moment in your life - Finally managing to get my ex to fuck off
45) Have a superpower - Flight
46) Find out one thing you've always wanted to know - Is there life after death
47) Have the opposite gender deal with something you have to - Leaking copious amounts of breastmilk in public
48) Be president for one hour - Check the Area 51 files
49) Delete a period in history - The slave trade
50) Achieve one thing - To be a paramedic

Favourites

1) Season - Spring, while the blossoms and leaves are still budding
2) Place in the world - Amsterdam
3) Children's book - "Where the Sidewalk Ends" by Shel Silverstein
4) TV Series - Northern Exposure
5) Word - zesty
6) Film - Year of the Dragon
7) Curse - shitstain
Creature - The Faun
9) Past time - beers and shots in a Denver dive bar with musician friends
10)Person - Anais Nin or Shophie Scholl

Which one?

11) Dog or cat - both, but I prefer taking a walk with my dog
12) Sweet or savoury - both, but I'll take steak before chocolate
13) Cereal or Toast - both, Lucky Charms must never be underestimated
14) Tan or pale - pale
15) Shoes or barefoot - shoes, due to tender feet
16) Desktop or laptop - desktop for work, laptop for fun
17) Drive or walk - walk whenever possible
18) Drama or comedy - both, but good comedy is hard to find
19) Sex or food - fooooood
20) Futurama or Simpsons - The Simpsons is my #1 weakness

The Sift

21) Your fave personal submission - Blondie - Dreaming
22) A great comment on one of your vids - can't say; everyone here has their moments
23) Most off the wall member - quantumushroom; at least choggie had a heart
24) Favourite user name - too many; many clever names here
25) Your most used channel - not a channel guy
26) Personal dumbass moment - blowing my top or misunderstanding a post
27) Best avatar - they're all good - the avatar really frames the way you hear a comment being said in your head
28) Partner in crime - none, unfortunately
29) Do people offline know of your sift problem - no
30) Idea for the site - a way to subscribe to comments on a specific thread

About you

31) Where do you live - a hell-hole called Roswell, NM
32) Smoker/non-smoker - love the weed, hate the tabacco
33) Left or right handed - ambidextrous, right dominant
34) Hair colour - is thin a color?
35) Relationship status - a single liberal stuck in a conservative desert
36) How tall - sixish.
37) Children - no, unfortunately
38) Ever had an operation - no, thankfully
39) Best feature - generally patient and usually considerate
40) Use four words to describe yourself - complex, loner, creative, sensitive

If you could...what, who, when etc

41) Bring a famous person back from the dead - Henry Miller, with the hopes we'd be beer buddies
42) Give 50 grand to any charity - something for the children of Iraq
43) Send someone on a one way ticket to the moon - Bill O'Reilly
44) Relive a moment in your life - when I met a certain girl in college and fell in love
45) Have a superpower - precognition
46) Find out one thing you've always wanted to know - who pulled off 9/11
47) Have the opposite gender deal with something you have to - can't say, we've both got it rough in our own funny way
48) Be president for one hour - arrest the Bush Administration and launch an investigation into their activities
49) Delete a period in history - the Spanish Inquisition
50) Achieve one thing - publish a great book that was loved by all who read it

Favourites

1) Season - Autumn
2) Place in the world - Yellowstone National Park, without all the tourists
3) Children's book - Any of the Matthew Looney books
4) TV Series - Battlestar Galactica (the new series)
5) Word - butterfluggin
6) Film - Tough call, but I'm going with The Empire Strikes Back
7) Curse - "Twat" seems to be my favorite these days
Creature - Dolphins, even if they are the douchebags of the sea.
9) Past time - Organ donation
10) Person - My son, of course

Which one?

