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The Mysterious Glass
CrushBugNinjas! I fucking knew it!
A Master-ful Fractal of Terrible Knifemaking
FantomasThis knife is the zenith of 'Mall Ninja'.
You Want To Look Professional But Your Kids Have Other Plans
SDGundamXLOL, the way the mom comes skidding into the room like a cartoon character or Kramer in a Seinfeld episode gets me every time. The attempt to ninja the door shut with the clutch lunge at the end is just icing on the cake.
L.A.'s Spiciest Fried Chicken
poolcleaner*explosive sounds of anal misery cascade across the bathroom stalls*
Foodie: "WHY DID I DO THIS TO MY STOMACH AND MY ANUS?"
Reporter: "Congratulations, sir, you are now the foodie ninja warrior. What are you going to do?"
Foodie: "I'm going to Disneyland so I can ride the teacups to acid reflux!"
poolcleaner
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newtboyNo matter....once I drink the potion in the purple jade badger, my kung fu will be far superior!
Start at 1:24:04....it's Kung Fu Hulk!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpHDptpYfmc
Summary-https://ninjasallthewaydown.wordpress.com/2015/10/17/jade-dagger-ninja-1982/
Yeah, but it's like when Donnie Yen as Yip Man trains all of the factory workers to fight over the course of months; yeah you can take one, two, maybe three or four peasant workers down, but then you get clubbed on the head by like 7 other women with bo staffs. Meanwhile, female Donnie Yen -- Michelle Yeoh is stalking your every move and you don't even see as she breaks every rib in your body with quick successive punches.
Samantha Bee: Who March the World? Girls
poolcleanerAll marching women should learn instruments and martial arts and then be roving bands of musical ninjas. Really, what are you going to do against that? There would be no reason for conflicts, people would just bow before the awesome might.
Worst Ninja Movie Ever?
newtboyFuck you grass, and fuck you mellon!!!!
From the music, I expected one of the ninja to be Don Johnson.
World's Largest Ship Elevator Opens at Three Gorges Dam
poolcleanerGo China, go China go! Go China, go China go! Wait, no, ninjas are from Japan -- are there ninjas in China? Hmmm...
No, I think those are called assassins. But Europe has assassins... what are Chinese ninjas called? Now I'm confused. But that's okay -- the experts at Yahoo Answers to the rescue:
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100203020944AA8ZKHv
"Ninjas are Japanese, In China there're kung fu masters."
Mordhaus
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siftbotYour video, Jessie Graff - American Ninja Warrior 2016, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.
The Single Most Uncomfortable Moment in TMNT.
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The Single Most Uncomfortable Moment in TMNT.
siftbotTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on "The Oprah Winfrey Show" ... has been added as a related post - related requested by ant.
newtboy
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siftbotYour video, I Didn't Chose The Ninja Life, The Ninja Life Chose Me, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.
This Guy Doesn't Need Training Wheels
CrushBugJust Ninja Things
STAR TREK BEYOND Official Trailer #2 (2016)
ChaosEngineYeah, sign me up for the "this looks awful" train.
Right now, there is one thing that might make me want to see this and that's the fact that Simon Pegg wrote it.
Because Simon Pegg is awesome and he actually cares about this.
But I can picture the scene now...
INT: PARAMOUNT EXEC's office
SIMON PEGG: "I've just finished the screenplay for the new Star Trek movie"
PARAMOUNT EXEC flicks through script, obviously not reading it
PARAMOUNT EXEC: "Great.. great! great work, Si (can I call you Si?) Now can we add some ninjas and dirt bikes?"
SIMON PEGG: "er, that's not really what it's about. And please don't call me Si."
PARAMOUNT EXEC: "Thanks Si! So we'll have those ninjas and dirt bikes in the next draft. Also good news, you'll never guess who we got to direct it."
SIMON PEGG: "I was thinking maybe Duncan Jones. He did some great sci-fi with Moon."
PARAMOUNT EXEC: "nah, he's off making an extended blizzard cgi sequence! No, even better, we got Justin Lin!"
SIMON PEGG: "The guy from Fast & Furious? Why? why would you...."
SIMON PEGG breaks down crying
PARAMOUNT EXEC laughs maniacally
CUT TO : Ext GENE RODDENBERRY's grave
GENE RODDENBERRYs corpse spins out of grave
STAR TREK BEYOND Official Trailer #2 (2016)
LiquidDrift says...Yup, this is on track to be the worst star trek film ever (OK, maybe second worst).
They used less ninjas and dirtbikes in this trailer, but I still remember they have them in there!
Nothing about this looks appealing. Jumping from "reconstructing ship" to "destroying recently reconstructed ship" does nothing for me. Clearly nothing is sacred and everything can be pooped back out brand-new, this incarnation already has its first resurrected character, so what's at stake here?
Every since Wrath of Khan, Star Trek writers have been convinced they can only produce Khan-a-likes as a path to success. I was only partially onboard after the first film, I checked out completely after the last one, but I'm particularly surprised at the laziness of this one. The CG and action direction seem to be the only areas that are getting any creative engineering in any of these films.