11) Dog or cat - Both, but I own neither. I have two rats.
12) Sweet or savoury - Sweet
13) Cereal or Toast - Toast
14) Tan or pale - Tan. I'm always afraid that I might have bored the pale ones to death
15) Shoes or barefoot - Barefoot. I have hobbit feet
16) Desktop or laptop - laptop
17) Drive or walk - Drive. This is America, dammit.
18) Drama or comedy - Comedy
19) Sex or food - Sex
20) Futurama or Simpsons - Futurama now, but I used to be a diehard Simpsons fan

The Sift

21) Your fave personal submission - Dutch musician with huge ears just wants to fuck you
22) A great comment on one of your vids - the awesome thing about this video is kronos was searching for porn and typed in his favorite fetishes "Dutch, musician, huge ears, wants to fuck me" and he just so happened to stumble across this.
23) Most off the wall member - evil_disco_man. He's quiet. It's always the quiet ones who put severed heads in the crisper.
24) Favourite user name - MycroftHomlz. It shows that smarty-pants scientists can't spell for shit.
25) Your most used channel - Comedy
26) Personal dumbass moment - Giving choggie my email address
27) Best avatar - schmawy's. All of them.
28) Partner in crime - I run with the Hole In The Wall gang, consisting of blankfist, rottenseed, dystopianfuturetoday, schmawy, his sister Issykitty, and alien_concept. Sometimes we let Farhad ride with us, because deep down he so desperately wants to be a cowboy.
29) Do people offline know of your sift problem - Not since I killed them
30) Idea for the site - Glory holes

About you

31) Where do you live - Casper, Wyoming, United States
32) Smoker/non-smoker - non-smoker (quit 12 years ago)
33) Left or right handed - righty tighty
34) Hair colour - reddish brown, with dashing gray highlights
35) Relationship status - I'm in a serious booty-call relationship
36) How tall - 5' 9", or 175 cm. 175 sounds bigger, so let's go with that
37) Children - One child on this planet is blessed with 50% of my genes
38) Ever had an operation - Many:
a. Appendectomy
b. Plate implants for a broken arm
c. Bone graft from pelvis for same broken arm that got horribly infected
d. Hemorrhoid removal - Yet blankfist is still here
e. Torn ligament repair - left foot
f. Torn ligament repair - right hand
g. Lasik eye surgery
h. Foot enlargement - Hoping that by corollary something wonderful would happen
39) Best feature - My beautiful spleen
40) Use four words to describe yourself - Morally bankrupt, donations please

If you could...what, who, when etc

41) Bring a famous person back from the dead - Jesus, just so he could tell all the neo-cons to shut the fuck up
42) Give 50 grand to any charity - Cancer/leukemia research
43) Send someone on a one way ticket to the moon - Me. I hear it's a good place to raise a family
44) Relive a moment in your life -
45) Have a superpower - Walking on water, that way I could tell all the neo-cons to shut the fuck up
46) Find out one thing you've always wanted to know - If there's an afterlife
47) Have the opposite gender deal with something you have to - Listen to all the talk about fucking fantasy football in the crapper at work
48) Be president for one hour - Give the Indians everything back, and send whitey back to Europe
49) Delete a period in history - What day was dystopianfuturetoday born?
50) Achieve one thing - Write the great American novel. About robot pirates from outer space.

Favourites

1) Season = late spring
2) Place in the world = Soča river valley
3) Children's book = grew up with comics
4) TV Series = South Park, Dexter, Californication, Weeds, Battlestar Galacatica
5) Word = ninja
6) Film = Sympathy for Lady Vengeance
7) Curse = "kurba" or "pizda" or even "pička materna"
Creature = honey badger
9) Past time = smoking weed, riding a bike
10)Person = this is getting too personal

Which one?

11) Dog or cat = grew up around dogs, now live surrounded with stray cats
12) Sweet or savoury = both
13) Cereal or Toast = toast
14) Tan or pale = tan
15) Shoes or barefoot = shoes
16) Desktop or laptop = desktop
17) Drive or walk = depends on the distance but i prefer bikes anyway
18) Drama or comedy = drama
19) Sex or food = both at the same time
20) Futurama or Simpsons = simpsons

The Sift

21) Your fave personal submission = Vlatko Stefanovski
22) A great comment on one of your vids = can't remember but I'm sure it's from choggie
23) Most off the wall member = blankfist
24) Favourite user name = schmawy
25) Your most used channel = documentary
26) Personal dumbass moment = i think there's a character limit on comments...
27) Best avatar = Farhad2000
28) Partner in crime = choggie
29) Do people offline know of your sift problem = i sure hope they don't
30) Idea for the site = 5 promotes per week free of charge

About you

31) Where do you live = Slovenia (just google it)
32) Smoker/non-smoker = smoker
33) Left or right handed = right
34) Hair colour = dark brown
35) Relationship status = single
36) How tall = 168 cm
37) Children = none
38) Ever had an operation = no
39) Best feature = dunno, you tell me
40) Use four words to describe yourself = weird and then some

If you could...what, who, when etc

41) Bring a famous person back from the dead = nikola tesla
42) Give 50 grand to any charity = orphaned retarded hiv infected dolphins
43) Send someone on a one way ticket to the moon = my stepfather
44) Relive a moment in your life = *censored*
45) Have a superpower = fly without the neeed of an oxygen mask
46) Find out one thing you've always wanted to know = 42
47) Have the opposite gender deal with something you have to = getting kicked in the balls
48) Be president for one hour = end of the world
49) Delete a period in history = last century
50) Achieve one thing = quit sifting

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1) Season - Autumn
2) Place in the world - Shinsaibashi/Namba Osaka
3) Children's book - A Wrinkle in Time
4) TV Series Mad Men / 6 Feet under
5) Word - Defenestration
6) Film - BladeRunner
7) Curse - Holy smokes
Creature - Big cat


Which one?

11) Dog or cat - Cat
12) Sweet or savoury - Sweet
13) Cereal or Toast - Cereal
14) Tan or pale - pale
15) Shoes or barefoot - barefoot
16) Desktop or laptop - laptop
17) Drive or walk - walk
18) Drama or comedy - comedy
19) Sex or food - food
20) Futurama or Simpsons - Simpsons

The Sift


24) Favourite user name - BurdTurgler
25) Your most used channel - Politics
26) Personal dumbass moment - here.
29) Do people offline know of your sift problem - Yes - ask Persephone

About you

31) Where do you live - Brisbane, Australia
32) Smoker/non-smoker - non
33) Left or right handed - right
34) Hair colour - brown
35) Relationship status - married
36) How tall 180 CM
37) Children 2
38) Ever had an operation - no
39) Best feature - washboard abs. (ha)
40) Use four words to describe yourself mellow, idealistic, nerdy, optimist

If you could...what, who, when etc

50) Achieve one thing - I think VideoSift deserves a Webby.

Favourites

1) Spring
2) Beijing, China
3) Mike Mulligan and his Steam Shovel
4) South Park
5) Knemidokoptes
6) Beauty and the Beast
7) Don't know
Snakes
9) The French Revolution
10)Not sure

Which one?

11) Dog
12) Sweet
13) Cereal
14) Tan
15) Barefoot
16) Laptop
17) Walk
18) Drama
19) Food
20) Futurama

The Sift

21) Duck Amuck
22) "* promote" - various vids
23) blankfist
24) Fjnbk
25) Comedy, but I don't spend any time looking at single channels.
26) Everything I've done here
27) mlx's
28) YouTube
29) Some
30) Non-charters get to choose handle colors

About you

31) Michigan
32) Non-smoker
33) Right handed
34) Black
35) Single
36) 5' something
37) No
38) No
39) All of me
40) Brilliantly stupid, humbly narcissistic

If you could...what, who, when etc

41) John Lennon
42) Red Cross
43) Kevin Trudeau
44) 9th grade
45) Telepathy
46) Albert Einstein's last words
47) Umm...
48) Ban teaching of creationism and intelligent design by executive order.
49) The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution. Terrible time.
50) Win a Nobel Prize

*quality

I could go for some light peer bonding activity. Going to post before I read.

Favourites

1) Season - Autumn.
2) Place in the world - My home. I don't really see the point of anywhere else.
3) Children's book - I'm going to count the whole silver age X-Men as one book and make that my answer.
4) TV Series - The Crystal Maze
5) Word - Appendices.
6) Film - The Fifth Element
7) Curse - Making something up on the spot is always the most satisfying.
Creature - Man.
9) Past time - Past time or pastime? The Victorian era, when people knew how to dress / playing board games.
10)Person - Myself. Everyone should be just like me.

Which one?

11) Dog or cat - Cat, if they didn't have those brain parasites.
12) Sweet or savoury - Savoury unless I run out of sweet. Everything, and as much as possible.
13) Cereal or Toast - Toast.
14) Tan or pale - Pale.
15) Shoes or barefoot - Barefoot.
16) Desktop or laptop - Desktop.
17) Drive or walk - I'd rather have whatever it is I'm driving or walking to delivered.
18) Drama or comedy - Comedy.
19) Sex or food - Food. I made that choice a long time ago.
20) Futurama or Simpsons - Simpsons.

The Sift

21) Your fave personal submission - ...didn't get any votes.
22) A great comment on one of your vids - * promote
23) Most off the wall member - Obviously choggie.
24) Favourite user name - I would have to check every name to answer this question.
25) Your most used channel - eia
26) Personal dumbass moment - I've never made a mistake in my life.
27) Best avatar - dotdude's examples of his own artwork, and anything from that star wars thread.
28) Partner in crime - Don't have one.
29) Do people offline know of your sift problem - To some extent.
30) Idea for the site - Bring back the new member queue.

About you

31) Where do you live - SE Britain.
32) Smoker/non-smoker - Occasional cigar/pipe smoker.
33) Left or right handed - Right.
34) Hair colour - Brown.
35) Relationship status - Leper.
36) How tall - Don't know, 6' 4"-ish.
37) Children - are too expensive.
38) Ever had an operation - Nope.
39) Best feature - Glorious human mind.
40) Use four words to describe yourself - Better person than you.

If you could...what, who, when etc

41) Bring a famous person back from the dead - Tolkien. I'd like to see what he made of those films.
42) Give 50 grand to any charity - Amnesty International.
43) Send someone on a one way ticket to the moon - Sarah Palin.
44) Relive a moment in your life - Any time when I was hitting somebody.
45) Have a superpower - Wolverine's healing factor, in continuities where it makes him immortal.
46) Find out one thing you've always wanted to know - The future of the human race.
47) Have the opposite gender deal with something you have to - Scarcity of awesome sex toys.
48) Be president for one hour - Have the last president executed.
49) Delete a period in history - Anything people are proud of today without having actually participated in the accomplishment.
50) Achieve one thing - Bomb something.

Favourites
1) Season - summer, without a doubt.
2) Place in the world - Home, but then I've never been very far from it.
3) Children's book - Either the Hobbit or Paddington.
4) TV Series - Futurama, Lost, South Park and my latest craze House.
5) Word - Gahagafacka
6) Film - Iron Giant (Soooo pah mahhn.. tears every time)
7) Curse - Fuck or bullcrap.
Creature - Woman or shark.
9) Past time - Then.
10)Person - Hmm, I don't know. Some of my friends, I presume, but I don't play favorites with them.

Which one?

11) Dog or cat - Lately cat, but I love dogs too.
12) Sweet or savoury - Savoury
13) Cereal or Toast - Cereal
14) Tan or pale - It's all good.
15) Shoes or barefoot - shoes.
16) Desktop or laptop - desktop.
17) Drive or walk - Drive
18) Drama or comedy - Comedy
19) Sex or food - Sex with food.
20) Futurama or Simpsons - Futurama.

The Sift

21) Your fave personal submission - http://www.videosift.com/video/Oh-reginald-I-disagree
22) A great comment on one of your vids - http://www.videosift.com/video/Homer-J-Simpson-greatest-thinker-of-our-time#comment-433008
23) Most off the wall member - Choggie, BillO or thepinky, I think. And that lucky760's always been a rotten apple.
24) Favourite user name - Fissionchips
25) Your most used channel - Animation or comedy
26) Personal dumbass moment - According to Tofumar: http://actionpack.videosift.com/talk/SiftQuisition-MrFisk-DrAlcibiades-The-Absence-of-Reason#comment-422314 but I don't think so.
27) Best avatar - Schmawy, hands down.
28) Partner in crime - JAPR or NicoleBee
29) Do people offline know of your sift problem - Problem, what problem?
30) Idea for the site - StumbleUpon-like page.

About you

31) Where do you live - Aarhus Denmark
32) Smoker/non-smoker - Non-smoker
33) Left or right handed - Right.
34) Hair colour - Dark brownish
35) Relationship status - Permasingle
36) How tall - 183cm, I have no idea that is in your yards and furlongs.
37) Children - Belligerent and numerous. (naw, ain't got kids)
38) Ever had an operation - Polyps when I was tiny.
39) Best feature - Dry wit, penchant for motorboating. (and I don't care for sailing.. )
40) Use four words to describe yourself - Thinker, nice, elitist, softie

If you could...what, who, when etc

41) Bring a famous person back from the dead - Someone who died before his/her time and would appreciate another go around. Don't know who though. Maybe Heath Ledger. MOZART!
42) Give 50 grand to any charity - Richard Dawkins foundation for Reason and Science
43) Send someone on a one way ticket to the moon - Sean Hannity
44) Relive a moment in your life - A gentleman don't kiss and tell.
45) Have a superpower - Fly, I think.
46) Find out one thing you've always wanted to know - Everything.
47) Have the opposite gender deal with something you have to - Masturbation, that is.. MY masturbation.
48) Be president for one hour - Probably couldn't do something long term, but I would abolish tax exempts for religious organizations.
49) Delete a period in history - If I delete it, it will happen again. It stays.
50) Achieve one thing - Technological Singularity.

Favourites

1) Season - Winter. Love the snow. The reflections of light off of it. The way it makes everything look new and clean again.
2) Place in the world - Alaska ^
3) Children's book - Curious George & The Electric Fence
4) TV Series - currently ... True Blood
5) Word -
6) Film - BraveHeart
7) Curse - fuckface
Creature - Border Collie's
9) Past time - rpg's
10)Person -

Which one?

11) Dog or cat - Dog
12) Sweet or savoury - savoury
13) Cereal or Toast - toast
14) Tan or pale - tan
15) Shoes or barefoot - barefoot
16) Desktop or laptop - desktop
17) Drive or walk - walk
18) Drama or comedy - comedy
19) Sex or food - sex
20) Futurama or Simpsons - futurama

The Sift

21) Your fave personal submission - The Americans
22) A great comment on one of your vids - We've boosted the Large Hadron Collider...
23) Most off the wall member -
24) Favourite user name - fissionchips
25) Your most used channel - comedy
26) Personal dumbass moment - most comments I make
27) Best avatar - schmawy's (all of them)
28) Partner in crime - none
29) Do people offline know of your sift problem - no
30) Idea for the site - No voting w/o comment window open or create a way to make dupes more apparent

About you

31) Where do you live - NY
32) Smoker/non-smoker - smoker
33) Left or right handed - right
34) Hair colour - black
35) Relationship status - committed
36) How tall - 5' 10"
37) Children - no
38) Ever had an operation - been put back together several times
39) Best feature - hazel eyes
40) Use four words to describe yourself - only four words? well...

If you could...what, who, when etc

41) Bring a famous person back from the dead - Tesla
42) Give 50 grand to any charity - WWF
43) Send someone on a one way ticket to the moon - Bush
44) Relive a moment in your life - Birth
45) Have a superpower - Invisibility
46) Find out one thing you've always wanted to know - What newspapers does Palin read?
47) Have the opposite gender deal with something you have to - Erections in public
48) Be president for one hour - End the war.
49) Delete a period in history - JFK Assassination
50) Achieve one thing - inner peace

Favourites

1) Season - Summer. I hate the cold, snow and everything winter stands for.
2) Place in the world - Vegas baby, Vegas!
3) Children's book - I don't know the title, but the one where a bunch of bears have a party and eventually end up filling their house with popcorn. I used to love that one. Good times.
4) TV Series - Seinfeld
5) Word - Shenanigans
6) Film - This changes depending on my mood, but I'm going to say 2001.
7) Curse - The curse of the dog faced woman!
Creature - Eric Estrada
9) Past time - Watching movies.
10)Person - PT Anderson

Which one?

11) Dog or cat - Dog
12) Sweet or savoury - Savoury
13) Cereal or Toast - Cereal
14) Tan or pale - Tan
15) Shoes or barefoot - Shoes
16) Desktop or laptop - Desktop
17) Drive or walk - Walk
18) Drama or comedy - Both
19) Sex or food - Both!
20) Futurama or Simpsons - If the Simpsons had ended, say, around season 8, that would be my answer for sure. But they've seriously run that show into the ground. So: Futurama.

The Sift

21) Your fave personal submission - Baby chimp plays a guy's stomach like a bongo
22) A great comment on one of your vids - They're all great! (yes, that's a cop out)
23) Most off the wall member - Choggie
24) Favourite user name - Burdturglar
25) Your most used channel - Comedy
26) Personal dumbass moment - Dumbass? Me? Never!
27) Best avatar - Schmawy
28) Partner in crime - I'm a lone wolf, baby!
29) Do people offline know of your sift problem - Nope.
30) Idea for the site - Pie. Delicious pie.

About you

31) Where do you live - The great white north.
32) Smoker/non-smoker - Non
33) Left or right handed - Right
34) Hair colour - Black
35) Relationship status - Single
36) How tall - 6'1
37) Children - Nope
38) Ever had an operation - Yep
39) Best feature - Everything
40) Use four words to describe yourself - Super duper crazy awesome

If you could...what, who, when etc

41) Bring a famous person back from the dead - Stanley Kubrick
42) Give 50 grand to any charity - Cancer
43) Send someone on a one way ticket to the moon - Zack Snyder, and he can take all his stupid movies with him, especially Watchmen.
44) Relive a moment in your life - The time I found a twenty just lying on the sidewalk. Good times.
45) Have a superpower - Invulnerability
46) Find out one thing you've always wanted to know - Will I eventually put my brain in a robot body and live forever as a super-powered robot?
47) Have the opposite gender deal with something you have to - Prepare for the inevitable zombie uprising.
48) Be president for one hour - Smite my enemies.
49) Delete a period in history - I can't think of anything I'd want to delete altogether.
50) Achieve one thing - Visit every country in the world at least once.

Favourites

1) Winter
2) Some place in Pennsylvania (I’ve not traveled much)
3) The Lorax
4) Futurama
5) LIEZ
6) Original Star Wars Trilogy
7) %(#$&#@&
sharks are neat
9) Shot gunning wolves from a helicopter
10)Parents/friends Lame answer but different people mean different things to me

Which one?

11) Cat
12) Sweet
13) Cereal
14) Tan, but not baked
15) I likes to feel the blades of grass betwixt me toes
16) Desktop
17) Walk
18) comedy
19) Sex
20) Futurama

The Sift

21) http://www.videosift.com/video/Captain-Kirk-knows-how-to-treat-a-lady
22) “possibly the best music post ever…”
23) The most off the wall member is no longer a member
24) I’ve never given this any thought
25) Probably
26) Locking my keys out of my car at a police station
27) Schmawy’s cat of a thousand faces !!FREE SCHMAWY!!
28) none
29) Do people offline know of your sift problem
30) Siftbrew, it’ll help generate revenue for the site, and everyone can claim they made that last comment while under the influence

About you

31) Texas
32) non-smoker
33) right handed
34) Brown
35) Single
36) 5’11” and 9/10ths
37) nope
38) Has my tonsils out when I was very young
39) Eyes
40) Geek, dork, nerd, awesome

If you could...what, who, when etc

41) Hitler, give the world someone to unite against
42) Home for wayward republicans
43) Myself
44) Undergrad years were a blast
45) Laser eyes, gotta be laser eyes
46) What Would Jesus Drive
47) Being hit in the balls
48) An hour isn’t long enough to scream at congress
49) 1992
50) RULER OF YOU ALL